Brumerican

Just had a self cleaner!....Life don't get much better than that.

also known as an Angel Poo.

It's great when that happens.

Nearly as good as a ghost poo. Thats when it it flies out and vanishes round the u-bend with no trace of it ever existing. Had one of those a few months back. It was a good day

Ghost Poo

I'm surprised no nurses have posted, as its actually considered unhygenic to wipe towards your genitals from back to front, they wont do that in hospital. Always front to back. I've seen posters in hospitals warning of the incorrect way of wiping.

When you say posters do you mean people who post on here? :?

I often tour hospitals advocating the benefits of the "spit polish" technique and the

" reaching through your legs whilst sat down " concept.

I cant wait for the " How do you dispose of your jizz after a barclays " thread.

Some of the closest calls ever caught on tape

No way is that bank job one real!

Does anyone else spit polish at the end?

Eh???

When it looks like you can wipe no more, just spit on some bog roll and have one last swoop. Youd be surprised what comes up. Its not as if its disgusting.

Does anyone else spit polish at the end?

I wrap the bog roll round my hand like an oven glove, then whilst still sat down I poke my hand through my legs and remove the bad news.

Hope that helps.

Reading's stadium was half empty?

What is that about?

That really is nuts considering it was their biggest game of the season. :shock:

Streams are bad though. I ususaly d/l as it comes out in America, but there hasnt been anything worth d/l'ing for a while.

Why are streams bad? I think the quality of sites such as TV shack and project free TV are really good.

Why wait until any show airs anyway? I would rather watch a few episodes back to back online, without any commercials.

Bumped this one as a heads up to anyone who likes Hugh Laurie in "House"

Just watched the season finale (US timeframe)........fantastic stuff.

Cant understand why it hasnt aired over here yet (if it has somebody let me know)

Really House isn't on over there? I find that really surprising as it's one of the highest rated shows on US telly.

Maybe he meant the finale , because I know for a fact that House used to be on channel 5 in the UK

The Sopranos is the best TV show ever regardless of country of origin, and its not even on the poll! Whats up with that!

Someone should be "whacked " for that!

John Terry Feels that Chelsea were robbed last night. Now he knows how Tesco's feel after his mom has been there.

I feel sorry for Guus Hiddink and Arsene Wenger after this weeks Champions League games. Both are very good coaches, and both were let down by their players. I'm gutted for Fletcher and Abidal as well, I'd love to see both playing in Rome.

I don't know why UEFA don't just let them both play if both clubs agreed.

(Well I do know why ....rules are rules, but still)

players bound to act like that if they feeled theyve been robbed to play in one of the biggest games of there life.

Like Fletcher last night?

Beat me to it Tamuff. He was utterly professional with his dismissal.

GET THE **** IN!!!!!!!!

Back to back Man Utd v Chelsea finals! Platini wont be happy!

Oh and the rich just get richer! Unless something drastic happens soon, then Villa will have to be content with being the best of the rest for a very long time.

This ref should be investigated for match fixing. Absolutely disgusting performance.

For wanting Chelsea to win and therefore the red card, or denying the penaly claims for chelsea and wanting Barcelona to win?

Ok maybe not match fixing, but for being absolutely inept.

This ref should be investigated for match fixing. Absolutely disgusting performance.

I'm probably on my own here but I keep watching Messi wanting to see this superstar player but every time I see him I think he is hugely over rated. Sure he performs against some shite sides in Europe and in Spain and scores some special goals but when it really comes to it in the big games he just doesn't produce enough in my view.

This is his 10th game against an English side and he hasn't managed a single goal, I know he is the competition top scorer but when you compare him to Ronaldo he comes up short in terms of impact.

I'm not saying Messi isn't a quality player but best in the world? Not even close in my view.

IMO I wouldnt even say he was the best player at Barcelona. I would have Iniesta, Xavi and Henry in front of him anytime.

This ref should never be allowed anywhere near such a big game ever again.

Are Kolo and Yaya Toure full blooded brothers? Because there seems to be a massive difference in size IMO. Or is it just me?

millions of siblings all over the world are different sizes.

They tell us that suicide is the greatest piece of cowardice... that suicide is wrong; when it is quite obvious that there is nothing in the world to which every man has a more unassailable title than to his own life and person.

Arthur Schopenhauer

They got a weeee bit pissed me thinks.

Physical violence threats none the less!

If I met you now I would knock you into next week.

Touched a nerve ! Nice one Jondaken