NurembergVillan

January 30

Please don't lose the unbeaten record to these ****. I beg you.

January 28

Roughly -4, -7.

Wokerati status confirmed

January 27

I was asked to take part in this Villa Confessions podcast with Claret n Blue and it made me wonder what the confessions of the VT congregation might be.

What are your hot takes, niche opinions and otherwise shameful moments as a Villa fan?

January 27

8 minutes ago, sne said:

Any suggestions on a manager who wouldn't be a risk for them?

Klopp?

January 25

Holy **** shit! This is absolute madness.

January 18

12 minutes ago, paul514 said:

15! WTF

Prince Andrew? Is that you?!

January 18

I presume all you clever (and/or older) lot have already heard of Teddy Tinling - fashion designer, author, spy?

January 18

7 hours ago, mjmooney said:

Jess Phillips was rather good yesterday.

If my daughter grows up to have the minerals and moral fortitude of Jess Phillips, I'll be a very proud Dad.

**** the Tories.

January 16

On 14/01/2024 at 02:38, leighavfc said:

My mental health issues all stem from years of drug use and abuse tbh. I don’t want to take anything away from those who genuinely suffer day to day without substance abuse, mine is self inflicted totally.....

i have tried to get sectioned and taken out of society a few times now... the reason being I’m a danger to myself and others also. Because of the drugs and my addiction they won’t section me at all which I understand to an extent....they say its the drugs making me feel that way... I’m getting to the point where I will be the next suicide stat though..... and I feel as if my drug use is me slowly trying to kill myself.

i want out from the pain I’m in and causing everybody, I do N/A 4 times a week amd it’s just not enough to stop me. I genuinely want to die and stop the pain... that’s not a realistic option but I don’t know what else to do... my ex partner who works in a&e said I have to literally threaten people to be sectioned. That’s not me at all, I want to harm myself and nobody else.

the song take me away by 4 strings says it all for me... take ,e away.... a million miles away from here.

You can live a happy life without drugs, without pain, without misery. It's just gonna take some struggle.

You're stronger than you think. You've survived every worst day you've ever had.

January 16

10 minutes ago, Stevo985 said:

Must have been urgent if your mom rang three times

She needed to borrow some johnnies.

January 16

10 hours ago, rjw63 said:

Christ there were way too many whiney carpet crawlers for an eleven hour flight, definitely makes me not want to bother again.

That's West Coast Americans for ya!

January 15

5 minutes ago, Captain_Townsend said:

Do we know what Coutinho made us commercially?

A laughing stock.

January 15

21 hours ago, bickster said:

And it won't, fairly sure quite a few have been destroyed in Ukraine already

"Sorry mate, you've voided the warranty."

January 15

3 minutes ago, ml1dch said:

Loads of fun numbers coming out of the Telegraph / YouGov MRP data if you dig below the headlines (or read other people who do digging below the headlines)

January 15

1 hour ago, OutByEaster? said:

I agree that we need more casual fans, but I think it's important to note what type of fans the club will be chasing down.

Only 1% of Villa fans will ever go to a game - and the club will be chasing down those that want to wear a Villa shirt on the sofa, or at their local bar when they watch us - the big room for growth in supporter spends is those people, it's trying to sell a million shirts in the US, not getting more from the couple of hundred first timers at Villa Park on matchday.

For context, in the first week after signing Zlatan, Man Utd generated £76m in additional revenue...

January 14

Dirty jug-eared bastard.

January 14

Everton fans are such fannies. It's quite remarkable.

January 14

Just now, sidcow said:

Maybe he's been on the Gin?

The Mc Gin?

January 14

That wasn't a **** foul either.

January 14

Feels like these Scouse **** are allowed to do whatever they want in midfield.

January 14

Two great saves. All came from Watkins having an absolutely pointless shot at the other end.

January 14

2 minutes ago, AshVilla said:

Has Direby touched the ball yet?

Come on man. Goodness me...

January 14

The number of teams that are allowed to clatter into us at will but go over like a sack of spuds at the slightest touch is remarkable.

January 13

5 hours ago, Rob182 said:

Would

It's the double jointed knees isn't it?

January 13

33 minutes ago, Nicho said:

They looked knackered after about 65, Howe is in trouble

That's what happens when you ask your plays to run around at 100mph for two years straight. They're all ****.

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