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Detroit looks to shut down mobile strip club outside Lions games

Posted by Michael David Smith on September 28, 2011, 6:22 PM EDT

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The chief of police in Detroit is looking to shut down the Booty Lounge, a bus that functions as a strip club outside Ford Field during Lions home games.

Detroit Police Chief Ralph Godbee Jr. said he doesn’t believe the Booty Lounge has the legal right to operate outside Lions games.

“Ostensibly, it’s an illegal establishment,” Godbee told the Detroit News. “The same thing that would regulate that type of activity in a strip club would be applicable to that vehicle. We’re going to police it very aggressively through our investigation. I’m appalled at this kind of conduct because we have families and children around. We need to make sure these events are fan-friendly for children and their families.”

The Booty Lounge hasn’t commented publicly since media reports on its operations — not to mention a picture of two uniformed police officers posing with a scantily clad woman outside the Booty Lounge — led to a controversy in Detroit. But Detroit City Councilman Gary Brown said he thinks the Booty Lounge will be out of business before the next Lions home game, which is next Monday night against the Bears.

“Our chief could have that problem solved by the next Lions home game. I’m confident that it will,” Brown said. “(Tailgating) needs to be clean, family fun and not an after-hours joint on wheels.”

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Need a few of these down Villa Park! I'm sure it would even persuade people to suffer McLeish style football with this thrown into the bargain!

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Chargers DT Antonio Garay was just fined $15,000 by the NFL for a hit below the knee on Tom Brady in Week 2, but he will be laughing all the way to the bank, because he drives a tiny car with a Hello Kitty on it and tweets pictures of it all the time. So, ha!

Garay, who is also known for shaving ugly designs into his hair and then spray-painting them, has also been spotted driving around in his Hello Kitty Smart Car while wearing his 3D sunglasses "cus its so real." So, yeah, he's exactly like those kids who wore Kanye shutter shades for a year because they thought it made them look cool—when, in fact, it made them look like turds.

But at least Garay is getting great mileage.

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