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No low blows or eye gouges. No gripping the cage. If you go to ground and don't 'do work' you'll get stood back up again.

I'll agree with your point about Henderson's second hit Donnie, but not much else.. That was disgraceful. He knew Bisping was out and put his whole **** weight behind that. Hits like that can end careers and lives.

The reason UFC ruffles boxing fans feathers is because boxers like to think they're the toughest guys on the planet, but they're not. These MMA guys are. And the money and buzz is shifting towards the UFC now.

Could this be the most awkward Rampage interview ever made?

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Bwhahaha! Great video.

Hi General, just a quickie. Do you know when we'll be able to get a first peep at the new home kit? I like the away kit very much but I'm waiting to see what our new home kit is like before I decide, so the sooner I can see the better.

James Milner spent his formative years travelling France with the Lumière brothers exhibitioning the newly invented "Cinomatograph".

James Milner first came to prominence as the trainer of the many dog stars in the American TV series 'Lassie'.

Martin O'Neill has recently hatched a dastardly plan to clone James Milner in an effort to do away with the transfer window all together.

Ha, Mrs K putting you through boot camp General?

Good to have you back.

Nice article. Although I have to admit I am coming around a bit to the idea of not buying a 'Laursen replacement'. Maybe Cuellar will come good? Petrov did, and he looked completely out of depth at one point and whilst Cuellar hasn't exactly set the world alight, he's been pretty solid and shown he has the right attributes (lacks a wee bit of pace, but Davis makes up for that) to be a success.

I have great faith in Davis also. He's a good player already, and he does appear to be still learning, although he does appear to be a bit of a confidence player.

I think the area we mainly need to strengthen is down the sides. If Ashley Young gets injured, we'll be in trouble.

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As if all these players want to move to Man City for the love of the game. They'll get paid twice as much at Manc City as they will anywhere else.

I thought the irish hand grenade won that fight 29-28. He got robbed.

He dominated the fight without really threatening to win it. I think Dan Hardy has a bright future in UFC.

His mind games were certainly spot on. Made me laugh anyway.

Congo fight was awesome. The big fella took a pounding but he's one hard mofo, never gave up.

They're Ghana have a great time.

That UKIP ladyboy is scary. 'You're all facists!'

Shocking that the BNP have taken a seat.

The WC is a bit of a dream for me. I'd love to see us win it in my lifetime.

100% I like the EC and WC.

Fergie got his tactics wrong.

As a spectacle this has been a disappointing final.

Iniesta though. What a player. Better than Messi.

This game is screaming out for Carlos Tevez.

Giggs has been anonymous. Haul him off. Put Tevez through the middle and Rooney and Ronaldo roaming/down the wings.

Blink 182 for me.

I think European qualification is a minimum for me. I know its quite a big ask, but if we're going to try to do anything in this league it is imperative to maintain a presence in European competition and build our reputation gradually.

An elderly couple had been married for 50 years. They'd gotten into a strange sexual routine.

Every night, the couple would sit in bed watching the tv and the old woman would just hold the old man's penis in her hand. This had been going on for years, no sex, no oral sex, just the woman holding the man's penis.

One night, the old woman came home late to find her husband in bed with another woman. To her horror, the other woman was doing exactly the same thing as she'd been doing. Just sitting there with the man's penis in her hand.

Obviously she was upset. "Why, Ernie? Why are you cheating on me? What does she have that I don't?" Asked the old woman.

"Parkinsons" replied Ernie.

Are you on the sex offenders list Gabby, is that the problem?

Good reports OBE and Drew's Militia. Should we expect to see any of these lot in the first team next season?

Yet if you fail to see the difference between the premier league and international football its not much here to debate.

Sorry, is there no tackling in international football?