Mazrim

You're not being realistic though Woody. You're using Stuart Pearce's judgement as an accurate gauge of a player's ability (ha!) rather than what we know to be true by watching Albrighton all season and in some cases (my own at least) for the last 5 years.

Right, so that fantastic bit of sarcasm about him being awesome was singing his praises then. O.K. He will be replacing Young by the way, in some regards at least. He's a much more natural winger and a better crosser of the ball. It might take him a year or two but he'll be just as effective if not more so.

Albrighton is a quality player and will be brilliant for us. If you're slagging him off after his first proper season in the top flight, scoring 6 and creating six and being our young player of the season then you really are taking the piss. And please, Stuart Pearce wouldn't know how to pick his nose, never mind a football team.

I'm not sure the scarf is legit. The lighting looks insconsistent with the rest of the image. Anyway, I couldn't give a ****. If he's holding a scarf, so what? Stop pissing your pants over every little thing. If he wants out we'll get a large fee for him and move on. If we dont get a large fee he isn't going anywhere. If he wants a higher standard of football, Liverpool can't offer it to him anyway. **** Liverpool.

Has anyone considered that it's taken from an alternative universe where Downing and Carroll are working in a bar called Liverpool because nobody watches football?

I'm more worried you're using West Ham as an example of a team that plays in claret.

Supermarc has let himself go this summer. He can go as well.

I think its fake. No way would premier league footballers lay hands on such a fugly she-troll. Apart from Wayne Rooney of course.

I've had her. I used to sing "Orsi, Orsi, dont you stop..." when she was giving me double tops.

McLeish is a massively unpopular appointment. I cant believe anybody is arguing that.

I will also 100% support him if he gets the job. Until then I'm going to stress how much I dont want that to happen.

Just stick to the **** pran!

Peter Pannu should just grow up. I mean, it's like he's never grown old.

The feeling's mutual mate.

Got a link to this story? It's all over th internet. Do a search. They reached an "amicable agreement" as in, they settled. He should have got nothing. Oh and CV Byrne, MON DID want Ireland. We honoured the deal he'd set up after he **** off. Please arm yourself with the facts.

MON didn't "get his due compensation", they settled in the end and it was probably more than the clearing in the woods deserved. Wronged, my arse.

His plane was empty? Spooky. Like an aviation version of the Marie Celeste.

If you view the alternative as McLeish it helps. He's not the only alternative TBF He isn't any kind of alternative.

Its McLeish. Put money on it then. It isnt. by the way. Bookies have suspended betting havent they?? And those who are questioning why this info is based on, i had some very concerning news off somebody this morning with links to Villa. I posted it a few pages back. I dont normally post this sort of stuff but the source is reliable and has no need to lie to me. I hope to god she is though!! No, they havent suspended betting. Ive heard similar to your source a while ago. Its not true. Villa are not offering McLeish the job. We havent approached them about him and wouldnt without their permission. It's cobblers.

Its McLeish. Put money on it then. It isnt. by the way.

This Probably coupled with the fact were selling our best players for yet another season in a row and the rumoured transfer kitty isn't meant to be big either. You need to stop living in rumourland and belt up.

I reckon there an auto caveat script somewhere that recognises when you mention Moyes in a post and then adds "cant see it though" at the end. Cant see it though.

W'gwan now?

Heheh. Very good Normandy.

Seriously ....that would be great if we found out his jet's call sign! Dont put it about but its: M0N 15 4 83LL3ND