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Sorry about the large post - had a go at some songs/chants, some tweaked some new. Hope you like them.

Start spreading the news, We’re Playing today

We want to be a part of it Villa Villa

Our Euro blues, are fading away

Were the very heart of it villa villa.

We wanna wake up in a city, that doesnt sleep

And find were top of the league, cream of the crop

Those small time blues, Oh we’ll make them pay

We’ve made a brand new start of it - Villa villa

If we can make it there, we’ll make it anywhere

Its up to you Villa Villa

Villa Villa

We wanna to wake up in a city, that never sleeps

And find we’re the number one, top of the league, Cream of the crop

the number one

Those small time blues, Oh we’ll make them pay

We’ve made a brand new start of it - Villa villa

If we can make it there, we’ll make it anywhere

Its up to you Villa Villa

It up to you Villa Villa

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Ooooooooohh we are Villa.

Aston Villa, the pride of Brum

Where ever you are playing, we will follow you

The ribbons on the trophy will be claret & blue

Ooooooooohh we are villa

Repeat ……

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(winter wonderland)

Number one Brad Friedel

Number one Brad Friedel

He comes from USA

He’s in goal today

Walking in a Friedel wonderland

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(hey jude)

Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na Luke Young

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Boum, Boum, Boum let me hear you say Bouma BOUMA! (Old Savo song)

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Change Gabby song

Gabby Gabby Gabby Gabby Gabby Agbonlahor

Give him the ball and he will scooooorrreee

[Repeat] & more family friendly

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Brad Guzan

Superstar

In between the sticks

And underneath the bar

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Curtis Davies woooaaaahhh

Curtis Davies Woooaaahhh

He signed from West Brom Scum

To join the pride of Brum

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Zat Knight (My old mans a dustman)

Zat Knight is a Villa Fan

He joined the team he Love’s

He sits and warms the bench all game

Cos that’s where his is good

(sorry, help needed here)

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Randy Lerner (My old mans a dustman)

His name is Randy Lerner

And he has lots of cash

He’s done up Villa Park

It now looks rather flash

He brought us lots of players

And re-built the Holte Pub

‘Cos we are ASTON VILLA

that FAMOUS FOOTBALL CLUB

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Tell everyone you know

Villa Park is the place they should go

‘cos you’ll come back for more

when you hear the Holte roar

‘cos theVilla have put on a sho-oow

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(Torres song)

When Aston Villa come out to play

Villa Villa

When Aston Villa come out to play

Villa Villa

When Martin picks the team today

There’s gonna be a fine display

Aston Villa, we’re the pride of Brum

Na Na Na Na Na Na - Na Na

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Score, Score, Score – Stiliyan Petrov, Stiliyan Petrov, Score, Score, Score

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(Oh Andy)

James Milner, James Milner

You’re the greatest the Holte End say

On the left wing, on the right wing

It’s a joy to watch you play

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Any of these songs are worth a try because it is getting very embarrassing listening to the `songs/chants` that come out every home game.

Did the Holte End think on Thursday night against Litex{ any home game for that matter}

Think that we were Playing Birmingham City

Think that McGrath should have been named man of the match

Think that the next best four players on show that night were Spink, Birch and McInally

Think that Carew and Agbonlahor had been bought on during the second half.

Why did only `four` real players get get a mention on Thursday night, albeit a short, quiet, subdued little chant {not a song, perish the thought}...

12mins A short, mumbled {as if the words were to hard to remember}......Salifou

27mins Feed the Hare {only after he had scored}

43mins A quick Friedel, Friedel {as he dived on a deflected shot, 2mtrs wide}

78mins A quick, quiet repeat of Ashley Young, Ashley Young {after 3 quick free kicks}

We have some of the Countries most exciting, young talent in Gabby, Young, Davies, Coker, Milner, Barry to name just some, and O`Neill is moulding them into a team that is not only exciting us, but the whole Nation.

Surely we can come up with songs for each and every player even if he is your favourite or not. I like the rest of you guys probably hate Manure nd Liverpool but fair play they have songs galore for everyone, not just a quick...

" There`s only one ....." or just a quick repeat of a surname or "shooot".

