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Ohhhh, Reo close!

Eeek, scary stuff this!

Does Petrov have a new hair do? He looks like Captain America.

YAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some really impressive support they have. Shirts off and everything.

I'm sorry LaursenLegend, but I just can't understand how you can be so fantastically enthusiastic over the slightest misfortune we encounter, and on top of the gloating you call those that don't agree with you idiots. Utterly and completely disgraceful and only gives the impression that you love to see us fail just to prove your points.

I'll let you off with that, as you're Swedish I realized my mistake as soon as I hit the submit button.

We're loosing 1-0.

Tool is an instrument of some sort, so I guess penis might fit into that. Back on topic. MON needs to be given at least two more seasons. Minimum. Provided we aren't relegated or he looses the dressing room. That is doing things the right way with a good manager at the helm. Even if that means taking a step backwards performance wise.

Update your sig mate. We can give the bouncer a blow job by our pretty but not very bright sister. Or we could get henchman that is bigger than the bouncer. That would also be a viable alternative. Or we could perhaps kidnap the club owner kids and apply some pressure that way. I love daft analogies.

Booing is so counter productive it isn't even funny. Shirt sighted cave-man reactions really.

Then why haven't they done better than us yet? Oh well let's see: Hodgson - manages perennial relegation strugglers FULHAM, finished one place behind us despite not spending anywhere near as much. Has also qualified for major tournaments with Switzerland, and has managed one of the world's greats in Inter Milan. Martinez - one game into his Premier League career. Already has his team playing better football than we've managed in a long time. Again, how is any of those achievements better than what we have accomplished? I just don't see the point? Even saying that Martinez, based on one game in the PL, is better than what we have achieved over the last two seasons is quite frankly one of the most stupid things I've ever read on here. And that says a lot. People just love to see everything else with the rosiest of glasses on and toss aside what our squad has done up to this point. I'm not saying than what MON has done is a unique achievement, I'm saying that the grass isn't always as green on the other side of the fence as it first might appear. I like Hodgson myself, but I certainly wouldn't want to swap MON for him right now.

Then why haven't they done better than us yet?

Honestly, sacking MON now would perhaps be one of the biggest mistakes in the clubs recent history. True, he might not have fulfilled every fans wildest fantasies, but that isn't and has never been his job. I hope Randy is as patient as the Everton leadership that have given Moyes the benefit of the doubt through their dark spells. The calls for his head seems to come more from the fact that MON has failed to deliver the fans fantasies on a silver platter rather than for MON failing as a manager of our club. These things must be viewed as two very separate entities, because fan wise we are more and more becoming another Newcastle or Spurs. Full of deluded, knee-jerky fans, and it makes me feel very, very sad.

Indeed Gringo, that usually happens when a player gets sidelined and the team start under performing. And we really need to calm the **** down here. It was a shit performance, but trust me, we'll get there. People shout about Moyes and Everton, well, they were certainly up and down before getting 5th twice in a row, and the CERTAINLY had a shit start to last season where they pipped us to 5th. We obviously aren't firing on all cylinders yet, but we will be and MON will certainly be up all night or at least twisting in his bed over this.

What the **** is "tactical strtategy"? You don't have a **** clue what you are talking about do you? You just spout crap to relieve yourself of your frustrations. Tactical strategy?

Perhaps, but in all fairness, if you walked out of the dressing room I'd tell you to **** off as well. Quitters shouldn't play for us.

Are you drunk?

Rumours have it he was told he was on the bench and stormed off. And I don't blame him. Heskey getting the nod ahead of him is an absolute **** joke. What rumours? And if Carew did that he can get the **** out and move home to a **** camping trailer in Norway. Unprofessional fucktard and cry-baby with a titty fixation.

You know, it has in fact already completed that metamorphosis. We have become what we despise, and I honestly think that people will start to rip into Randy soon because he haven't fired MON (which he probably never will do unless MON asks him to). We are deluded, not fickle.

Ah, there we go...

Wigan loosing a bit of their composure now it seems.

Fantastic ball from Delph. Come on lads, you can do it.

You think it is highly unlikely that Carew injured his foot while participating in physical exercises and think it is more likely that he is frozen out for having a fight with Heskey who in your opinion is unjustly stealing Carew's place in the squad? You have a very active imagination lad.