AVFC_Hitz

Delightfully bonkers.

Nah.

Just now, rjw63 said:

Pics or GTFO

Posting pictures of my ex wife ain't going to happen. Probably because I've deleted them all and she was a bloody mentalist.

Just now, rjw63 said:

Armenian clunge

Been there done that.

Boy George trying to be George Michael 

1 minute ago, HongKongVillan said:

Wouldn't mind the Aussie winning

A Eurovision competition....in Sydney. 

Half a bottle of wine in. 

Aussies are good. Slightly Duran Duranesque.

Absolutely gutted.

Notts county didn't turn up today and we had them scared the first 45. Absolute worldie should have secured it but it wasn't to be.

56 minutes ago, chrisp65 said:

It was a haddock scotch egg, so no pork mince, but haddock flakes.

It came with six little rocket leaves, 3 dots of balsamic vinegar, and three dots of horseradish.

Would have to say it was easily the best scotch egg I’ve ever had.

 

 

 

 

I would eat that, definitely. To call it a scotch egg is a bit gimpy.

48 minutes ago, bickster said:

Has anyone told them they've been using their long range missiles for 14 months and they are running short of them?

Also in related news, Ukraine are claiming they shot down a Khinzal hypersonic missile with the Patriot System, which if true is both the first time anyone has achieved that and secondly makes Putin's boast that his new Wunderwaffe missiles can't be shot down seem a lot like bollocks

I saw a picture of the supposed Khinzal that was shot down. A huge hole in the nose. Which is either incredibly lucky or it was tracked with ease and bopped on the nose whilst going. 

3 minutes ago, Rds1983 said:

Just seen a thread on Reddit about this so thought I'd ask here.

Can you make your vision go blurry and unfocused on command?

I've always been able to do this and thought everyone could but apparently not.

Yes.

7 minutes ago, lapal_fan said:

Yea but enough about you, what does she wear? 

Full on Cornish fisherman.

11 hours ago, bickster said:

It’s tomatoes in our house. They taste shit from the fridge. I won the war with eggs though

I lost the battle with tomatoes. I also bought a special fruit bowl with a hangy thing for bananas. Its no use. 

"We're not buying from that shop again...the fruits gone bad" 

3 minutes ago, bickster said:

Royal Family have a very similar opinion of JRM as the majority of the population apparently

I have very specific painful things that I'd do to that complete aardvark bummer.

Balls balls balls, possibly yellow. Balls 

Alf Ramsey's Porn Dungeon 

Zeinab Bedawi's Twenty Hotels.

Immaculate Pasta

7 minutes ago, fightoffyour said:

And it was the best birthday ever

As it happens it was my birthday!

Have you not had a swift butchers to see if they've got anything valuable?

55 minutes ago, Jono62 said:

Sometimes you have to give credit to the opposition. They nullified us and deserved to be in front.

Absolutely. Nailed on bimplebomple job.

Pavel Srnacek.

Brentford are our bogey team. They bum otters and video it on an old Sony viewcam. It's a fine result.

Under Gerrard we were losing this game 3-0.

German invasion of the Rheinland.