mottaloo

Like many others on here I am relieved to get a point. Chavski 72% possession with 21 attempts at goal. We were bossed out of most of the game. 

Just hope arsenal don't fanny about tomorrow 

OT but Kelly Dalglish looking rather nice all in black this evening. Lost a bit of timber for sure.....smashing blouse too 

Jukey coming on.....you know what will happen next....

Let's just hope naaaarwich need a win next week.

ffs.....spoke too soon 

9 hours ago, Genie said:

That’s my prediction too. They’ll scrape up and celebrate like they won the champions league.

....and this what winds me up about them. They bang on about being the only club that bears the city's name.........yeah, what a wonderful job you've done to promote it across the globe ....they must be so proud !

13 minutes ago, MrBlack said:

Are you regularly premature? .

 Of course, I really hope you're right, what scenes they would be.

On 23/04/2024 at 20:26, stuart_75 said:

How many times did Erdo Pete say "I'm 72, I've seen a lot of football" tonight? Senile old codger.

He is - in my book - the reason the word "mate" is frequently used in this thread.

He uses it like punctuation or a pause. Proppa old skool blose is Erdo Pete.

He's 72, y'know. Mate.

24 minutes ago, tinker said:

I can, there common tests, everyone revises for them. 

https://www.graduatesfirst.com/jaguar-land-rover-aptitude-tests

There attitude tests as well, for the police just google test questions for wm police, I applied for a train drivers job once , the reams of tests and whole forums set up to help was amazing......I never got the job, too clever  

For the interview people build stories from their previous jobs to answer quertion.

Eg Can you tell me a time you have gone beyond your job role to help?

Role out a story

That's very helpful,  thanks !

Apologies if this has already been discussed but.....online assessment questionnaires when applying for a new job....are they now standard ? The ones that ask "which statement best describes you ?" type ? Or "what would you do in this situation ?"

My brother has been sent one by wm police to be a call handler (that I understand) but he also just got one for the assembly line at JLR (yeah...I know ) in Wolverhampton. No experience needed but....yet this assessment needs to be completed as part of their recruitment process. 

Any HR or job agency types on here able to comment ? 

I usually do my big shop at lidl in mere green.....as long as @Xela doesn't spot me and chase me out of town first 

Just now, CarryOnVilla said:

Commentator: “Aston Villa’s big semi” 

I sniggered too when I heard that and even said "fnarr !" out loud 

4 minutes ago, Walmley_Villa said:

Every village has its idiot, he’s ours in Lichfield. He has set up their Official Supporters club here. There are 25 members mate

He ain't proppa blose if he lives in the Shires mate

Dirty Leeds 

Ref gave cov a pen so no doubt rat boy will faint in the box and he'll be obliged to return the favour 

Where was this Cov at the sty ?? 

1 minute ago, foreveryoung said:

Coventry look poor today, think the occasion has got to them,  3-0 Man U ratboy.

After playing like words removed at the Sty, I have no sympathy for them 

1 minute ago, stewiek2 said:

G'wan Mouse. Lovely ball from Ollie.

A tiny bit sweary :

6 minutes ago, wishywashy said:

It's just jealousy.

Although given they're the club who retired the shirt number of a kid who didn't even play a full season worth of games for them, I suppose they'd be experts on being small-time... Mate.

Do i stick around at Stans propping up this load of shite for god knows how long or do I eff off to the bundesliga and a top German team as soon as I know they're serious .....but....as long as I intimate that I am sacrificing myself to save the club, the proles will lap it up !

Difficult one, that 

28 minutes ago, sidcow said:

On a whatsapp group within 5 minutes I had:

 

Bluenose 1) Jammy gits

Bluenose 2) Your keeper is a cheat

They would LOVE to be in our position,  despite them claiming its the euro Leyland daf cup !

Honestly,  the "tonight's games" thread (aka we hate da vile, with no mention of the other games tonight ) is awash with bitterness about no red card for emi, cash handball, foul by duran on their keeper and so on......revert to type, mate !