Chewie

Like every other half time team talk from motivator, Brucey

New thread up...

Welcome to the Premier League 2017/18 VT prediction league, you can join in at any time during the tournament but please make sure you follow the instructions carefully. However, if you are just thinking about just playing for a single week, or are going to lose interest after a couple of weeks, then do us all a time saving favour and don't bother playing. -- Why Premier League, Villa are in the Championship? -- We did the Championship last year and it was a slog. There are just too many mid-week games per season to keep up with, so it's back to the Premier League. -- I see a Villa prediction, what gives? -- If Villa play in the Championship on the weekend of Premier League fixtures then I will include the Villa game as a bonus prediction. Getting the correct results for the Villa game will give you 2 points instead of 1, and the correct score will get you 4 points instead of 3. -- Making a Prediction -- Head on over to https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Q0EQFXauzVahxeUprjXRBbVa_G4VEWKVYWt9Dzw4pec/edit#gid=1909018254 Make sure you are selecting the right sheet for the Gameweek (inactive sheets will be fully locked) Find the first 'blank' entry with all scores set as '0-0' and 'ENTER YOUR NAME HERE' as the name Green Cells are for you to enter stuff into, all other cells are not! Fill in your predicted scores for each game When entering your name, make sure it is EXACTLY the same as your VT name and that it doesn't have any erroneous spaces and is CaSe SeNsEtIvE Incorrectly entered names, even if it is just a space at the start or a capital letter, will result in tracking errors throughout the tournament Once your prediction is complete, copy the cells within the dotted line and post them into this VT thread If you do not post the results correctly into this thread then your prediction will be ignored Thread banter is encouraged! Gameweek already started? No problem you can still play, just put the score for the games you have missed as N/A, e.g Fulham N/A - N/A Villa -- When will prediction threads be posted up? -- Generally I will try and post threads on Tuesday or Wednesday of each week, but this may slip at times. Just keep an eye on the forum and it'll be there before the games start. Gameweek matches will follow those as laid out on the Fantasy Football Fixtures Page let me know if I miss something due to a game being moved or postponed etc. -- Previous Gameweek Results -- Name Result Points Score Points Total Points Czechlad 7 9 16 imavillan 8 7 15 rubberman 7 6 13 Demitri_C 9 3 12 andykeenan 7 3 10 Daniel 7 3 10 chappy 7 3 10 Chewie 9 0 9 Rodders 5 0 5 Czechlad tops the table for the week. Name Points from Correct Results Points from Correct Scores Total Points GWs Played Avg Points per GW andykeenan 193 114 307 32 9.6 Czechlad 184 121 305 32 9.5 rubberman 176 125 301 32 9.4 imavillan 176 123 299 32 9.3 Demitri_C 177 110 287 32 9.0 Chewie 194 80 274 32 8.6 Daniel 180 84 264 32 8.3 chappy 181 81 262 32 8.2 ismail-villa 168 92 260 29 9.0 villakram 135 87 222 24 9.3 Rodders 142 69 211 27 7.8 Hornso 90 58 148 17 8.7 Tripstah 21 13 34 3 11.3 Villaphan04 21 9 30 4 7.5 TheAuthority 9 0 9 2 4.5 Vive_La_Villa 6 3 9 1 9.0 PaulC 4 0 4 1 4.0 And that brings him within 2 points of andykeenan! -- My (Chewie's) Prediction for this Gameweek -- Name Home Team Away Team Guess Norwich 1 2 Villa Villa Everton 0 2 Liverpool Liverpool Bournemouth 0 1 Palace Palace Brighton 2 0 Huddersfield Brighton Leicester 2 1 Newcastle Leicester Stoke 1 3 Spurs Spurs Watford 1 0 Burnley Watford West Brom 2 1 Swansea West Brom Man City 2 1 Man Utd Man City Arsenal 3 0 Southampton Arsenal Chelsea 3 0 West Ham Chelsea Chewie -- Bets -- Each week I will aim to pick two predictors and place a quid or so on an accumulator bet for their predictions. Should we win, they'll get 10% of the winnings to be paid via Paypal. Both of the bets lost last week -- Good Luck -- Good luck to everyone for the week, and please don't be a bitch and mess with other people's predictions in the Google Sheet, there's a good girl Kick off and deadline is Saturday April 7th at 12:30pm.

Yep, the exact opposite of what a Steve Bruce Villa side does with us consistently coming 2nd, 3rd, 4th to the ball. A simple difference in culture and mentality which is one of the many reasons why they are 2nd and we are not.

New thread is up...

