Mwahahahaha!!
You're having a lend, aren't you Nick?
In our first innings, 4 of our top 5 batsmen were given out LBW (the other one a dodgy catch, but that's by the by).... and none of them by Billy Bowden.
And we have 1 in about 5 genuine, have we? No, I think you'll find your top order usually has the stumps scattered. :winkold: