NurembergVillan

Double that!

Nice shot of Rafa writing down "remember to bollock Lucas at HT".

Yeeeeesssssssss!

WTF is Torres doing?!

Villa fans in "can't agree on anything" shocker

NRC making some good interceptions already.

How's that NOT a booking then?

Get stretched, Ref. Never a yellow...

Lucky there Villa...

We are officially crap.

I think we might get relegated if we play like this in the league...

You'll be next. Stop.

You're. Who put the cross in for England to equalise with the Netherlands? You stupid moron ! For England ? I couldnt give 2 shits about England its what he does for Vill athat matters. Hes done nothing for us at all so far so because hes done it for england i should just be happy ? IDIOT I don't wanna be telling mod's how to do there job at all, but isn't this the sort of thing VT doesn't tolerate anymore? Yes, it is. It's been noted and it'll be dealt with. Thank you.

This referee's having a Regi Blinker TBF...

Spot on. I've held my tongue and held my patience with regards to MON since Blackburn Away last season, but it seems like nothing has changed. We're worryingly short of ideas and the transfer window - in terms of preparing us for the new season - has been a disaster so far. Yes, there's still 2 weeks till the window closes but the season has already started and we're not ready. That's not good enough. I thought losing Martin Laursen would be tough, but that we'd unearth someone to have a go at filling his boots. I was wrong. I thought Gareth Barry's departure would see us add more steel and mobility to our midfield, maybe even change our style of play. I was wrong there too. Tactically inept, and lacking in motivation. Very, very worrying.

Old thread bump! Weeeeeell - given that last summer's transfer window activity was similar to this summer so far, who thinks we'll average 7.77 again come the end of August 2009? I think this thread goes to show that many who would claim it's all going wrong this summer were probably saying he same 12 months ago only to end up happy in the end. Keep the faith, people. We'll get it right...

Paté.

From the Distin thread -

Unfounded Speculation thread again - uk based all 3? No

From the New Home Shirt thread -

Fag - American colloquialism meaning a homosexual male.

From the Downing thread - X

From the Unfounded Speculation Thread. Seems we're trying to sign someone I, at least, have never heard of - X

Fudge sounds dirtier... Apparently in certain circles that's where it gets packed but the exact location of manufacture has never been clarified.