Welcome to the Premier League 2017/18 VT prediction league, you can join in at any time during the tournament but please make sure you follow the instructions carefully. However, if you are just thinking about just playing for a single week, or are going to lose interest after a couple of weeks, then do us all a time saving favour and don't bother playing. -- Why Premier League, Villa are in the Championship? -- We did the Championship last year and it was a slog. There are just too many mid-week games per season to keep up with, so it's back to the Premier League. -- I see a Villa prediction, what gives? -- If Villa play in the Championship on the weekend of Premier League fixtures then I will include the Villa game as a bonus prediction. Getting the correct results for the Villa game will give you 2 points instead of 1, and the correct score will get you 4 points instead of 3. -- Making a Prediction -- Head on over to https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Q0EQFXauzVahxeUprjXRBbVa_G4VEWKVYWt9Dzw4pec/edit#gid=104095070 Make sure you are selecting the right sheet for the Gameweek (inactive sheets will be fully locked) Find the first 'blank' entry with all scores set as '0-0' and 'ENTER YOUR NAME HERE' as the name Green Cells are for you to enter stuff into, all other cells are not! Fill in your predicted scores for each game When entering your name, make sure it is EXACTLY the same as your VT name and that it doesn't have any erroneous spaces and is CaSe SeNsEtIvE Incorrectly entered names, even if it is just a space at the start or a capital letter, will result in tracking errors throughout the tournament Once your prediction is complete, copy the cells within the dotted line and post them into this VT thread If you do not post the results correctly into this thread then your prediction will be ignored Thread banter is encouraged! Gameweek already started? No problem you can still play, just put the score for the games you have missed as N/A, e.g Fulham N/A - N/A Villa -- When will prediction threads be posted up? -- Generally I will try and post threads on Tuesday or Wednesday of each week, but this may slip at times. Just keep an eye on the forum and it'll be there before the games start. Gameweek matches will follow those as laid out on the Fantasy Football Fixtures Page let me know if I miss something due to a game being moved or postponed etc. -- Previous Gameweek Results -- Name Result Points Score Points Total Points ismail-villa 4 3 7 chappy 4 3 7 Chewie 3 3 6 rubberman 3 3 6 Rodders 5 0 5 andykeenan 4 0 4 Daniel 4 0 4 Demitri_C 2 0 2 Czechlad 2 0 2 imavillan 1 0 1 The little tiddler week sees imavillan with the worst score ever Name Points from Correct Results Points from Correct Scores Total Points GWs Played Avg Points per GW andykeenan 186 111 297 31 9.6 Czechlad 177 112 289 31 9.3 rubberman 169 119 288 31 9.3 imavillan 168 116 284 31 9.2 Demitri_C 168 107 275 31 8.9 Chewie 185 80 265 31 8.5 ismail-villa 168 92 260 29 9.0 Daniel 173 81 254 31 8.2 chappy 174 78 252 31 8.1 villakram 135 87 222 24 9.3 Rodders 137 69 206 26 7.9 Hornso 90 58 148 17 8.7 Tripstah 21 13 34 3 11.3 Villaphan04 21 9 30 4 7.5 TheAuthority 9 0 9 2 4.5 Vive_La_Villa 6 3 9 1 9.0 PaulC 4 0 4 1 4.0 But andykeenan stretches his legs at the top with a late surge. Need a big week from Czechlad this week! -- My (Chewie's) Prediction for this Gameweek -- Name Home Team Away Team Guess Hull 2 2 Villa Draw Palace 1 4 Liverpool Liverpool Brighton 1 2 Leicester Leicester Man Utd 3 0 Swansea Man Utd Newcastle 2 0 Huddersfield Newcastle Watford 1 0 Bournemouth Watford West Brom 1 1 Burnley Draw West Ham 1 2 Southampton Southampton Everton 1 4 Man City Man City Arsenal 2 0 Stoke Arsenal Chelsea 1 2 Spurs Spurs Chewie -- Bets -- Each week I will aim to pick two predictors and place a quid or so on an accumulator bet for their predictions. Should we win, they'll get 10% of the winnings to be paid via Paypal. Both of the bets lost last week -- Good Luck -- Good luck to everyone for the week, and please don't be a bitch and mess with other people's predictions in the Google Sheet, there's a good girl Kick off and deadline is Saturday March 31st at 12:30pm.

BMH Thread for anyone else interested -

And any side that turns up, seemingly.

I keep waiting for something positive to happen, but it doesn’t I thought we were past this capitulation.

Could do with winning a couple of headers in the ol’ box from these crosses.

New thread is up...

