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3 minutes ago, TRO said:

If the white cat is sitting on his lap at the next meeting( Dr Tone), be ready for RDM's seat to go through the floor.

1 minute ago, Davkaus said:

And we were against a team whose record transfer is £4.75m, set over ten years ago 

Not sure if mad, or mad.

Time to dust off our 'Out Out Out' posters?

Anyone got Sherwood's phone number? At least we occasionally won games under him.

Shit.

1 minute ago, Chewie said:

Surely giving 8 minutes added time to a Villa team comes under cruel and unusual punishment? There are treaties about this sort of thing!

Human Rights Act?

1 minute ago, dudevillaisnice said:

No midfield so Gollini is kicking it long to absolutely nobody.

Are we the only team in the world who plays a 3-5-2 and still has a non-existent midfield?

Just now, foreveryoung said:

Was gonna say time to try a foreign manager, then realised RDM is Foreign.

Time to try a South American manager

If we don't win, it'll be our joint-second away win-less streak ever. Definitely didn't get that fact from the BBC preview.

Just now, ermie123 said:

Its for squeaky bum time you naughty man 

Still applies

1 minute ago, ermie123 said:

Any tissues?

Sorry mate, only got small single-ply snippets. Whatever you're doing will probably go straight through it.

1 minute ago, jon_c said:

I always say, when you need to mix it up, a game changing sub, a tactical masterstroke, bringing on a left back for an even worse left back is the decision to make.

Just now, sidcow said:

Would be nice to play in a league where we win most weeks to be fair. 

Vanarama North?

1 minute ago, villanwesty88 said:

Amavi can't be fully fit yet, suppose it makes sense

He's been subbed on and off or about 2 and a half months now, most footballers recovering from a season-long injury are usually pretty close to being back to full fitness at that point. The fact we have a world class rehab coach is also something to note.

Just now, tomaspg said:

Missed the first half, how have we been looking?

Same, but as far as i'm aware it's been a bit of a bore.

Probably most likely to be 4.2bn Yuan. £4.5bn would probably be enough to have it reach Western media.

Just now, NurembergVillan said:

WSDFAFC

NurembergVillan.exe is not responding. Do you want to close it?

I've got cyanide in the back of my car if anyone wants some.

Just now, leemond2008 said:

what happens if the score stays 2-1? do we get 3 points then?

3 points? What's that?

What's happened? I'm not sure what you're talking about. I've never heard of a 'goal' being paired up with 'Villa'...

So, let me get the facts straight. The blouse, who don't even have a **** scouting system in place, currently have double the amount of points we have.

We are utter pisswank.

5 minutes ago, Djemba_Villan said:

We can't moan at RDM for Gary Gardner. RDM couldn't help Tish and Jedinak picking up injuries. 

Yet we can moan at him for not getting any good backup players...

1 minute ago, Pilchard said:

Forest not kept a clean sheet all season. 

Well, that record will end fairly quickly...

5 minutes ago, spiezels said:

II went back for a mates wedding last weekend and thought to myself "aah I'll pop down sports direct and get the new home shirt" 

They had 1 Large Boys and 1 Medium boys shirts hidden away behind a bunch of random teams in the whole store, no away shirts. 

Thats pretty shocking considering its proximity and the fair number of Villa fans that live there. 

Of course you can't get a Villa shirt there, it's owned by Mike "Phillip Green" Ashley!

6 hours ago, sidcow said:

Being Chinese owned as well we would be an essential part of the tourist trip for any Chinese visitors. 

I'd like to also add on that Stratford-Upon-Avon is very popular with Chinese tourists, and Villa Park is barely an hours drive away from there on a good day.