Our players should run out and throughout the game be lifted, encouraged by `personel songs`that make them feel wanted, valued, drive them on to be prepared to do and give even more. As it is all they hear are the `original, witty, awe inspiring, player encouraging classics like...

"Youre support is f****ng s**t

"Shall we sing a song for you"

"Youre not singing anymore"

And we cannot at this point forget our age old yet timeless anthem

"You fat B****rd aaaagggghhhh"

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Any of these songs are worth a try because it is getting very embarrassing listening to the `songs/chants` that come out every home game.

Did the Holte End think on Thursday night against Litex{ any home game for that matter}

Think that we were Playing Birmingham City

Think that McGrath should have been named man of the match

Think that the next best four players on show that night were Spink, Birch and McInally

Think that Carew and Agbonlahor had been bought on during the second half.

Why did only `four` real players get get a mention on Thursday night, albeit a short, quiet, subdued little chant {not a song, perish the thought}...

12mins A short, mumbled {as if the words were to hard to remember}......Salifou

27mins Feed the Hare {only after he had scored}

43mins A quick Friedel, Friedel {as he dived on a deflected shot, 2mtrs wide}

78mins A quick, quiet repeat of Ashley Young, Ashley Young {after 3 quick free kicks}

We have some of the Countries most exciting, young talent in Gabby, Young, Davies, Coker, Milner, Barry to name just some, and O`Neill is moulding them into a team that is not only exciting us, but the whole Nation.

Surely we can come up with songs for each and every player even if he is your favourite or not. I like the rest of you guys probably hate Manure nd Liverpool but fair play they have songs galore for everyone, not just a quick...

" There`s only one ....." or just a quick repeat of a surname or "shooot".

Our players should run out and throughout the game be lifted, encouraged by `personel songs`that make them feel wanted, valued, drive them on to be prepared to do and give even more. As it is all they hear are the `original, witty, awe inspiring, player encouraging classics like...

"Youre support is f****ng s**t

"Shall we sing a song for you"

"Youre not singing anymore"

And we cannot at this point forget our age old yet timeless anthem

"You fat B****rd aaaagggghhhh"

It is starting to get worrying how we only sing about 5 songs. I am currently trying to get tickets right up at the top of the Holte so I can help encourage some new banter.

I did try the Sali-Salifou to Daddy cool against litex, mildly worked as yo umay have heard.

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For the North Stand:

'Holte End give us a song'

'Can you hear the Holte End sing?...'

For the Holte:

'North Stand give us a song'

'Trinity give us a song'

Witton give us a song'

'Can you hear the North Stand sing?...'

All very simple but perfect to get the other stands involved and to maybe spark the Holte into life when the game is a bit dull

That is a great shout. Will add this into the list also.

Blackcountry are you going to Portsmouth at the weekend?

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Any of these songs are worth a try because it is getting very embarrassing listening to the `songs/chants` that come out every home game.

Did the Holte End think on Thursday night against Litex{ any home game for that matter}

Think that we were Playing Birmingham City

Think that McGrath should have been named man of the match

Think that the next best four players on show that night were Spink, Birch and McInally

Think that Carew and Agbonlahor had been bought on during the second half.

Why did only `four` real players get get a mention on Thursday night, albeit a short, quiet, subdued little chant {not a song, perish the thought}...

12mins A short, mumbled {as if the words were to hard to remember}......Salifou

27mins Feed the Hare {only after he had scored}

43mins A quick Friedel, Friedel {as he dived on a deflected shot, 2mtrs wide}

78mins A quick, quiet repeat of Ashley Young, Ashley Young {after 3 quick free kicks}

We have some of the Countries most exciting, young talent in Gabby, Young, Davies, Coker, Milner, Barry to name just some, and O`Neill is moulding them into a team that is not only exciting us, but the whole Nation.

Surely we can come up with songs for each and every player even if he is your favourite or not. I like the rest of you guys probably hate Manure nd Liverpool but fair play they have songs galore for everyone, not just a quick...

" There`s only one ....." or just a quick repeat of a surname or "shooot".

Our players should run out and throughout the game be lifted, encouraged by `personel songs`that make them feel wanted, valued, drive them on to be prepared to do and give even more. As it is all they hear are the `original, witty, awe inspiring, player encouraging classics like...

