Robtaylor200

A little less flair

Jack and Uncle Albert not made the squad. BB and Axel starting

This post makes me feel much happier. I looked at there results, without looking at who they actually played. They have beat nobody. I would have been happy with a point. Now I see cagey win

Looking at the table and fixtures remaining. IMO we have the "easiest" run in . We need to make it count and automatic promotion is ours 98 points is where we ought to finish. Pity as I had a bet on 100 goals and 100 points But would be happy with 98 most points ever is 78 in 1987/1988 season. No reason that this isn't beaten this year

IMO Jedi was so solid on Sunday. I would play him again in the same role. We need to play each of the coming games as if we are playing the Blosers

Point would definitely be a good result, But lets just win it instead, it makes life a lot easier

IF you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it !) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (Don't try this at home, maybe at work) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the...?!) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes.. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......) Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. ( I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains (I know some people like that too.) Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)

My wife is weaving me for a mother plan , Because I don't listen

Dad caught 16-year-old lad having a wnk in his bedroom For Christ sake there is no need for that he said, here’s a tenner go behind Tesco and have sex with one of the Prostitutes said his dad On the way to Tesco he met his Nan, where are you going she asked and he told her. Don’t go wasting a tenner on prostitutes. You can have sex with me she said So he did When he got home, he gave his Dad the money back and told him what had happened You Fckd my mother Dad shouted You Fckd mine replied the lad

My Marina Van I customised it (yeh I was young then) It was British Racing Green, a front spoiler, rear roof spoiler a bonnet bulge, whistling indicators, triple air horns, a siren, a C.B. radio, red and blue whip aerials on each side, the back windows had skull and cross bones printed on mirror glass you could see out but you couldn’t see in, I had taken all the switches off the dashboard and fitted them to a console in the middle. I had lined the inside with foam and fur, speakers and lights sunk into the fur. Thick bamboo poles separated the front from the back. Shag pile carpet and cushions. Finished off with the name on the visor VANTASTIC One night I was taking a young lady over Cannock Chase in my van to see the deer feeding at about 1 o’clock in the morning. She asked me if I was into kinky sex and could I whip her. So bloody dark I couldn’t see a stick, I didn’t want to miss out so I broke a foot off one of my aerials and whipped her with that. The next night I met her in the pub and she could hardly walk I had whipped a bit too hard; she showed me the marks on her bum. She had taken the day off work and gone to the doctors The Doctor said it was the worse case of van-aerial disease he had ever seen.

What was the name of my Indian mate who came last in the race Ranshit

Bloke is sitting in a pub listening to a guy playing classical music on the piano That’s a beautiful tune he says, I’ve not heard it before what’s it called The guy says it’s called “I like to shag my dog when he is covered in shit” You can’t call it that. I wrote I will call it anything I like he says Then the guy plays another tune and it’s even better That’s even better what’s it called The guy says it’s called “Wanky wanky stick it up your bum and suck it ” You can’t call it that. I wrote I will call it anything I like he says The only reason I am asking, is that my parents are having an anniversary party next weekend and I would love you to come and play for them at 8pm OK I will play, see you at 8pm 8:30 the guy turns up late You’re late and everybody is waiting I can’t play yet until I have had a wank, Bloody hell OK, use the upstairs bathroom but be quick please 40 minutes goes by, the guy is still in the bathroom, Come on hurry up the bloke shouts through the door, Everyone is waiting. Bloke comes out of the bathroom, Flies down and spunk all over his trousers OMG he says what a state, Do you know your flies are down and you have spunk all over your trousers Know it. I **** wrote it

A guy and his wife were reading the evening paper. She said there is an advert here for a pedigree Alsatian dog £50, He said it must be a misprint they are 10 times that much. But he called and the lady who answered said that the price was correct so he went to have a look at the dog The dog was sitting by the fire and he was a beauty “Only £50 are you sure he is a pedigree” the man said “Oh! Yes” said the lady “why don’t you ask him, he is such a high class pedigree he speaks English all the time and a few words of French” The dog looked at the man and said “Why don’t you clear off and leave me alone, I get 2 hours by this fire every day and I don’t want some bloke bothering me while I am sitting here. I heard you ask if I was a pedigree, well my Dad was top show dog for 3 years running, my Mom was a Super bitch 4 years running. I have three sisters and two brothers we have won that many trophies our owners had to have a house extension to put them in. I was taken into the drug squad when I was 3 years old and found over,£1,000,000 of Heroin and Cannabis in just 12 months, later I was working for the bomb squad and found two bombs, Finally as a rescue dog I saved lives all over the world and now I am retired with a pension” “Wow” said the man “why do you want to get rid of this dog” “Because he’s Bloody liar,” said the woman

who on earth would try stamping on the Jedi when stood next to John Terry

I was excited at the time But there are still a lot of games to go

Mark my words March the 10th is when we go above Wolves what a great day, I'm just popping round to apologise to the neighbours

and we have won

where the Fk did that come from The city is ours GET IN

should have gone off

OK Gabban now is time to become a Villa hero

who is coming on for the scum. he looks like a knob

rather defend the lead we need a second . then shut up shop

they are still a threat we need a second

FFS why did we not get a free kick on the edge of the ox then

Reminds me of how Ray Graydon played , many years ago