Does Heskey have a sense of humour???
If he does how about to the theme of "Dominic the Donkey", as played on Radio 1 by Chris Moyles...
Jigga-de-jig, EEE-ORE EEE-ORE, its Heskey the donkey,
Jigga-de-jig, EEE-ORE EEE-ORE, the Aston Villa donkey,
La la laaaa, la la la lala la la,
La la laaaa, la la la lala la la,
I reckon he'd take it in good spirit