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    Hell Is...

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    Organising an FA Cup Final party and inviting all your non football supporting friends, after raving about the turnaround in Villa's season.

    Having the lounge room decorated in all things claret and blue: balloons, streamers, randomly placed scarves and flags etc...

     

    Then we get hammered by Arsenal...

    Cats...

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    Daisy went to live with Grandma about 400kms away about 10 years ago - she's still going...

    Kasey lost a leg to cancer in 2012 and then went to live on a farm with a bunch of other physically challenged animals...

    Charley went missing in 2008, presumed dead...

    Humphrey, Charley's son got hit by a car in 2010, cremated, and is now in a box on a shelf...

    Melody the canary was looked after by our neighbour while we were on holiday in 2014, and decided to stay...

    Godfrey the canary died around mid 2014...

    Stanley the budgie was brought home by Murphy from an unknown destination in 2012 , nursed back to health, and died about 12 months later...

    Rosey the budgie died in 2013...

    Beverley the budgie fell of her perch soon after Rosey...

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    Cats...

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    I probably should have added that most of those pets are no longer with us...

     

    Murphy and Daphney (spelt with a Y 'cos that's the point) are our current pussies...

    Cats...

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    Since the Missus and I got together, every single one of our pets; cats, dogs, birds have had "human" names that all end with Y

    Daisy (Cat)

    Kasey (Dog)

    Charley (Cat)

    Humphrey (Cat)

    Melody (Bird)

    Godfrey (Bird)

    Murphy (Cat)

    Daphney (Cat)

    Stanley (Bird)

    Rosey (Bird)

    Beverley (Bird)

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    Ratings and Reactions: Villa - Liverpool

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    Rugby League is the sport of choice round these parts.

    My 8 year old and I were watching our beloved Wests Tigers play Canberra Raiders.

    After 20 minutes Wests Tigers were up 22-0 and completely dominant, and looked like racking up a cricket score.

    Out of the blue, my son asks who I'd prefer to win: Wests Tigers or Villa later.

    I told him that Villa were by far more important than Wests Tigers.

    Wests Tigers then proceeded to totally capitulate and lose 30-22. 

    At the end of the game, my lad then consoles me by saying that must mean Villa will beat Liverpool... :ph34r:

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    The Wrestling Topic

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    I thought the steroid issue was only if they were caught with them while competing...

     

    A couple (maybe more) years ago, HHH did his quad and was out for months. When he came back he was clearly much much bigger up top, and much more cut...

    Things you often Wonder

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    Why are laundry baskets oval shaped?

    It makes no sense...

    Considering most clothes are folded into a rectangular shape, it serves no purpose, and would have no advantage over a rectangular shaped basket...

    Cricket: General Chat

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    If there is a bigger rocket polisher in world cricket than Dave "Cowboy" Warner, I'll eat my hat. I can vouch first hand that, off the field, he is a tosser of the highest order.

    He came from a Housing Commission (Government subsidised housing), and made something of himself. As noble as that is, he has no trouble letting everybody know, especially with his little posse in tow, strutting about his local area, when he feels like it, like he's king shit...

    If I get the chance again, with fewer hangers on around him, I'd have no trouble putting one on him...

    Utter, utter word removed...

    Things that piss you off that shouldn't

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    FACEBOOK MOMMY.

     

    facebook mommy
    1. One who is a worthless mom in real life but posts photos of them with their kids like; #lovemybabies #kidsaremylife
    2. A mom who spends 5 hours a night at the club, 10 hours a day asleep, 4 hours a day working, 2 hours a day shopping/eating/drinking coffee with her girls, an hour and a half showering and getting dressed, and 30 minutes with her kids taking "usies" and posting to facebook using hashtags such as: #mylife #allaboutthem #allday #mommasangel
    "Girl did you see Becky on Facebook with her kid?"
     
    "Yeah girl, we had just come home from the club when she took it! We were so wasted!"
     
    "Yeah she's a total facebook mommy!"

     

     

     

     

    I have a fair few of these in my friends list. They're also newly obsessed with wine so there's usually an update or two every day with some munter staring at me with a glass of wine in their hand. WINNNNEEEEEEEE I DRINK WIINNEEEE

     

    Oh god yes. That is so annoying. A photo of a glass of wine with caption like "don't mind if I do" or "been one of those days".

     

    that annoys me so much when people put " dont mind if i do".

     

    My sister does that "don't mind if I do" shit...

     

    "Tea and toast, don't mind if I do".

    "Coffee and a biscuit, don't mind if I do"

     

    NO ONE GIVES A ****!!!

    (Oh, and get a job and stop being a Facebook mum, you lazy piece of shit!)...

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