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    Friday 5 August, 1945 KO, Aston Villa teamsheet at home to Stoke City on Sky TV: Steer, Bree, Suliman, Dean, Roberts, Whelan, Hourihane, Lansbury, Adomah, O’Hare, Hogan. Manager Dean Smith.
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    Oh the horrible irony of the Liverpool keeper making the massive error I predicted, only for them to equalise immediately from a corner. Why can’t Villa ever do that? And also, bang goes Jimmy Rimmer’s record of ‘only player to leave a European Cup Final with a shoulder injury in the first half.’
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    Likely to leave: Johnstone, Tuanzebe, Terry, Chester, Grealish, Snodgrass, Grabban, Onomah, Bjarnason, Lansbury. God help us.
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    “Hello. Is that Dean Smith? This is Tony Xia. I think you could blend academy starlets with bargain signings and get Villa automatic promotion. I mean, you even made Hogan look like a goalscorer.”
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    10 men and Johansen off. Kodija ready. If you cannot succeed now, Villa, you deserve nothing.
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    Being completely outplayed and they are not overawed by Wembley and our experience is counting for nothing. And the officials somehow cannot see Fredericks.
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    And the 4th official 3 feet away from it.
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    Fredericks should be off for stamping on Jack’s knee. Are the officials blind?
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    Who was supposed to be tracking Cairney? May as well get Barney on for Jedi now.
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    Very surprised that Jedi is in ahead of Thor or Whelan. Fulham play the ball on the ground at pace through midfield.
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    £84 million for a player who cannot head the ball on target, when unmarked 7 yards out. Shoulda signed Heskey for £84 to do that.
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    The only thing worse than wishing that Chelsea and MU could BOTH lose the cup final is expecting them to **** up my family’s wine & BBQ plan, by taking this to extra time and penalties and to 7.45pm instead of 7.10pm.
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    Almost avoiding the politically incorrect temptation to mention that many team sports ladies are not interested in scoring opportunities that involve making a genuine attempt for balls.
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    United Law applies again. Vidic 2010 & Jones 2018. “Only MUFC players shall be exempt from a red card when denying a clear scoring opportunity.” !?!
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    Jack’s “Weight of pass is different class” “Weight of passsss is different classsss” “Weight of pash is different clash” Jack’s “Weight of passssh is different classsssh”
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    We are all utterly delighted to be going to Wembley. But, it will be futile unless a way can be found to defeat a far better footballing side in Fulham.
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    Johnstone has clearly become addicted to watching people ‘having a baby’. 1 last weekend and 42,000 after that handball.
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    Hanging on for grim death against Fulham will fail, should it occur.
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    You’re right.
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    FRESH LEGS NEEDED, BRUCE!!
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    That is because they have been told to fear the opposition, instead of to play their game and win. If Dr Xia is there, he can only be thinking ‘If we don’t go up, I’d rather watch some actual football next season.’
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    What do you do when you pick up one of those unopened ones? Look down and risk missing Downing’s goal?!
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    Can Robert tie a lace or does he really need all of this practice?
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    May as well replace Lewis Grabban with Mike Dean, who has attracted more passes from Villa players.
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    Snoddy ‘Lacegate’ continues.
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