UppsalaVillan

Are there any trialists playing for Kiddie tonight? The commentator is a bit unclear..

I know, but he gets blamed for everything else so...

Errrm, where was Amavi?

Unbelievable, bad luck and no luck

Grealish is s*** isnt he..?

We have become a Championship side you can improve your goal difference against...

Lost count of how many times I've said "Right, now hold the ba...oh for f**** sake!"

Awful. shame about Hogan, surely it's time for RHM to come in and score 20 goals.

It may be his first game, but surely Hourihane should remember how to take a corner?

Too much focus on transfers. We had a game to prepare for too apparently.

Do you think he would mind if we called him Jordan Bedeau?

- Fancy going for a pint Tony? - (90% - 50%) + (75% - 50%) * 1/3... - Ffs, yes or no Tony

With the signing of Hourihane and Lansbury, do you think Bruce said he wanted captains all over the pitch and the Dr. took it literally?

We are going to be a championship side (at best) for a veeeeery long time

Feeling today will be full of surprises. My two predictions Tish to dominate and have a stormer Gabby bags a brace