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meme

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  1. It's fun to look at all these players from last season who have left now on Villatalk. Always from 'Great signing, will do amazing in a Villa shirt' to 'At last, that shit footballer's gone'

     

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  2. 1 minute ago, KSV said:

    **** it bring Gabby back. Sick of this lack of options off the bench. Like Kozak is going to score a double now isnt he. At least Gabby has pace to scare the shit championship defenders. They dont even have to mark Kozak thats how shit he is

    Agreed. Even Gabby is better than some of the tripe we have, and what am i saying is this what we've actually come to

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  3. 43 minutes ago, mikeyjavfc said:

    Haha this is fantastic.  The AVFC_Religon tweet has already been deleted in shame. Might as well shut down the Villa ITK accounts now as none will have any credibility left soon.

    It's hilarious, they're now blaming Birmingham Mail. If the guy running it had any brains, they'd know full well that BM are a ****ty source... :crylaugh:

  4. 3 minutes ago, DK82 said:

    AgentDave's wife: I think this is it, the pains,I tihink the baby is coming Dave!

    AgentDave sits on twitter, looking over his shoulder occasionally as his wife struggles with her overnight bags.
     

    AgenDave's wife: Dave, please, call the hospital, we need to...

    AgentDave interrupts his wife's angered cries: "I don't want to worry you love, but I think you're pregnant"

    AgentDave's Wife's Funeral:

    Vicar: "Today we mourn the light in everybody's eyes: AgentDave's Wife."

    *coffin lowered*

    AgentDave: "I don't want to worry you, my beautiful wife, but you look a little ill to me. Nevermind, let's have sex"

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  5. 7 minutes ago, sexbelowsound said:

    I'm going to guess he is more defence minded as he used to play centre back.

    Wheres the beard though? Too clean cut for my liking.

    He has a beard, it's just too long for the laws of science to comprehend, rendering it invisible.

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