jasthevillan

Birmingham City are relegated.

They break yer 'eart Tom! How longs this bloody Road?!

Ok you have a choice, Blose go down again or Rafa Benitez falls down the stairs? Its a toughie!

We're doomed Captain!

Blosers are talking on their forum like they are legends for making their club a laughing stock! Hope the board leave them in the lerch to become the next Coventry!

General, well done on a wonderful season.

I was the first Villa fan to call and I said that they went down because they sold Bruce for £3m, Tom weren't having it and never let me talk about Villa, LOL!

David Gold said he wants to resign as chairman! He looked like he was gonna cry on Sky!

Traces of cocaine can be found on 90% of U.S. currency notes.

I'm pretty sure that our notes are catching them up.

Arthur Wharton was the worlds first professional black footballer and played in goal for Preston North End in 1885-6. He was also the worlds fastest man holding the record for the 100 yards.

Beat Surrender - The Jam

General, I bet you are gutted that the Porno Dwarf David Sullivan said that he didn't enjoy his latest trip to Villa Park. Can we please ensure that the next time that Birmingham play us, no doubt in the cup in about 15 years, that he receives a much warmer reception before we send him home with his tail between his legs.

I personally feel that Birmingham will be a sad loss to the league, what more can their fans want? That came to their rivals and took part in a 6 goal thriller!

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The Who for me, I'd say why but I can't explain.

How ironic:

No more lonely nights, McCartney

Chelsea, surely?

Why would Ferguson talk about West Ham. He was interested in them about a year ago when he swapped three points for Tevez.

I agree about the West Ham 3 points!

If Roman Abramovich does pick the Chelsea team then he should be England manager because he has done some job since the 'Special needs one' left!

Malcolm Glazer picks the Man Utd team, he really rates Wes Brown.

General Krulak here:

1. First off, if this issue is the "acid test" for our Club, then heaven help us. Let me, once again for the record, state the following: Your Club does NOT want our Captain to leave. MON's comments are spot on...they represent the EXACT feelings of Randy and the Directors. We ARE a top tier Club and will act that way in all of our dealings...we are professionals and we will act that way. If our Captain wants to go to Europe, what better thrill, challenge and "high" than to lead our Club to that "Promised Land"??? He knows we want him...he knows our vision and goal...and he knows he will be compensated properly. At the same time, if he wants to play for another Club...if he doesn't want to wear our colours...then it doesn't make much sense to say "no." I think we should all settle down a bit and trust MON and Randy...trust our Captain...and let this play out.

I trust you General!

What a day, our biggest win against our poor relations in 47 years, absolutely fantastic! Just dont get spoilt and expect this every year...

we won't be playing them next year as Birmingham City will be relegated!

I trust that Randy enjoyed the game and the atmosphere too.

Angel got banned, hilarious!

Big Marlon goes marching down the wing,

Mar-lon, Mar-lon!

Big Marlon goes marching down the wing,

Mar-lon, Mar-lon!

Big Marlon goes marching down the wing!

The Holte End begins to sing,

We all know that Marlon is gonna score!!

I know this belongs in the chants but it's relevant to the speculation over his future, and more people will take note here. Just think this should be given a real good go before kick off tomorrow:

'You are my Barry

My Gareth Barry

You make me happy when skies are grey

So **** your Lampard, and Steven Gerrard

And please don't take my Barry away'

That's all.

**** that, we aren't that desperate!

£60 for breakfast!

£60 for breakfast!

£60 for breakfast!

You've just paid £60 for breakfast!

General, I see that David Gold has piped up in todays press by saying that a line has been drawn under the 'Pig in mud' affair by trying to stoke it further by apparently demoting you from General to Captain. You have our permission as our representative to give him a slap! Ask his cronies what it is like to spend time at Her Majesty's Pleasure.

I hope that Bob Kain is at the game on Sunday so he can get a true feeling that there really is something worth marketing at Villa Park.

Up the Villa!

To the theme from Die Hard with a Vengeance:

Big Marlon goes marching down the wing,

Big Mar-lon, Bir Mar-lon!

Big Marlon goes marching down the wing,

Big Mar-lon, Bir Mar-lon!

Big Marlon goes marching down the wing!

The Holte End begins to sing,

We all know that Marlon is gonna score!!

De Niro as Leonard in Awakenings with Robin Williams was absolutely brilliant.