"Youre support is f****ng s**t

"Shall we sing a song for you"

"Youre not singing anymore"

And we cannot at this point forget our age old yet timeless anthem

"You fat B****rd aaaagggghhhh"

i agree with all of this lol.

another thing that really winds me up, why do we persist in singing "who are ya" to the opposition fans everytime we score at home. does my head in.

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Any of these songs are worth a try because it is getting very embarrassing listening to the `songs/chants` that come out every home game.

Did the Holte End think on Thursday night against Litex{ any home game for that matter}

Think that we were Playing Birmingham City

Think that McGrath should have been named man of the match

Think that the next best four players on show that night were Spink, Birch and McInally

Think that Carew and Agbonlahor had been bought on during the second half.

Why did only `four` real players get get a mention on Thursday night, albeit a short, quiet, subdued little chant {not a song, perish the thought}...

12mins A short, mumbled {as if the words were to hard to remember}......Salifou

27mins Feed the Hare {only after he had scored}

43mins A quick Friedel, Friedel {as he dived on a deflected shot, 2mtrs wide}

78mins A quick, quiet repeat of Ashley Young, Ashley Young {after 3 quick free kicks}

We have some of the Countries most exciting, young talent in Gabby, Young, Davies, Coker, Milner, Barry to name just some, and O`Neill is moulding them into a team that is not only exciting us, but the whole Nation.

Surely we can come up with songs for each and every player even if he is your favourite or not. I like the rest of you guys probably hate Manure nd Liverpool but fair play they have songs galore for everyone, not just a quick...

" There`s only one ....." or just a quick repeat of a surname or "shooot".

Our players should run out and throughout the game be lifted, encouraged by `personel songs`that make them feel wanted, valued, drive them on to be prepared to do and give even more. As it is all they hear are the `original, witty, awe inspiring, player encouraging classics like...

"Youre support is f****ng s**t

"Shall we sing a song for you"

"Youre not singing anymore"

And we cannot at this point forget our age old yet timeless anthem

"You fat B****rd aaaagggghhhh"

i agree with all of this lol.

another thing that really winds me up, why do we persist in singing "who are ya" to the opposition fans everytime we score at home. does my head in.

I agree, 'who are ya' is small time. 'Who the fuckinhell are you?' is much better

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I have to say, chanting "Who are ya" to 250 Litex fans was **** poor tbh. I thought that chant was a bit of irony towards bigger teams when you are beating them. Not a poor Bulgarian side that were already 4-1 on agg down.

would have prefered, my Everywhere chant or, forever young, or even holte enders in the sky than "who are ya".

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oh when james milner goes down the wing

oh when james milner goes down the wing

the ball will come in from high or low

the ball will come in from left or right

oh when james milner goes down the wing [when the saints go marching in]

oh when james milner goes down the wing

he`ll score a few and make em for carew

oh when james milner goes down the wing.

he takes you out wide and then cuts inside

ashley young will take you on either side

he`s a bag of tricks

he makes you look like pricks

ashley young just takes the piss.

6`2" eyes of blue

martin laursens after you na na na na na na na

6`2" he`s from denmark

mess with him you want leave villa park na na na na na na na.

curtis, curtis davies, curtis davies in the air

curtis, curtis davies, curtis davies in the air.

he puts his right foot in, his right foot out, in out, in out

thats what he`s all about

nigel reo coker, nigel reo coker [okey cokey]

he puts his left foot in, his left foot out, in out, in out

thats what he`s all about

nigel reo coker, nigel reo coker.

stylian petrov were proud to say that name

while we sing this song we`ll win the game

stylian petrov were proud to call him stan [rule brittannia]

stylian petrov is villa`sr main man

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with carlos cueller in defence tra la tra la

with carlos cueller in defence tra la tra la

play the ball up in the air

try and win it if you dare tra la la la la tra ra la la

with carlos cueller in defence tra la tra la

with carlos cueller in defence tra la tra la [johnny goes marching home again]

play the ball up to your feet

carlos cueller will never be beat tra la la la la tra ra la la

he came from the usa, he used to be a yankee

he saw sense, shaved his head and now he`s a brummie

brad friedel is his name, he used to shop at lidl [my old mans a dustman]

he saw saw sense signed for us, his name is brad friedel. [with slow hand clapping}

isiah oh oh oh oh

isiah oh oh oh oh

isiah... oooosbourne

isiah oh oh oh oh

he looks like viera

but isiah is more cool

isiah oh oh oh oh oh

isiah oh oh oh oh oh

isiah.... oooosbourne.

