AJ

When Gareth takes his kid to the park, he buys two ice creams.

They are both for himself.

I am hoping either Malta or Maguire brings the score level.

17 minutes ago, stewiek2 said:

My endoscopy 3 weeks ago was more entertaining.

Did you have five at the back too?

Gareth Southgate goes to the zoo to throw shit at the monkeys.

2 minutes ago, KAZZAM said:

Sold out?? I see loads of empty seats. 

The tickets Gareth gave out to his friends.

When Southgate eventually goes, I fear for any club that hires him as their manager.

The thing is, there was some small murmurings about Qatar having the world cup before it started, but it kicked off mostly during the cup itself. With all the protests, the pseudo virtue signaling, and the moaning about Qatar, FIFA would have been loving it, because the anger wasn't directed at them, for being the corrupt enabling pricks that they are.

To put it analogy wise, your mate takes your dog into your bedroom and encourages it to poop on your pillow. Instead of getting angry with your mate, you direct your anger at the dog. A couple of days later, your mate, feeling a good sense of impunity, takes your dog back up into your bedroom again.

The real issue isn't the countries hosting the cup. Its the greedy corrupt anti football scum that enable it.

On 12/11/2023 at 21:44, limpid said:

And the second "T" stood for what?

No, What starts with "W", you silly goose. 

On 12/11/2023 at 04:27, Demitri_C said:

And I would have gotten away with it if we didn't sell our pesky talented kids.

Edit

8 minutes ago, It's Your Round said:

Still 5th lads, don’t get too carried away with the despair. 

5th is the new 11th.

6 hours ago, stewiek2 said:

Luckily staying with friends so all good 

In that case, avoid the jacuzzi.

Jim Jefferies, Dave Chappelle, Jimmy Carr, and Birmingham City Football Club.

These are a list of my favourite comedy acts.

Oh dear.

I could imagine the sprays Rooney is giving the players now.

" I got more energy out of the shags at the nursing home than from you lot".

20 minutes ago, The_Rev said:

 

This was his post. 

Ridiculous to be sacked for that.

7 hours ago, Pongo Waring said:

Free Zaniolo 

Don't think so. We still have to pay Galatasaray.

On 15/10/2023 at 23:32, Follyfoot said:

Club of the people,

Club that carries the City’s name

Club that doesn’t need help from them lot up the road

Club with strong links to the car manufacturing industry

A large, tolerant loyal fan base, who just keep right on regardless of fortune 

A club who supporters are able to drink anywhere they want, but mainly in town

Fat Barry 

Barry Fry

The Kumars 

Big Dong 

etc

 

Let's not forget the toilet bikes.

I mean, how often after an excruciating shit do you have the urge to hop on a bike and pedal your heart out until the burning in your anus goes away?

They really do know what their people want.

19 minutes ago, KevinRichardsonsMoustache said:

I just heard Southgate's comments in playing Henderson (and, by extension, McGuire). I think he’s lost the plot. It’s like on Football Manager when you do well and sign so many superb players that you simply can’t accommodate them in your team. You end up just reverting to the old boys, rather than trying to build.
 

He looks increasingly isolated and ridiculous. I say this as someone who respects his achievements as England coach and what he has done with the setup. But what the hell is he thinking atm?

Just hazarding a guess, I would say he is thinking about unicycles, how they work, are they fun, and would he look good riding one while wearing a waistcoat and a 10 gallon hat.

33 minutes ago, Kingman said:

Who's Stan? 

Common name for their Brother Dad.

34 minutes ago, Dodgyknees said:

Gareth Southgate got a paper cut and told friends he almost lost his life. 

Gareth Southgate gets medical advice from Patrick Bamford.

On 13/10/2023 at 03:27, rodders0223 said:

Because everyone is telling him to pick Sterling now so obviously he isn't. Just like everyone was telling him to drop him so naturally he didn't.

I genuinely think he just does the opposite of what people think to prove he's a big man. I bet he's got a tiny todger

Gareth Southgate accidentally walked into a wall while naked with an erection.

He broke his nose.