Best day of my life...
Walking down the aisle towards my wife,
Everyone smiling at me,
Vicar says a few nice words
I give her a kiss,
Then shut ****' coffin lid.
I'm about 3yrs into my relationship now, and I've started to have erection difficulties.
My girlfriend and I have different ideas as to what the problem is: She bought me some Viagra;
And I've bought her a treadmill.
Whats the difference between Boy George and a scouse car thief?
The scouser wouldn't have been caught and jailed for forcing entry into the back of an Escort.
General.
Whilst the matchday programmes offer great value for money and are an equally great read, I would like to see a return of the front cover featuring players/match action etc, the current white cover is pretty dull in my opinion.