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We knew from the first day we saw...Carew! Carew!

He's gonna score a goal for us... or 2! or 2!

You'll often find him down the pub, or pervin in the Rocket Club,

but we all love Big John, Villa's number ten!

Na na na na na na na na... Carew! Carew!

Na na na na na na na na... Carew! Carew!

He plays for a team, the Pride of Brum

he scored 2 goals against the scum,

AND WE ALL LOVE BIG JOHN VILLA'S NUMBER TEN!

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Chants to this tune should get more of an airing, i can now think of 4 different versions of the Torres songg that ive read or heard:

The Marlon version suggested on here,

The Small Heath version sung at west ham away last year,

The Cuellar goofy teeth version sung at Wigan,

and now this Carew version.

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Anyone know a differnt verse of the Gabby cameleon song, something about scoring past the blues @ st andrews with help from agent Ridgewell ?

I've heard that sung aswell, not sure of all the words but the end goes something like:

'With a bit of help, from Agent Ridgewell

We beat the Blues, at St Andreeeeews!

Gabby Gabby Gabby Gabby Gabby Agbonlahor

He's fast as ****

He's fast as fuuuuuck'

As for the 'Torres tune' can we just sing it for Cuellar, it's finally starting to take off

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Song I made about the holte end......would sound great ringing from the holte

In a neat looking stand they call the holte end,

An aston villa fan I was bound,

And many's the happy hour

I have spent in that famous old stand.

The fans they sing with great passion,

And caused me to stray from the scum,

Far away from the city and albion,

Who many times we have won.

Chorus

In 82, back in Rotterdam,

We were crowned the pride of the land,

And in the holte end we shall remain,

To see O'neills men do it again!

To the tune of the dubliners - Black Velvet Band

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Chants to this tune should get more of an airing, i can now think of 4 different versions of the Torres songg that ive read or heard:

The Marlon version suggested on here,

The Small Heath version sung at west ham away last year,

The Cuellar goofy teeth version sung at Wigan,

and now this Carew version.

What do you mean 'the Torres song'??? It's not HIS song? Liverpool sing a song about him to that tune, likewise with Sunderland and Cisse and many others. As from what I remember its a childrens song about Noah's Ark! :lol:

But yeh, sorry, let's keep it to just the Cuellar one which came down from Rangers.

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Chants to this tune should get more of an airing, i can now think of 4 different versions of the Torres songg that ive read or heard:

The Marlon version suggested on here,

The Small Heath version sung at west ham away last year,

The Cuellar goofy teeth version sung at Wigan,

and now this Carew version.

What do you mean 'the Torres song'??? It's not HIS song? Liverpool sing a song about him to that tune, likewise with Sunderland and Cisse and many others. As from what I remember its a childrens song about Noah's Ark! :lol:

But yeh, sorry, let's keep it to just the Cuellar one which came down from Rangers.

What words have we decided on for the Cuellar song then?

The version i've heard is:

'With goofy teeth and curly hair Ceullar Cuellar

With goofy teeth and curly hair Cuellar Cuellar

With goofy teeth and curly hair

(whats this line?)

Carlos Cuellar Villa's centre half'

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Chants to this tune should get more of an airing, i can now think of 4 different versions of the Torres songg that ive read or heard:

The Marlon version suggested on here,

The Small Heath version sung at west ham away last year,

The Cuellar goofy teeth version sung at Wigan,

and now this Carew version.

What do you mean 'the Torres song'??? It's not HIS song? Liverpool sing a song about him to that tune, likewise with Sunderland and Cisse and many others. As from what I remember its a childrens song about Noah's Ark! :lol:

But yeh, sorry, let's keep it to just the Cuellar one which came down from Rangers.

What words have we decided on for the Cuellar song then?

The version i've heard is:

'With goofy teeth and curly hair Ceullar Cuellar

With goofy teeth and curly hair Cuellar Cuellar

With goofy teeth and curly hair

(whats this line?)

