As its already been said, I doubt Mr Lerner will need to be over here if he was 15mins from closing a deal last week. Original terms (Lerners not Ellis) more or less would be on the table in a take it leave it offer. Dougie on his knees, sniffing the desk (not not cuz he pissed on it, cuz of all the £££), Stride helps him up, after wiping his bottom. Hands are shook, Lerner wipes the piss of his hands, papers signed, Villa fans rejoice as Ellis is booted straight out Randys new office, and he crawls into a darkening lonely world.