Richard

Since when has the fact that a player is wearing a Villa shirt guaranteed him total support amongst the fans, and in fact should it? Just ask Mr Alpay.

Would anyone else be surprised if he didn't see out the loan deal?

or how do you feel about playing in the same city as Gobby Cabbage, Donkey Heskey and the other rocket polishers from the sty?

I'm thrilled I really am :roll:

I don't want him at Villa park thank you very much.

If Saddam Hussein gets the death penalty, do you think they'll ask Beckham to take it?

I thought an England based footballing joke might cheer up the masses on this bad day :wink: Obviuosly I was wrong

One for all our Scottish viewers: "It is just before Scotland v England at the next World Cup Group game. Rooney goes into the English changing room to find all his team mates looking a bit glum. "What's up?" he asks. "Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's important but it's only Scotland. They're sh*te and we can't be bothered". Rooney looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat these by myself, you lads go down the pub." So Rooney goes out to play Scotland by himself and the rest of the English team go off for a few pints. After a few jars they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads "England 1 - Scotland 0 (Rooney 10minutes)". He is beating Scotland all by himself! Anyway, a few more pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on". They put the teletext on. "Result from ! the Stadium "England 1 (Rooney 10 minutes) - Scotland 1"(Angus McSh*te 89 minutes)". They can't believe it, he has single handedly got a draw against Scotland!! They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate him. They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands. He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down." "Don't be daft, you got a draw against Scotland , all by yourself. And they only scored at the very very end! "No, No, I have, I've let you down.......... I got sent off after 12 minutes "

I said the Dutch but I have a feeling England will win this as no-one, apart form the Czechs , have impressed me.

Thanks for the nice comments btw, mutual.

Kept it away from public consumption and sent a PM. Thought it was better that way.

I think Taylor wanted to sign Yakubu

you really are having a laff But JuanPabloAngel started it by suggesting Beattie, Baros, Yakubu, Camara etc etc

Bellamy

Tony "Jacuzzi or TV Guvnor" Morley for me every time. I have never seen anyone dominate a wing like him. Give him the ball and he would fly past anyone and set up a chance for Withe or Shaw. Mind you some of the passes that Sid used to thread through to him were truly glorious. And they used to say RS teams were boring......

I actually took my brother to the second leg of the Super Cup the next year when we beat Barcelona. To be fair to him he cheered for the Villa and was happy when we won. Not half as happy as me by the way. That's why, even though he is a bluenose, he is not as bad as the rest of them

I was there with my dad and we both cried together when Morty lifted the cup.

Can only be the JPA wonder strike against Chelsea. A real season turning goal

If the Dutch can keep the dressing room together they will win this.

I think lawro liked that one

But the inbred **** will all have the same last name too :wink:

That anti chav thing doesn't look too realistic. Not enough burberry for me.

Second stint has to be Ronny J for nothing. Although, and I never thought I'd say this, el Crouchio may just prove to be a decent player after all.

David Platt or Alan Mcinally, it's close between them.

One winner surely