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As you can see, title alone doesn’t work, a great synopsis just elevates it to pure genius 

1 minute ago, dAVe80 said:

Kneel with Warnock 

Neil Warnock talks to prominent members of the Black Lives Matter movement, to better understand  discrimination faced by black people. 

Vice TV, new episode every Thursday. 

That’s a banger. 

One of the worlds greatest footballers takes time away from the game to setup a cocktail bar in one of his favourite places… the Caribbean. Invites players old and new to stay and reminisce about the golden age of modern football.

Grenadine Zidane, Sky Sports Special

4 minutes ago, Designer1 said:

Jimmy Floyd Hassles Banks

Paying too much for your overdraft? Current account interest rate appallingy low?

Join the former Leeds and Chelsea goal machine as he and his crack team of bothersome legal eagles call up and then intimidate your local branches into better service.

Horror Channel 11.10pm most Sundays.

That’s for Martin Lewis Money Show written all over it. Full BBC1 prime time

2 minutes ago, choffer said:

CTRL ALT De Laet. 
 

Twice capped Belgian international teaches you how to fix computers. 

Sounds like one of the GCSE bitesize shows I had to record at 3am on the bbc

Ex Georgian and Newcastle professional tackles the grim truths of a drug gang pushing their product via the cities churches, co presented with Ross Kemp.

Ket-Spires

Discovery Channel, Tuesdays at 8pm. 

2 minutes ago, Designer1 said:

Dan's Pet Rescue

The former Chelsea fullback travels around in a chopper finding lost domesticated animals in peril.

CH5 Saturday 5am.

 

 

 

Oh the pun level is elite on this one

100% channel five material

Mings Mingers 
Tyrone Mings rates various WAG’s, with caustic wit and charm alongside northern comedian Keith Lemon. Guest appearance from John Terry. 

ITV3 Saturday 10pm

7 minutes ago, AVFC_Hitz said:

Puncheon Judy 

Jason Puncheon and Judy Finnegan sit in front of a live studio audience and try and reunite beach huts with their owners. 

Richard Madeley, whilst not on the show, is depicted in black and white on huge canvasses behind them. Each week his head is photoshopped onto a different animal.

Sky Arts, 7pm

 

 

See the Sky Arts makes that even better. Presumably Thursdays?

Patrick Sierra

Patrick Vierra starts up an amateur racing team, entering a classic Sierra Cosworth race in Buckinghamshire. 

Sky F1, Sat 9pm

15 minutes ago, Genie said:

One Size Fitz Hall

The Ex Crystal Palace and Southampton defender investigates the dark and secretive world of glove making.

Haha that’s very good

Think of Alan Partridge at the table where he’s frantically trying to think of tv shows by mashing different things together.

Imagine trying to think of footballers who could be involved with such ridiculous tv shows.

the Punnier the better, the crazier the better. 
 

Each needs to include (in order)

title

Synopsis

Proposed tv channel 

heres some examples of my crazy idea:

Mueller Rice,

Gert and Declan meet the makers of the world renowned dessert and take a tour of the factory located in Willenhall. 

Discovery Channel, Wed 7:30pm

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West on West

The West family murders still shake Cheltenham to this day. We find out how the family of those effected are coping in 2019, through the eyes of Taribo West
 

Channel 5 Mon 22:00

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Claridges

After a difficult Time post recession , the luxury five star hotel gets an unlikely backer and new owner... but can Steve Claridge turn around the household name once more?

BBC1, Sun 7pm

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Deli Ally

Dele Ali takes on a street food cultural tour of the Indian city of Delhi and experiencing the highs and lows of living in the sprawling urban mass. 

Saturday, ITV 1, 8pm
 

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Juan flew over the Cocu’ nests

Juan Pablo Angel takes a microlite view of Philip Cocu various properties and talks to the footballer about the transition from footballer to property mogul. 

Wednesdays, on Channel 5, 7:30pm

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Ex french international striker with a love for medieval warfare leads a group of volunteers to recreate one of the greatest engineering feats of the Roman Empire.

David’s Trebuchet, Channel 4, 8pm

3 hours ago, Peter Griffin said:

The bench would be quite insane too

I think whilst that’s is our best XI, gone are the days of players regularly bailing 45 games a season.

if we are to compete on all fronts properly we need 2x players in every position. 

City being the ultimate example where their second XI side is arguably a top4 side in their own right (I think easily tbh).

I think in midfield we will have that sewn up. And also up top.

defence is lacking for a strong rotation

Come on Norwich, put Newcastle bottom of the league and get the win

17 minutes ago, rjw63 said:

If you're predicting red cards, I agree. 

100%
 

I said on here and at work if Coutinho scores a winner I want him sliding in front of their fans like Adebayor. 3 game ban and a hero.

when’s the last time we did the league double over United?

3 hours ago, GrassyNoel said:

Confidence would drain eventually of course if it went on too long, but over the shorter term, if the nature of the losses is marginal and players can see and feel an overarching improvement in play combined with an exciting, fresh, modern training approach they believe in led by a young, ambitious manager at a highly ambitious club looking to progress, I think the players can stay upbeat and motivated. The results will then inevitably follow. UTV.

We’ve currently lost 4 out of the last 5 games…. That’s not a great return currently. I’d say confidence won’t be staying high for much longer. 
 

United and Everton away. Then a February we need to obliterate if we don’t get something from those two games

Confidence comes from winning not playing well and losing. Maybe individually you can but as a team collective losing valiantly 1-0 or 2-1 is pants

30 minutes ago, HKP90 said:

I think the key is the emphasis/focus you  take. As you say, there are so many contacts in the area during corners and free kicks that if you want to find an infringement using VAR for either side, it is possible, and depends who is doing the looking. 
 

VAR was sold as a way of removing the subjective element of decision making. Making it more empirical. But it doesn’t. At least the way it’s used at the moment. All we have is the same subjectiveness being used in a room away from the actual game.

I’d love someone to view some set piece goals in the prem this season, I bet 90% would be disallowed following yesterdays decision 

2 minutes ago, pete101 said:

Think if this was any other weekend this thread is empty, the fact KKH was so good against city for Swindon, no matter how good Cash was this was gonna be busy .

He has been really good this season, hope people don't start calling for his head, would be ridiculous

Yeah one bad game. He’s been excellent for the most part since he’s joined us. 

Coutinho 93 minute winner and does an Adebayor and runs down and slides in front of the United fans. 2 game ban and instant hero 

1 minute ago, rjw63 said:

Also sick of being gallant losers.

I'd much prefer to be as shit as Wankchester were but come away with a one goal victory.

This, we’ve had some good games but ultimately come second. And that’s an issue. We need to be winning games. 

cue them winning with dodgy decisions at villa park Saturday. Hopefully Shaw gets smashed to bits 

Just now, villa4europe said:

The mings comment is way off

That goal wasn’t Konsa fault so whose was it?

Just now, flashingqwerty said:

Really poor game management from Villa today.  Feels like DS was in charge

We were the better side. Mings doesn’t bother to challenge for the Ariel ball which led to their goal. 
 

United are basically a northern version of spurs without Kane

We’ve completely dominated the second half and United barely been at it. They’ve got away with it today. Shaw shouldn’t be on the pitch with 6 fouls inside 60 minutes