AVFC_Hitz

55 minutes ago, Jono62 said:

Sometimes you have to give credit to the opposition. They nullified us and deserved to be in front.

Absolutely. Nailed on bimplebomple job.

Pavel Srnacek.

Brentford are our bogey team. They bum otters and video it on an old Sony viewcam. It's a fine result.

Under Gerrard we were losing this game 3-0.

German invasion of the Rheinland.

2 hours ago, Mandy Lifeboats said:

I stumbled across this watch today. (First image).

It’s inspired by the watch given to RAF pilots in WW2.  (Second image).

Its dial, hands and wonder are made out of actual parts from a WW2 Spitfire. 

 

 

 

Currently only made to order with a choice of British or swiss movements. 

Probably out of my reach, sadly.

1 hour ago, StefanAVFC said:

He's submitted it wrong again

I know it sounds I'm the dick here but it's literally a prefix that needs to be applied 'C-SN'

He first did it without

Then without C-

And now CN-SN

 

Can't you do it for him and then send him a very passive aggressive, patronising email explaining to him why he's a pipe to pipe bushman?

1 hour ago, PussEKatt said:

How do those basketball hoops take the weight of a player hanging from them after a slam dunk ?

They're heavily reinforced after Shaq O'Neal broke many of them doing exactly that.

1 hour ago, fightoffyour said:

Bet365's?

Yeah, I'm just assuming because you're in Eastern Europe bet365 went a bit jippy for you. Mine did last week. Couldn't put a bet on and I'd missed a message saying you need to download the authentication app. Works fine now. 

I could be talking about something completely different though...

1 hour ago, fightoffyour said:

Can't even get on Bet365 with a VPN. Would cost me £5 a day to roam with Three to login there, so only worthwhile if they had their mega offer. Hope they have a shit year of it and bring the offer back in future.

Have you downloaded their authenticator app?

Bamford is such a little fanny.

Curly Wurly Bertie.

44 minutes ago, Xann said:

Just read the 'Spoons referred to as 'The Gammon Creche' - Heh Heh.

That's beautiful.

1 hour ago, sne said:

Mellberg went mental on the ref when his side BP lost to one of the title favorites  

 

Good god! I'd drop the soap for that man.

31 minutes ago, Genie said:

That’s the real quiz.

Fray Bentos

There was a south African bloke called Zuma who had an insane shot. I used to love volleying in off a corner with him.

Mouse Zedong.

In Bulgaria bacon is eaten raw. Like ham, just strips of bacon laid on bread. I strongly considered handing back my residency. 

24 minutes ago, StefanAVFC said:

I've taken to calling myself the Mouse Hitler at home

Bit brave in Poland...

20 minutes ago, mjmooney said:

Must only be on you rich folks' fancy phones, 'cos it ain't on mine. 

Mine doesn't either. I'll just stick to walking into Our Price and humming it to the girl behind the counter.

10 hours ago, limpid said:

In the modern world, Shazam is dead I glance at the lock screen of my phone and it tells me what's playing, even with no data connection.

It's odd, but I'm sure I know someone who worked on the original Shazam (2580), but it's so long ago that I don't remember who that might have been.

What sorcery is this?

On 21/03/2023 at 11:12, The_Steve said:

The only Black premier league manager sacked and his old club hire an old dinosaur. That will do wonders to encourage other Black coaches and managers the league is for them. 

Jean Tigana.

2 minutes ago, robby b said:

Just looking, by Stereophonics.

My favourite song of theirs.

Keeps me smiling.