if you come to birmingham you will see [slow clapping]

a villa fan from yard-e-lee {yardley}

his names craig gardener he`s only 5` 4"

mess with him you`ll be on the floor na na na na na nanananana

if you come to birmingham you will see

a villa fan from yard-e-lee

his names craig gardener and he`s villa mad

dont mess with him he`s a bit of lad na na na na na na nanana

his name is nicky shorey from reading he did come

to take aston villa to the top of the prem [mcnamaras band]

he gets stuck in, he bites yer legs

he`s up and down the wing

and if anyone wants to argue he`ll have the f*****g lot la la la la tra la la tra la la la

oh gareth, oh gareth you`re the greatest the holte end say

oh gareth, oh gareth we`ll be with you all the way

oh gareth, oh gareth you`re the greatest the holte end say [sailing]

oh gareth, oh gareth we`ll be with you all the way.

brad, brad guzan, brad guzan in our goal

brad, brad guzan, brad guzan in our goal

he has , has no hair

cus he`s given it to cueller

brad, brad guzan, brad guzan in our goal.

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freddie, for the villa you play

you`re tackles make us say

for the villa you`ll stay

bouma, you`re as strong as an horse {slowly to- blue moon}

your tackles bite of course

for the villa you`ll stay

freddie, for the villa you play.

luuuuke young wherever you may play

win the ball and give it to ash-er-lee

get it back, fly down the wing

cross for carew with a right foot ping

luuuuke, luuuuke wherever you may play

you bound to hear the holte end say

luke, luke, wherever you may play.

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steve, steve, stevie steve sidwell

he`s got ginger hair

but we don`t care

stevie, steve sidwell.

sidwell, sidwell, stevie steve sidwell

he dyed it claret

but it came out carrot

stevie steve sidwell.

wayne, wayne routledge, wayne routledge on the wing

wayne, wayne routledge, wayne makes the holte end sing

wayne, wayne routledge, wayne routledge going out wide

wayne, wayne routledge, wayne playing on either side.

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with martin and robbo, stevie walford too

they`re the boys thats gonna see us through

and with randy lerner`s dollars

we are bigger than the scousers

and you wont beat the villa boys.

altogether now....

repeat.

he`s here, he`s there

we`re not allowed to swear, martin o`neill, martin o`neill

he looked, he thought, torres and then said "who", martin o`neill, martin o`neill

he looked, he thought, and then bought john carew, martin o`neill, martin o`neill.

when randy came to england he thought, he thought

when randy came to england he thought, he thought

a football club must be sought

got rid of ellis and villa he bought tra la la la la tra la la la lalala

when randy came to villa park to see, to see

when randy came to villa park to see, to see [when johnny goes marching home]

a massive club, is this for real

must go and get martin o`neill tra la la la la tra la la la lalala

when randy came to a game he said, he said

when randy came to a game he said, he said

is that the stars n stripes thats flying

to keep the holte happy i better start buying tra la la la la la lala tra lala

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sorry about not putting tunes to songs, i did for half of them

the songs are crap but just an idea for the rest of you to juggle about with.

milner - saints go marching in tune

ashley young - man u. ronaldo song

davies - old, andy, andy lochead in the air, tune?

coker - okey cokey tune

petrov - rule britannia tune

cueller - johnny goes marching home tune

friedel - my old man tune

shorey - mcNamaras band tune

barry - sailing tune

bouma - blue moon tune

luke young - fight, fight wherever you may be, tune

sidwell - old alan wright, got no hair we dont care, song

martin, robbo, walford - the spinksy, birchy, mcinally tune

o`neill - here, there, every f****g were tune

randy - johnny goes marching home tune

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