The Moustache of Teale

2 hours ago, CarryOnVilla said:

He mentioned he doubled the sleeve sponsor too

The deal is so big we now need a wizard’s sleeve to fit it on

21 minutes ago, Follyfoot said:

ReRewind not fade away, rerewind not fade away

2 hours ago, rjw63 said:

People need to read shit like this, might open their eyes a bit when they come out with the "should have all the Midlands teams in the top flight" bollocks.

The other Midlands teams can all **** off and go bust, green eyed words removed the lot of 'em.

Couldn’t agree more. I can only suspect that those people don’t live in the Birmingham or West Midlands area itself and don’t have to put up with these jizz stains in every day life.

I do, and it’s why I was punching the air in elation, Unai Emery-style, when SHA got relegated and the Tesco Bags got hammered in the play-offs. 

1 hour ago, useless said:

I hope we don't lose Duran, but if we do Samu Omorodion could be an interesting replacement

Also a good cure for diarrhoea.

51 minutes ago, MaVilla said:

did Udinese need a win to stay up?, looking at the table as long as they matched or bettered Empoli's result, they would have stayed up?

Up until the dying moments a draw would have been enough to keep them up. But Empoli scored in the 93rd minute to beat Roma so that goal from Big Keinan kept them up. 

48 minutes ago, bobzy said:

Apparently Rosenior has rejected the role  

Where have you seen this? Great news if true - a man of intelligence and integrity 

56 minutes ago, Tom13 said:

I'm almost positive Barkley is listed incorrectly as 6'2"

I thought the same. There’s inverse Elphick theorem at work here. 

7 minutes ago, TRO said:

There is some impressive low hung fruit out there.....

2 minutes ago, I Make Pies said:

Can't believe I'm saying this but I'd rather Leeds won the final. I hate watching Southampton - slow, backwards and sideways possession for the sake of possession mixed in with plenty of diving and feigning injury from all their players.

Yet they’ve scored the 3 most goals in the division, but also conceded 63. They’ve been involved in a lot of high-scoring games so it can’t all be boring.

Turning into a bit of a humping. Southampton have been decent - more than capable of beating Leeds, fingers crossed. 

I wish @Teale's 'tache could design our kits. You’ve come up with some beauties sir.

2 hours ago, meregreen said:

When both clubs actually reside within the same City, it will inevitably cause that rivalry to be more intense. That proximity to each other can engender a febrile intensity. No way do those rivalries between Newcastle and Sunderland, or Nottingham and Derby even come close to us and the noses. I think only Celtic and Rangers top us for hostility. But there are other non football factors at play there.

Not sure I agree on Newcastle v Sunderland. My wife’s from the north east and we spend a fair bit of time up there. They absolutely hate one another and derby days are a complete war zone - not that dissimilar to Villa - SHA. 

4 minutes ago, NorthernGordon said:

I was taking my missus to Vegas next year.  She's gonna leave me when she hears that plans have changed  

I’ll take her up the strip for you 

18 minutes ago, alreadyexists said:

Ederson doesn’t look right at all… not sure he should play on really

I agree, with the new hairstyle and beard he looks like a goat. 

8 minutes ago, GlobalVillan said:

Here is another gem from SHA:

"You always have to think ahead. They have peaked. We are on the up."

 

The window lickers are still in the denial stage of grief. They’ll turn angry next week.

How else can being relegated to the third tier of English football be “on the up”?