Simon_Terry

Why is an old lady's vagina like a pork-pie? Because in both cases you have to bite through the crust and suck out the jelly to get to the meat.

I'd choose a). But then i don't have an ego the size of Siberia.

Oh yes they can, Rob. Brian Little, John Gregory, Graham Taylor and Bruce Langham are all WRONG. Doug is great, Doug is wonderful, sing it from the rooftops, shout it loud enough and one day you'll start to believe it.

E wing?

July '84.

You can't beat a full British Isles breakfast - whatever the time of day.

Oh, you're obviously not a real fan then. I'm a bigger fan than you. Why do you even bother supporting Villa? blah, blah, blah...

I will be too busy drinking a pint in the bar downstairs to care.

Discussed extensively here.

You'd never heard of Thierry Henry before he signed for Arsenal? What Wenger has turned him into is credit to them both, mind you.

You have a point, actually. Apologies to anyone who was glued to this thread but i'm turning the key...

OK, enough of that. Back on topic, please. Whatever's left of it.

Is that your hand, Sir Robert? Anyway, i just thought i'd contribute to this completely farcical theory that all anti-£lie$ people are also whinging lefties. By default, i presume that makes all the apologists Telegraph-reading, fox-hunting, V-neck pullover-wearing toffs?

I'm anti-£lie$ and a Fascist Bolshevik.

Cow And Chicken & Stressed Eric were good also.