Carlos Cuellar Villa's centre half'

Plays for Villa we dont care

The goofy teeth and curly hair was sung all day in Prague. Need to get that bit in about 6 ft 2 bla bla bla to make it any good

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Chants to this tune should get more of an airing, i can now think of 4 different versions of the Torres songg that ive read or heard:

The Marlon version suggested on here,

The Small Heath version sung at west ham away last year,

The Cuellar goofy teeth version sung at Wigan,

and now this Carew version.

What do you mean 'the Torres song'??? It's not HIS song? Liverpool sing a song about him to that tune, likewise with Sunderland and Cisse and many others. As from what I remember its a childrens song about Noah's Ark! :lol:

But yeh, sorry, let's keep it to just the Cuellar one which came down from Rangers.

What words have we decided on for the Cuellar song then?

The version i've heard is:

'With goofy teeth and curly hair Ceullar Cuellar

With goofy teeth and curly hair Cuellar Cuellar

With goofy teeth and curly hair

(whats this line?)

Carlos Cuellar Villa's centre half'

Plays for Villa we dont care

The goofy teeth and curly hair was sung all day in Prague. Need to get that bit in about 6 ft 2 bla bla bla to make it any good

Yeah i thought that was the line but to me that makes it sound like he plays for Villa but we couldn't care. It should be 'But he's so good that we don't care'

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Yeah in Prague it really was a drunkern slur of a song :),

"with goofy teeth and curly hair, plays for Villa so we dont care, Carlos Cuellar Villa's centre half , la la la la la al la la la la la la"

His 6ft 3 with Curly hair

His teeth are **** but we dont care

Carlos Cuellar Rangers centre half, na na na na na na na na na na

is what it was, slow it down change Rangers for Villa and possibly swap nar nar nar for Villa Villa Villa

jobs a gud'un

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With goofy teeth and curly hair, cuellar, cuellar

With goofy teeth and curly hair, cuellar, cuellar

With goofy teeth and curly hair,

but he's so good that we dont care,

carlos cuellar, villa's centre half

is what was sung at wigan

as for ashley young, what about the andy cole song edited;

ashley young, ashley young,

ashley ashley young

he gets the ball and he makes a goal

ashley ashley young.

if we're winning at arsenal, we need to add a "champions league my lord" to the paul mcgrath song!!!!

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With goofy teeth and curly hair, cuellar, cuellar

as for ashley young, what about the andy cole song edited;

ashley young, ashley young,

ashley ashley young

he gets the ball and he makes a goal

ashley ashley young.

What's the original tune to that one?

if we're winning at arsenal, we need to add a "champions league my lord" to the paul mcgrath song!!!!

Yes.

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With goofy teeth and curly hair, cuellar, cuellar

as for ashley young, what about the andy cole song edited;

ashley young, ashley young,

ashley ashley young

he gets the ball and he makes a goal

ashley ashley young.

What's the original tune to that one?.

andy cole, andy cole

andy andy cole

he gets the ball and he scores a goal

andy andy cole

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we need 2 add champions league my lord to paul mcgrath song

sorry if its already in use or been suggested before

also a chap a few weeks ago suggested

only 1 curtis davies,

1 curtis davies,

if u think he is s***e,

your thinking of Knight

walking in a davies wonderland

i think that would be great, if a little harsh towards zat

UTV!

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we need 2 add champions league my lord to paul mcgrath song

sorry if its already in use or been suggested before

also a chap a few weeks ago suggested

only 1 curtis davies,

1 curtis davies,

if u think he is s***e,

your thinking of Knight

walking in a davies wonderland

i think that would be great, if a little harsh towards zat

UTV!

What kind of a song is that...surely won't give Zat Knight any confidence sitting on the bench hearing that from the Holte every other week. Thought songs were supposed to be encouraging players not kicking them when they are already down.

But yes, add champions league to Paul McGrath song

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