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Did anyone hear Man City singing 'Hey Thaksin, leave our Sven alone' to that song 'we dont need no education...' last week? We could change the words for Barry and Benitez, something like: 'We don't need your **** money We don't want your cast offs no HEY, RAFA, Leave Barry alone'
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We've got to sing something about Benitez tomorrow. 'Benitez Benitez you're a clearing in the woods'
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100 years and won **** all SMALL HEATH SMALL HEATH The laughing stock of football SMALL HEATH SMALL HEATH They changed their name They're Still the same And now they're going down again SMALL HEATH ALLIANCE, BIRMINGHAMS SMALLEST CLUB la la la la la la la la la.....
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1. The flag was passed too early yesterday, it should be done as the players are coming out. 2. Any chance we can have beer pumps installed in the lower North stand? I was in there yesterday and it took me around 15 minutes to get served because the staff were having to pour the bottles into glasses as we're not allowed to have the bottles either. The fans and bar staff were all saying there should be pumps in there, it would be a lot quicker and easier for everyone
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General, Are there any plans afoot to fill in the corners of the Holte End anytime soon? I was talking about this the other day with some other Villa fans and we all agreed it would be easy to do and would make the atmosphere a hell of a lot better as a lot of the noise is lost out of the corners
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To the 'Lip up fatty' tune: 'A Petrov Barry, Ashley Gabby and a Bouma, a Bouma a Bouma...'
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Taken from the Ashley Young thread to the tune of 'she'll be coming round the mountains': Who's that winger flying down the left and right? Is it Sean Wright-Phillips? No cuz he is shite! It isn't Aaron Lennon, so someone better tell 'em, It's Ashley Young, he's **** dynamite
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Instead of keep coming up with new ones, why don't we all decide on one and then maybe it will have a chance of getting started at Everton. Like many of you have said he's one of our best players but doesn't have a song, same with Barry although he already has a song in the making but nobody will sing it. 'You are my Barry, my Gareth Barry You make me happy when skies are grey So **** your Lampard, and Steven Gerrard And please don't take my Barry away' As for Young i think the 'Young, Young will tear you apart again' is the best, its simple but effective and true
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'hundred years my lord, won **** all hundred years my lord, won **** all hundred years my lord, won **** all oh lord won **** all'
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You don't live in Birmingham or the surrounding areas, you live in the countryside. Therefor you can't really understand the hatred Villa and Blues fans have for the other club. It's a shame if we lose on Sunday? Understatement of the century, i'll be gutted all week if we lose
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hahaha!! Shrimp salad, Shrimp Stew, Shrimp and patatoe, Shrimp Burger, Shrimp Kebab, shrimp pie. XD HAY FORREST Forrest gumpppp My Lord, Forest gump On The Shrimp My Lord, On The Shrimp can we do something with this you think? Isiah wooah Isiah wooah He looks just like Bubba He's got legs like rubber
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He is our famous super sub HAREWOOD HAREWOOD Loves Aston Villa Football Club HAREWOOD HAREWOOD He runs around until he’s fed, And then defenders shit the bed Marlon Harewood, Villa’s Number Nine nanananananananana.....
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Stiliyan wooah Stiliyan wooah He's from Bulgaria He plays for the Villa
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I know it's been posted on here before but it really is the best song for him: 'You are my Barry My Gareth Barry You make me happy when skies are grey So **** your Lampard, and Steven Gerrard And please don't take my Barry away' He's our captain and we haven't even got a song for him
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Petrov, from the halfway line
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can we keep to comments/questions for the General, please, not discussion of other posters views. Thanks. Blandy
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That tune should be sung for Barry not the noses
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To the tune of we've won it 5 times: To the tune of we've won it 5 times. Locked up with the lags locked up with the laaaaaaags Karen Bradys a slag locked up with the lags Down like your owner, your going down like your owner, down like your owwwwner HAVE YOU SEEN THE CUFFS ON KAREN BRADY SHE WANTS TO GET THEM OFF I HEARD HER SAY BUT SHE IS GETTING SENTENCED TO A LIFETIME WITH THE BIG BUTCH GIRLS THAT LIVE IN HOLLOWAY OH BIRMINGHAM ARE YOU LISTENING...
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'Jewells scored, Jewells scored, Jewells scored more times than you'
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For Derby saturday: 'Down like Jewell's mistress, you're going down like his mistress, down like his mistress....
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Firstly, class. Second, do we have a proper song for Petrov? In case he keeps up his awesome performances for the season? Stiliyan Petrov woooah Stiliyan Petrov woooah He's from Bulgaria He plays for the Villa
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Posted in the 'Viva Ashley Young' thread: to the tune of aggadoo Ashley Young Young Young Better than Ronaldo, Ashley Young Young Young, Gets the ball and scores a goal, On the left, on the right, Giving de-fenders a fright, Ashley Young, Young Young, Makes Ronaldo look SHIIITEEEE Brilliant song
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The Courteeners - Not Nineteen Forever
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First 2 lines go really well but the last two line don't seem to flow too well to the tune. "Stand now, wherever you may be, we are the boys of A.V.F.C and we're not scared, we'll never bow to you, cos we are the giants in claret and blue!" Black country villa? you come up with some good chants, you go regularly? Nice one mate, shame our fans aren't creative enough to sing any of them. They'd rather sing 'shit on the City' right after we equalise, the right side of the Upper Holte are the main culprits, always singing daft songs or the wrong song at the wrong time. And yeh i do, Upper Holte K5