Greenfly

4 hours ago, Hank Scorpio said:

I see them attempting to mock.us on their forum for this 1600 page thread, saying we are obsessed. Two things.

1 - The only reason you know that is we have a forum capable of housing such things. It's not our fault whatever that 2000's netscape forum you run, can't. It's 2024. Upgrade your forum you cheap knuckle draggers. It is embarrassingly bad as a forum.

2 - Because of the above you start countless threads called 'The Vile, Da Vile, DVB,' and variations of. If we counted the page totals of all those over the years it would probably surpass the operational manual for the nasa space shuttle.

**** bunch of weirdos 

It's worth noting as well that this thread is 16 years old. It's just over 100 pages per year, very few of which contain anything other than pisstaking. Some of it is bound to be off topic too.

11 hours ago, Jas10 said:

Can’t get enough of this

 Sounds so epic too!

 

You can tell he meant it. What a guy.

32 minutes ago, Genie said:

This is similar to the “Villa only stayed up because hawkeye failed” we get from their fans.

If Sha or Arsenal win the league then it’ll be because they got ~90 points over 37 games, it won’t be because we beat their rival in a one off. I wouldn’t give a shit if we handed it to them, they got the points on the board themselves. 

As someone else said, we could easily turn it round “you only won the league because of us” and have that over them for ever and a day.

Couldn't do it without help from them lot up the road

3 hours ago, Wainy316 said:

Fully agree with this.  Maybe we could have the opening of Crazy Train leading into something else.

46 minutes ago, MaVilla said:

for posterity, we can rewatch the slide for eternity

Amazing collapse really, the first time they dropped in to the relegation zone all season was game week 41.

They were only in the relegation zone for 5 games all season, but they dropped anyway.

 

 

I didn't realise Ipswich had only just been promoted this season. What an incredible achievement by them.

I also see all sorts of weird shit on LSD.

11 hours ago, useless said:

What a strange coincident that they sack Rowett in 2016 whilst he has them in play-off contention to replace him a 'name manage', causing them to struggle, and then they do the same this season replacing Eustace with Rooney whilst they're sixth in the table and again as a consequence they struggle, and it's those two sacked managers that come back to haunt them and finally condemn them to League One, Eustace getting an unlikey win away to Leicester, and Rowett failing to keep them up, and to add to the cruel twist of fate both happen to be Villa fans.

You actually couldn't write it. It's too on the nose. At this point I'm convinced the universe has decided they're some sort of cosmic joke to be ridiculed, doomed to an eternity of tripping over their own shoelaces.

2 minutes ago, turvontour said:

Were they saying that his goal yesterday was the third most powerful in premier league history, or third most powerful of the season? 

This season I can believe. As strong as it was, I feel like I've seen many that were stronger.

10 hours ago, Zatman said:

I didnt listen to it but its Deeney so guessing its bullshit

He said he had a chance to sign for us back in 2013, but part of the conversation was that he would have to get his SHA tattoo removed. Judging by what he said it seems this, along with his family's reaction, are the only reasons he didn't.

25 minutes ago, mottaloo said:

The gift that keeps on giving  - the bit about the old boy's trousers, ub40 and the DJ are proppa blues 

 

Blues exist solely for our entertainment at this point. Because they surely don't exist for their own.

18 hours ago, rjw63 said:

Followed by some sad old word removed reminiscing about small heath fluking a league cup win 13 years ago, no arsenal in the ground at 2pm mate, forty thousand blooze mate.

Daz the Spaz - “ you were there when it mattered mate”. Gobble gobble slurp slurp. Mate.

followed by yet another trailer for Rakeeeeeeeeeem Wankah.

Followed by the ravings of Dan Dan the Wassall cabbage.

worth the license fee, mate

I'm sure I've asked this before, but why do you continue to inflict this torture on yourself? What are you, some kind of masochist?

Not that I'm complaining or anything - your synopses are pure entertainment.

6 minutes ago, Brumstopdogs said:

Ben Chrisene is on loan at Blackurn too and played 90 minutes in their win yesterday so another DVB to play against them...

Chrisene hattrick incoming, it's written in the stars.

2 hours ago, mjmooney said:

Perhaps Mowbray is collecting the west midlands clubs like Brucie did, and we'll get him next? 

No chance. There's no doubt an incubator in Bodymoor Heath containing a clone of Unai Emery, ready for when he leaves us.

35 minutes ago, bobzy said:

6 CL group games, lose them all. It’s easy. 

What about the other 7 losses?

I have no faith in any of football's governing bodies. They've set a precedent with Everton that they will not follow, and they will provide no explanation or justification for it. There is no justice, only greed.

A decent video all round if you fancy watching it, but skip to 7:19 to enjoy the final two awards. I'm convinced she's a secret Villa fan for this.

On 26/12/2023 at 11:04, villa4europe said:

Get the **** out of it, TAA missed, rice did absolutely nothing 

The only thing Rice did here was ensure all 5 of those players were onside.

DVB

47 minutes ago, Louis said:

Interestingly, I went to collect my tickets at The Recreation Ground (Aldershot’s stadium) I went into the club shop, requested my 4 tickets which I brought online via Aldershot’s ticketing site, and the lady behind the desk said they weren’t there. So 2nd time lucky I will try again today.

To be fair it's a while away, they probably haven't released the tickets yet.

5 minutes ago, Louis said:

He is. So is John Bishop. God for bid if they beat the Baggies!

Few games before West Brom 1st obviously, Chesterfield away on Saturday, Woking (H) Boxing Day and Woking (A) NYD.

It'll be great preparation. All of those teams are bigger than West Brom.

32 minutes ago, birdman said:

Anyone listen to Souness talking about world class players on Talkshite? I actually agree with what he was saying but interesting Emi's name wasn't mentioned. Can only assume he doesnt think he is or is simply fixated on traditional "big teams". I would consider Emi world class but its clearly a very subjective matter. Thing is he was instrumental in winning Copa America, world cup and now a huge part of Villa's resurgence plus officially world number 1 keeper. What do you have to do to get that recognition?

If the term "world class" doesn't apply to Emi, then it's a meaningless term as far as I'm concerned.