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11 minutes ago, KJT123 said:

Aston Villa getting a bit busy.

1 minute ago, StefanAVFC said:

Gollini looks sheepish.

Golhick's worked his socks off all training, give him a break!

EnergyBet announced as Betting Partner. They did some graphics containing our worst players (at least the one on the right and centre) holding a Villa shirt as well, looking depressed as ever...

https://www.avfc.co.uk/News/2016/08/03/energybet confirmed

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Aston Villa is pleased to announce EnergyBet as our new Official Betting Partner.  

Aston Villa Head of Partnerships Peter Wright said: “We are delighted to add EnergyBet as our Official Betting Partner for the UK and Europe. 

Just now, dn1982 said:

When does the window close for a technical director? I can't believe we are buying players instead of filling this role. Xia out!! 

The window period is from 1st July 2016 to 1st July 2017. Absolutely shocking that there is just 11 months to go and Xia still hasn't secured one. Xia out! 

https://twitter.com/NUFCrumour

This account is feking hilarious. Screams at Villa fans for being 'obsessed', yet he obviously has never read his own tweets. Seems more focused on Villa than 'NUFC Rumours'

Still no Technical Director...

Score?

1 minute ago, Pilchard said:

If he's good: Ross McScoremack.

How about Scot McScoremack?

Nicknames, anyone?

The Scottish Yorke seems like a good start.

5 minutes ago, Delphinho123 said:

--------------Bamford-------------

Grealish----McCormack----Ayew

------Morrison----Tshibola-------

.....Nice.

Ayew is a second striker, putting him behind Maccy would make both players much stronger.

Nelson Semedo for RB anyone? Rated highly in Portugal and could vastly improve in the next two seasons.

Just now, tomaspg said:

solid signing, should be able to double our score tally from last season!

To be fair, a defender from non-league would probably be able to do that...

Just now, lapal_fan said:

No u need a ditto, idiot.

I couldn't afford a ditto. I use myself as a placeholder. Works 10% of the time, scars me the other 90%.

19 hours ago, lapal_fan said:

C'mon guys, don't give up yet! Look at the next gen Pokémon's we can look forward to!

I sure am excited to breed my Man and Woman.

They're in the same egg group, right?

1 minute ago, sharkyvilla said:

I often find it hard to tell which foot Gestede is stronger with.

I honestly find it hard to tell if Gestede even has feet.

Odds-On Ian Holloway suddenly rating Rossy the worst player outside the Premier League, and tip us for relegation.

2 minutes ago, Holtern8 said:

Interesting he can't get a game for Scotland? Can someone sugar coat this for me please?

Every time the Scotland manager tries to ring up Fulham's manager, Fulham always say no because they don't understand the accent...

Just now, Pilchard said:

Unless he has deleted it, you've been pranked.

The pranker has become the pranked. Falling for my own trick...

Just now, JAMAICAN-VILLAN said:

Is this real? Or another photoshop job?

You might want to look at the number of retweets.

2 minutes ago, The Moustache of Teale said:

So to summarise the situation on this forum today:

We've been clamouring for a proven goal scorer and today we've bid £12M for one.

BUT he's not worth that despite the fact we have a billionaire owner and it's not our money. And he's too old. And fat. Oh, and slow. In spite of all that he's been prolific for the last 3 seasons.

HOWEVER we have no intention of actually buying him, and regardless of that he's turned us down and agreed to join Norwich. Irrespective of all that, Sky Bet have him as huge odds on favourite to sign for Villa.

Is there anything I've missed?

HE also runs a terrible cafe that sells Flabby Burgers.

All consumers of the Flabby Burger notice vastly increased weight, a sudden loss in football ability and more.

Just now, Warnock said:

Boring hell, change the record...

Sorry, but our Premier League branded CD-Player broke...

Cool.

3 minutes ago, Delphinho123 said:

I'd have him in the team over Gestede all day long. 

I'd have a non-league striker over Gestede all day long...

17 minutes ago, Demitri_C said:

surely end of kozak?

Did Kozak even have a beginning?