meme

But... What if both teams played this lineup? Who would win? 

46 minutes ago, villanwesty88 said:

N'Zogbia was no where near as bad as Lescott in my opinion. Obviously quite difficult to compare them because of their positions but when Charles was a mainstay in the side we never rolled over like we did with Lescott in the team (for an entire season). Plus Lescott's conduct off the field when he claims to be a 'fan' cements him as the most disliked player I've seen in a Villa shirt for me. 

Spot on.

56 minutes ago, It's Your Round said:

In the meantime Dr Tony will construct a pair of bionic knees for Joleon in his secret lair.... 

He could only make them last a day, otherwise he'd fit them onto everyone...

57 minutes ago, TheStagMan said:

Yes, they had to buy a calendar

He started running back in the Aztec days and he was still running as the calendar ended...

1 minute ago, AJ said:

Fits into the squad like that funny looking tetris piece you need to complete 4 lines.

46 minutes ago, dounavilla said:

We have a few Cocks in our squad that need removing.

Very small cocks, might I add...

3 minutes ago, Ponky said:

I reckon a suite of Chuck Norris-esque memes might be the go for our Mile.

As the graphic appears to show, we can't even beat our own team...

34 minutes ago, dounavilla said:

I wish he would knock me out...

Absolutely shocked... Rest in Peace...

29 minutes ago, TrentVilla said:

Fernandez at QPR or Gold at West Ham are the closest in English football but not quite the same.

Darragh MacAnthony of Peterborough is very similar, even forwarding tweets to club staff like Xia.

https://twitter.com/DMAC102

Was on the speculation thread but Xia has spoken about him!

3 minutes ago, Phumfeinz said:

I need to ask, what's with the random link to John Lewis at the bottom? 

I believe it's a forum feature where anything shopping-related gets automatically hyperlinked.

Rumours circulating on Twitter about the Technical Director being Steve Round. Any thoughts?

http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/aston-villa/transfers/verein/405/saison_id/2016

Transfermarkt have some pretty exact numbers on the ins and outs.

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Ross McCormack Secondary Striker

29

Fulham FC Championship

£12.16m

1 minute ago, sidcow said:

Take 1 Tommy Elphick,  add water.

I did that with the Gabby Agbonlahor Good Player Kit... All it produced was a fattening burger

4 minutes ago, rodders0223 said:

A journalist you say?

Must be true then. Just need a politician to confirm it.

Donald Clinton would be a great choice.

2 minutes ago, Pembers said:

Chester is available to play tomorrow according to Wyness on Twitter. 

 

Made it by a minute?

Hail the great Keith Wyness...

Indykalia told me we're signing Messi this afternoon. He is obviously correct.

Some idiots can really be laughable...

2 hours ago, alreadyexists said:

 I thought I was a De Laet-ful play on words.

4 minutes ago, alreadyexists said:

I'd be De Laet-ed if he joined.

1 minute ago, wilko154 said:

I know Xia doesn't speak great English, but this isn't the quality 'midfielder' I was expecting...