AJ

Gareth decided to have the " birds and the bees" talk with his children.

Gareth learnt alot.

1 hour ago, HanoiVillan said:

When his wife asks him what he's looking at on his laptop, he shuts it quickly and says unconvincingly "it's just pornography, don't worry!"

Gareth got frightened when he clicked on his searches for "trimmed bush".

While he was away in school, Gareth's parents would change their address alot... without telling Gareth.

Gareth won't select Ollie because he doesn't think the team needs any more right backs.

Gareth Southgate uses two hats to form his team lineup.

The first hat contains all the players names.

The second hat contains the positions.

He should just quit football and focus on being Joseph Fiennes stunt double.

" OK Gareth. We will go through this again. While the women are beating you to death, we want you to let out screams of pain. And FFS Gareth, no more giggling."

I had to check the programming to make sure I had the right game.

I thought we were playing Burnley, but it looks like we are playing Aston Villa 2016.

1 hour ago, JAMAICAN-VILLAN said:

Jamaican girls have made history.

Incredible!

Held Brazil and through to knockouts.

Bare in mind, these girls had to seek crowd funding just to be financed to get there!

Congrats. They have done well. 

38 minutes ago, foreveryoung said:

Anyone watching the NZL game, no way was that offside, she actually already struck the ball when it was checked.

Yes, she looked onside to me. Also, the Filipino goalie seems to be getting a free pass on time wasting. You could even hear the crowd counting out the time the goalie has the ball in her hands.

6 hours ago, rjw63 said:

Beelzebub Francis was the first regular diver I remember seeing at the football.

I’ll say no more.

Goes down in the box one last time.

1 minute ago, BleedClaretAndBlue said:

Haha Em1 signing shirts, just not the kid holding the Arsenal one

Avoid the Chelsea ones too, in case they are hiding a contract in it.

4 minutes ago, Kiwivillan said:

As if Howard wasn't bad enough he just gave Buendia MotM

What the F?

His eyes are painted on, I am sure of it.

Good entertaining game.

Emi B uncontested MOTM.

Good save from Olsen.

Just now, Tom13 said:

Caruso is McLeish ain't he.

Could be. 

You never see them together in the same place.

David Caruso is now a linesman?

Commentators trying to sell off our players.

Arseholes.

3 minutes ago, Captain_Townsend said:

Announce the title.

F: Newcastle USA: Mon July 24 00:00

Awesome awesome Emi!

Now keep that up for another 10 months.

Loving it from Emi B.

Beast mode: Activated.

10 hours ago, El Zen said:

I’ve come to expect football to get increasingly worse before it collapses or becomes unrecognisable. Hyper-commercialised and VAR-tainted, with a hefty dose of sportswashing. The Premier League beyond Villa games is of little interest to me, the Champions League even less so. I didn’t watch a second of the last World Cup and international football in general is just something that interferes with the club calendar for me. 

Lower league football from England and Germany is better fun, and while sadly VAR-tainted, at least the Norwegian league is too small to be subject to hyper-commerce and sportswashing. I just want to watch 22 guys kick a ball around, jump and sing and have a party, and to celebrate when my team scores. I want proper football fans in the stands who are passionate about their clubs and create a proper atmosphere. I just want to have the game I love and dedicate so much of my time and money to. I don’t want greedy c***s, gloryhunters and human rights abusers to steal it. 

I agree with pretty much everything you have to say.

Me personally I am done with international football. Unless FIFA gets a total overhaul (wish!), the World Cup can do one.

I can only watch Villa now. I don't expect them to win the league anytime soon, as that door has been nailed shut, but I like the warm fuzzy feeling a win gives me.

I don't know him too well, but would Ainsley Maitland-Niles be a good pick up?

He is a free agent, his stats are quite solid, and can play on the wing and fullback, positions we should look at having cover for.

As said, I don't know a great deal about him, but if anyone who has watched him play, would he be a good addition?

13 minutes ago, Vive_La_Villa said:

Think of Spanish defenders that have joined Villa so can write some crappy line about which one they turn out like. 

It’s really poor and you could probably find better articles on the transfer written by someone on VT. 

Pau Torres good.

He now Villa.

7 minutes ago, troon_villan said:

In a cats what exactly??

Ask Zouma.