AJ

54 minutes ago, Follyfoot said:

I stir the cement bucket on site with mine

Tried that once, and never again.

Had to bash it with a hammer just to take a piss.

I knew a guy who had a one inch dick.

His name was Justin.

I agree with pretty much everything that has been said. The captaincy shouldn't have been taken off Mings in the first place, but McGinn has made the role his own, and it would feel wrong to take it off him now. for me, Mings is the only choice for club captain.

We are not only blessed with a decent core of on pitch leaders which includes Emi M, but also the future looks bright with some potential leaders of the future, particularly Ezri, JJ, and possibly Doug. 

The future is looking bright.

Surprised he is able to get another job, wherever it may be. He was so bad here, it is hard to imagine anyone being able to look him in the eye anymore.

Without laughing.

1 hour ago, Enda said:

Take my dick away, and I’m absolutely useless in bed.

You would have trouble scoring too?

On 07/05/2023 at 02:14, av1 said:

Ok whatever, what about making them look like prime Barcelona? That’s just posting for effect because it’s utterly rubbish. 

Alright, I have calmed down.

My actual point stands. The Wolves defence was shit, but lucky for them, our ability to score was even worse. I can see how Brighton managed to put 6 past them. The thing is with football, if you don't score goals, you can't win.

Yes, my Barcelona quip was a bit over the top, and I should have used a better comparison or tried to be funnier, but posting for effect?

Yeah, whatever champ.

6 minutes ago, av1 said:

Eh? That’s nonsense. We were by far the better team, just lacked a cutting edge. 

90 + minutes of football, and we couldn't score against that defence?

No, we were shit.

Wolves were shit, and were there for the taking.

Instead we played even shitter, making them look like prime Barcelona.

What's with Traore's hair?

He looks like he left the iron on and fell asleep on it.

Unless he can play Right Back, then meh.

After 2 goals disallowed, we score the first goal, then ManU counter almost immediately, and it goes into halftime at 1-1.

We score our second goal around the 55th minute. 2-1!

A very dubious foul is committed around the 88th minute, and Manure are awarded a penalty. Final score, 2-2.

I have started watching 8 out of 10 cats does countdown lately.

I went there for Jimmy Carr, but I stayed there for Sean Lock.

Sean Lock is brilliant. The guy doesn't know how to be not funny.  

Absolute defending masterclass.

The phallus faced waistcoat botherer will still choose Maguire over him though.

8 minutes ago, briny_ear said:

Oh no, people are now starting to diss xG and I still haven’t found out what it is.

ex Gerrard?

That game was as if Unai found the cheat codes to football, and made every player select god mode.

This is the best Villa team I have seen in a long time.

24 minutes ago, osmark86 said:

It is well documented that this action was performed by Kanye

Isn't that the name of his new album?

Ten songs about the Kardashians. Just what the world needs.

A piece of string goes to a bar one night.

After a few hours, he starts getting a bit messy and starts playing up. Security then kicks him out of the pub.

Feeling a bit dejected that his night has ended too early, he goes home, ties a knot in the top bit of his body, then starts to brush above it quite vigourously until it is all fluffy, then heads back down to the pub.

The bouncer spots him and yells out " Oi! Aren't you that piece of string we kicked out an hour ago?"

" No. I am afraid not."

6 hours ago, StefanAVFC said:

 

Yes Tucker, I have learnt one thing.

With the inciteful and intentionally leading bullshit you frequently spew out, you must really hate your country.

Absolutely despicable oxygen thief.

I won't eat anything from Macca's, KFC, " Burger King", or any of those fast food franchise places unless I am desperate and/or lazy.

I can't trust anything made by teenagers who don't give a shit.

Severed finger.