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Gollini must have trained at the Guzan academy...

Tish saved Shitohko there...

Here comes Jackie!

Elphick scared me.

The sort of chances we should really be creating. Almost a goal.

Just now, maqroll said:

elphick and gollini kind of look alike

Golhick is a great center keeper.

Just now, Demitri_C said:

first ten minutes we are lacking that midfield creative spark. great tackle captain

Neither have Wednesday, to be fair. Seems like the teams are both having a bit of a shake-off.

24 minutes ago, Zatman said:

When was last time Lerner went to a game? cup final probably

'Lerner' and 'Went to a Game' don't mix together as sentences, sorry.

2 minutes ago, sexbelowsound said:

Look very nervous so far. Understandable.

Easily expected from a new side with high standards. Will settle in after about 10 minutes.

1 minute ago, bose said:

It's the first game of the season, lets back a bit off with the negativity until we've at least played a few minutes.

What if we concede in the first few seconds? How will we be optimistic then?

Ah, there comes that wave of pessimism. Knew the good vibes were going to end some time...

The best part about this pic is that he doesn't look like he is sitting in a fancy executive box. Very pleasing.

Just now, TrentVilla said:

I'm guessing the lad isn't related to Paddy.

Seems a 'lil young for his own twitter account...

 Official.

7 hours ago, dont_do_it_doug. said:

My business partner probably wouldn't care! Though he probably would like me to point out that one of the vans is for sale, though between me and you it's an absolute shed and is probably worth less than the diesel in it. Let the bidding commence. 

I bid Agbonlahor. Wait, how much is that worth? *ponders*

Meh, £0 should get it, right?

1 minute ago, Demitri_C said:

There is a report today that Newcastle are now ready to sell mitrovic. I woulwould definitely test the waters and put a bid in if they are willing to sell. Might not sell to a promotion rival but worth a go. I think him and mccormack up top would be lethal 

I'd do this just to see the reaction from Newcastle fans on Twitter...

18 hours ago, dont_do_it_doug. said:

Not at all. 

I just think he's slightly less abhorrent than Clinton. You're asking me which steaming pile of turd I want as figurehead of the most powerful nation on earth. 

Honestly, close your mind to the spoon-fed media and do some proper research into the woman. Money laundering, corruption, lies, deceit. This is a person who stored highly classified documents on a server her basement, knowing full well she was breaking the law. Then lied about it to the FBI. She accepts £250k a pop for delivering speeches to powerful corporations but refuses to make public the content of these speeches. Assuming they were ever delivered. Oh and her husband is a rapist, never mind Trumps missus and their issues.

She should be in prison, not running for president. 

OT FTW!

TL;DR: The USA is royally ****** any way they go.

8 minutes ago, omariqy said:

Not going to believe it until it is on the OS.

It should be 'Not going to believe it until Xia tweets about it'

4 minutes ago, AshVilla said:

Replacing gabby with anyone that can score goals and not break down injured every other game would be an instant upgrade

Replacing Gabby with anyone would be an instant upgrade

flabby is leaving

Just now, TrentVilla said:

Not unless he is bad at maths.

I'm not one to think a billionaire and someone who studied at Harvard/almost studied at China's top university is bad at maths

7 minutes ago, Farlz said:

7-8 new players christ

Probably including the 4 we've already signed

2 hours ago, Pilchard said:

@Deisler123 You are a credit to the message board and it is a better place with you on it

Thoroughly agreed. Provides logic and much-needed insight into situations people can get... carried away with.

Just now, alreadyexists said:

Would anyone have Ashley Young back? I would jump at the chance, but can't see it happening.

Maybe, but would probably be quite expensive in terms of wages...