jasthevillan

He is that short I bet he beats everyone in limbo competitions on holiday!

The best stat Paddy is the fact that we have lost more trophies than Blose have won, the original FA Cup and we also momentarily lost the European Cup but it was found outside a police station in Sheffield!

Pat Murphy falling down a ladder, you couldn't make it up.

I didn't write it down to make you look like a fool, so you can remove that smiley if you may. I did it just to help you, because I know a lot about it and it's not a secret that most men suck at taking care of their daily routines. A friend of mine put on shaving foam on his skin without even putting water on first, then he started to shave immediately and raped his face up and down before looking like a bloody mess. No wonder why people get scratches, nicks and cuts ey? Hot, shave, cold - that's the drill Thats hilarious Roca, can you please impart some more of your wisdom? Whats the best way to shave your nuts and what is the correct procedure for checking for lumps on our man boobs caused from drinking too much Stella? Many thanks

It was Edmilson of Barca! Carsley won't go there, he is a Villan. Don't think I have posted on this thread yet about the quality video of the Porno Dwarf on Brass Eye, just search David Sullivan Brass Eye on youtube.

Just came down the stairs to see my mum reading the Evening Mail and the back page said 'World Cup star set to join Blues' and I could see a golden shirted Brazil player. I laughed my head off when my mum moved her hand and it actually read 'World Cup star was set to join Blues', with a sub heading of 'But relegation wrecked deal'! Mwah!!!

Put it this way, you aren't gonna get the job because you have George Michael's designer stubble but you could certainly ensure that you don't get it.

Where is this utopia where we no longer boo people who allow themselves to get tapped up?

All depends on how bitter I am feeling at the time. Booing? I wouldn't put it past me but I doubt I'd bother until we were losing then I'd probably boo his every touch and cheer every one of ours. Anything to help us get a result.

Eric Houghton, now there is someone who can challenge the likes of Billy Walker as greatest Villan of them all. Lets hope Barry surpasses them both in terms of appearances, if he passes them in the list of greatest Villans then we are gonna have some fun over the coming years!

Lidl shares have soared as a result of that picture, lets hope that there is a new Lidl where their club shop is in Brum very soon!

Joe Gallacher, still a penis.

He only knew one King, 'The Sultan of Brunei? The King of Saudi Arabia? The King of S..' Their do tonight has been described as: 'a starstudded event, the biggest in the clubs history with fine dining and entertainment'. I wouldn't mind going now actually!

Their annual awards dinner is tonight at the ICC, cos-mic!

Central News want people to call 09013311131 and say what they think of Birmingham's relegation, lines close at 6:20. I have contributed, couldn't help it!

Funniest thing I 've read in a long time: "When there's a large chunk of your supporters singing 'sack the board' and shouting at me, in front of my kids, '**** off you little ******' you think to yourself 'what am I doing here?' Sullivan told the Birmingham Mail today.

Thought it was good for his kids character to be crying and see what the world is like out there, LOL! I quite like him actually cos even when he knows people aren't gonna like what he says, he just says it! They could have used him on the pitch at VP!

'50/50 I will be there, but deep down, I don't want to be there'

Shit against us at the Sty and his brother got kidnapped! You couldn't make it up!

'Let me just finish, last Summer we bought a pile of rubbish!' Gotta love him! 'Franque Queudrue to name you one' (players that were rubbish), 'the 3rd keeper is total rubbish'.

Come to think of it General, perhaps you should demote him to David Bronze.... or even David Brass, because where theres muck theres brass!

Only the Dogshit could vandalise their own ground! And they think that they love their club more than we do, amazing considering that when we were on our arse in the 60s our fans rallied round whereas they left Tom Ross with the stadium manager waiting for the liqidators in the early 90s when the Pornodwarf turned up.

it's not necessarily a choice.....do you want Benitez to fall down the stairs?......because if enough people wish hard enough...... I've got visions of Connell strategically placed a 1980s style roller skate on the 2nd to top step in Rafa's house and Rafa is sneaking around on his way to get some R Whites lemonade that his doctor says he shouldn't drink because he is diabetic.

It was Sullivan that said he wouldn't return, looks like he won't return to the Sty now either! Gonna get the Meaning Evil tomorrow and have a good read of the letters section! These people always talk about the wages that players are on as a reason for them not being where they are, they never seem to realise that players at other teams are on it too except they can actually pass, shoot, trap and dribble.

General, as you may know, David Gold was in tears today, could you please call him and tell him how to run a football club. Perhaps if he wasn't so flippant about your credentials he would be more respected by his own fans.