mrbojangles

I think people should, unfortunately I cant as im diabetic but its only 20 mins out your way and saves lives

Whats the difference between Kenny Dalglish and Roy Hodgeson?

F**k all by the looks of things

Bristol police investigating the Joanna Yeates case say the murderer stole one of her socks. . . . Am I the only person thinking Heather Mills?!?!?

Oh yeah I also met Adam Woodyatt (Ian Beale) and my mate shouted W****R.

My dads mate is Andy Grays postman and my cousin is Kamaras postman . . . Unbelievable

I appeard on sky once while celebrating a try at Wakefield Wildcats (Rugby League)

I live in Warwick and supposed to be travelling on the train up north to Wakefield for Christmas on Thursday, just keeping my fingers crossed the snow keeps away as I have no back up plan so would be a very shite Christmas with just me and the missus.

ha ha had that on a text but still didnt click at first, I was gonna comment saying see they didnt take your computer. Put a little smile on my face after all the doom and gloom on the villa talk page.

^didnt we have one of these before? If I remember rightly there was an office paint drawing, I would like to see one of these again however to the point that is very irritating and i cant belive you managed to keep your cool. I would have been right out the car having a right go.

I voted dont care and my reason is as follows. He has not had a transfer market to bring in and get rid of players. The injury list so far has been pretty immense and he has not been abl to utilise a fit squad so far. On the other hand the stunt that he pulled at Anfield has angered me as well as others and even with an injury list that we have I think we have the class if he utilises it properly to be getting better results than we have been getting.

If it was yes no I would prob side on the get him out side. It will be interesting to see what if anything happens in January. I will reserve ultimate judgment until then.

I hope things get better before then but dont see it somehow.

As always UTV

just found out i am going to watch Watford vs Leicester tomorrow and sitting in the box, being taken by a supplier from work. Cant wait!!!

Two guys are sat in a pub together when one turns to the other and says -

"I shagged your mum last night we did everything - doggy, missionary and reverse cowgirl, then I licked her bum while she put her finger up mine. Then she sucked me and the inevitable happened.

The other guy puts down his pint and says "Lets go home dad, I think youve had enough".

man comes home to find his 17 year old daughter with a dildo up her "WHAT THE F**K YOU DOING" he shouts.

"well you wont let me have a boyfriend so this is my substitute" she replies.

The next night the daughter comes home to find her dad with a pink dildo up his arse drinking a can of lager.

"WHAT THE F**K YOU DOING" she shouts.

He replies . . . .

"Having a beer with your boyfriend"

People who rfer to their phone as a Blackberry or iPhone...

Oh let me just ring him on my Blackberry....

It a **** phone you clearing in the woods!!!!!

Along these lines at the end of an email

sent from my I phone.

AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!! I dont care

as long as you say its a protest you can smash up what you like and cause mayhem. Makes me sick and this is supposed to be the future of tomorrow

well cheesed off. I buy the new kit every year and will not be wasting my money this year very dissapointed with the club and Nike.

I had wondered about that. If you used your power quite often you would end up ageing a lot faster than you should compaired with your friends and family.

still sat at work but a little excited about this weekend. Indian tonight, Horse racing to watch tomoz after work. Grand Prix on Sunday. Perfect

That truly is awesome ^^

what about going for a job in a suit shop like Moss and wearing jeans and a t shirt. Just say I havent got a suit but when I get the job I will get one and use my staff discount.

mrbojangles wrote:

I used to work at a place where any applications that had a second class stamp on the front were binned. There was so many applications. My point at the time was what about the people who wouldnt even fork out on a stamp and hand delivered it. . . . Apparentley that was acceptable.

TBF you do need some standards when applying to be head philatelist.

quality, just had to google philatelist first though to appreciate the comment

I used to work at a place where any applications that had a second class stamp on the front were binned. There was so many applications. My point at the time was what about the people who wouldnt even fork out on a stamp and hand delivered it. . . . Apparentley that was acceptable.

Eye contact is important, dont stare them down but then again dont look at the floor when talking. A good handshake, dont try and break their hand tho. Be 10 minutes early, shows punctuality. Dont babble and go off track, stick to the question asked.

good advice and always helps to research the company a little, it shows you are interested and have taken the initiative to find out a little more about them and what they do, how many outlets they have etc etc

whats the interview for?

ha ha good point rev. Will have a think