Mazrim

What **** tripe. Which idiot pamphlet did you read that in? Winning the highest honours possible is the best thing that's ever happened to our club. If you ever earn such honours to go with your stupid stars, you'll understand. You won the European Cup? Anyway, I guess I need someone to explain the definition of 'top club' then, care to help out? Yes, we won the European Cup. Did you not know this? Definition of top club, let me see... Top club Basically, it wouldn't matter if the Grand Emperor of the Andromeda Galaxy landed and bought your club with a billion tons of Alien wargold. You'll only ever be the Birmingham City of Manchester.

Damocles, I have met Garry Cooke actually and he's a complete and utter clearing in the woods. That's a pretty consistent opinion of him by the way. And if you need it explaining to you why Villa are a top club you know absolutely **** all about football. Which doesn't at all suprise me. What **** tripe. Which idiot pamphlet did you read that in? Winning the highest honours possible is the best thing that's ever happened to our club. If you ever earn such honours to go with your stupid stars, you'll understand.

Its a microscopic close up of his extra chromosome.

They do, its called the Champions League. And its mostly shit.

Money has been ruining football years before even that evil Thai gobshite took over Man City. Its not their fault. And Villa have played their part too. It doesnt mean we have to bend over and take it just because they come a sniffin'. We can tell them to do one you know.

Well, your CEO is the biggest tosser in the sport. Sorry, in Sport. He may not be bankrolling City, but its a point worth making. You must understand that before, you were just an annoying team that came up and down the top two or three divisions and had an occasional day out at Old Trafford, now you lot act like everybody should pay you some sort of respect because you have won the lottery. You havent even bought any success yet. We have a wealthy owner, we're a top club and we're ambitious and we dont want or need to sell our best players. Dont come on to Villa sites expecting us to be nice to you when we really hope you just **** off with all your money and go bust. But if we have to do business with you then we'll take the piss out of you because its our prerogative. If you dont like it, look elsewhere. Please. No offence, just being honest.

We have plenty of scouts but they are tasked with finding young talent. Our (successful) academy and reserve sides are full of players they have found for instance.

I say take the £30m but keep Milner.

The North Korean Rooney eh? FFS....

...Because? because Stone Cold Said So What. What. In my butt.

I hope so.

Jozy Altidore, who scored one goal in 28 games for Hull? Jesus Christ.

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Pires, Riquelme... shocking suggestions.

Vieira's just signed a contract extension though, hasn't he? Or have I made that up? Yes its true but normal rules fly out of the window in Crazy Manchester Cityland.

Barry wont be coming back to Villa. He's on about £125k pw for starters. Plus, we've had the best of him. If Yaya Toure goes to City I think one of De Jong or Vieira will be off. Maybe both.

Great player though he undoubtedly was for us, there have been coastlines that move faster than Barry.

Its all to Randy Lerner, who owns the club of course.

Sorry, I think Cattermole is shite.

The only thing our forward line really lacks is a top poacher or prolific striker. We have all the other bases covered, pace, power, youth, potential etc. So I wouldn't want Fletcher or Fuller because we need a better striker than we have, not players akin to our worst who would hardly play. A waste of time and money.

Yeah, but we still need to sell our best players to buy new players so we are still in some kind of coma No we dont.

Its not even so much how good Milner is, and the actim stats have him as the 4th best midfielder in the league last season, but how important he is to us. We're a football club and the team is paramount and Milner is paramount to the team. We dont need to sell him, therefore we wont. And in the very, very unlikely scenario we are convinced to sell it would be for several times his actual value. Especially if that is to a direct rival. Nobody is saying he's World Class, yet.

Its not really Summer silly season until we've been linked with Miguel.

But we'd still need to replace Milner. Ireland doesnt really replace Milner. I also have doubts Santa Cruz can walk to the post office without injuring himself. The best strategy, I think, is to keep Milner and build a side around him. I'm also fairly certain that is exactly what is going to happen.

I hope they go out of business and soon. Just the **** tramps who won the lottery.