Welcome to the Premier League 2017/18 VT prediction league, you can join in at any time during the tournament but please make sure you follow the instructions carefully. However, if you are just thinking about just playing for a single week, or are going to lose interest after a couple of weeks, then do us all a time saving favour and don't bother playing. -- Why Premier League, Villa are in the Championship? -- We did the Championship last year and it was a slog. There are just too many mid-week games per season to keep up with, so it's back to the Premier League. -- I see a Villa prediction, what gives? -- If Villa play in the Championship on the weekend of Premier League fixtures then I will include the Villa game as a bonus prediction. Getting the correct results for the Villa game will give you 2 points instead of 1, and the correct score will get you 4 points instead of 3. -- Making a Prediction -- Head on over to https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Q0EQFXauzVahxeUprjXRBbVa_G4VEWKVYWt9Dzw4pec/edit#gid=626698763 Make sure you are selecting the right sheet for the Gameweek (inactive sheets will be fully locked) Find the first 'blank' entry with all scores set as '0-0' and 'ENTER YOUR NAME HERE' as the name Green Cells are for you to enter stuff into, all other cells are not! Fill in your predicted scores for each game When entering your name, make sure it is EXACTLY the same as your VT name and that it doesn't have any erroneous spaces and is CaSe SeNsEtIvE Incorrectly entered names, even if it is just a space at the start or a capital letter, will result in tracking errors throughout the tournament Once your prediction is complete, copy the cells within the dotted line and post them into this VT thread If you do not post the results correctly into this thread then your prediction will be ignored Thread banter is encouraged! Gameweek already started? No problem you can still play, just put the score for the games you have missed as N/A, e.g Fulham N/A - N/A Villa -- When will prediction threads be posted up? -- Generally I will try and post threads on Tuesday or Wednesday of each week, but this may slip at times. Just keep an eye on the forum and it'll be there before the games start. Gameweek matches will follow those as laid out on the Fantasy Football Fixtures Page let me know if I miss something due to a game being moved or postponed etc. -- Previous Gameweek Results -- Name Result Points Score Points Total Points chappy 8 6 14 Czechlad 9 3 12 ismail-villa 9 3 12 andykeenan 8 3 11 Daniel 7 3 10 rubberman 5 3 8 Chewie 5 0 5 Demitri_C 5 0 5 imavillan 5 0 5 Decent week for Chappy with 14 points. Name Points from Correct Results Points from Correct Scores Total Points GWs Played Avg Points per GW andykeenan 182 111 293 30 9.8 Czechlad 175 112 287 30 9.6 imavillan 167 116 283 30 9.4 rubberman 166 116 282 30 9.4 Demitri_C 166 107 273 30 9.1 Chewie 182 77 259 30 8.6 ismail-villa 164 89 253 28 9.0 Daniel 169 81 250 30 8.3 chappy 170 75 245 30 8.2 villakram 135 87 222 24 9.3 Rodders 132 69 201 25 8.0 Hornso 90 58 148 17 8.7 Tripstah 21 13 34 3 11.3 Villaphan04 21 9 30 4 7.5 TheAuthority 9 0 9 2 4.5 Vive_La_Villa 6 3 9 1 9.0 PaulC 4 0 4 1 4.0 Despite being 4th for the week, andykeenan stays top of the table by 6 points. Czechlad jumps back up to second and hot on his heels. -- My (Chewie's) Prediction for this Gameweek -- (Little tiddler of a gameweek this week!) Name Home Team Away Team Guess Bolton 0 2 Villa Villa Bournemouth 2 1 West Brom Bournemouth Huddersfield 1 2 Palace Palace Stoke 1 1 Everton Draw Liverpool 3 0 Watford Liverpool Chewie -- Bets -- Each week I will aim to pick two predictors and place a quid or so on an accumulator bet for their predictions. Should we win, they'll get 10% of the winnings to be paid via Paypal. Both of the bets lost last week -- Good Luck -- Good luck to everyone for the week, and please don't be a bitch and mess with other people's predictions in the Google Sheet, there's a good girl Kick off and deadline is Saturday March 17th at 3:00pm.

Bets placed on @andykeenan (Reuslts) and @imavillan (Both teams to score)

New thread is up for the weekend's games -

Welcome to the Premier League 2017/18 VT prediction league, you can join in at any time during the tournament but please make sure you follow the instructions carefully. However, if you are just thinking about just playing for a single week, or are going to lose interest after a couple of weeks, then do us all a time saving favour and don't bother playing. -- Why Premier League, Villa are in the Championship? -- We did the Championship last year and it was a slog. There are just too many mid-week games per season to keep up with, so it's back to the Premier League. -- I see a Villa prediction, what gives? -- If Villa play in the Championship on the weekend of Premier League fixtures then I will include the Villa game as a bonus prediction. Getting the correct results for the Villa game will give you 2 points instead of 1, and the correct score will get you 4 points instead of 3. -- Making a Prediction -- Head on over to https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Q0EQFXauzVahxeUprjXRBbVa_G4VEWKVYWt9Dzw4pec/edit#gid=8371342 Make sure you are selecting the right sheet for the Gameweek (inactive sheets will be fully locked) Find the first 'blank' entry with all scores set as '0-0' and 'ENTER YOUR NAME HERE' as the name Green Cells are for you to enter stuff into, all other cells are not! Fill in your predicted scores for each game When entering your name, make sure it is EXACTLY the same as your VT name and that it doesn't have any erroneous spaces and is CaSe SeNsEtIvE Incorrectly entered names, even if it is just a space at the start or a capital letter, will result in tracking errors throughout the tournament Once your prediction is complete, copy the cells within the dotted line and post them into this VT thread If you do not post the results correctly into this thread then your prediction will be ignored Thread banter is encouraged! Gameweek already started? No problem you can still play, just put the score for the games you have missed as N/A, e.g Fulham N/A - N/A Villa -- When will prediction threads be posted up? -- Generally I will try and post threads on Tuesday or Wednesday of each week, but this may slip at times. Just keep an eye on the forum and it'll be there before the games start. Gameweek matches will follow those as laid out on the Fantasy Football Fixtures Page let me know if I miss something due to a game being moved or postponed etc. -- Previous Gameweek Results -- Gameweek 28 Name Result Points Score Points Total Points Demitri_C 8 7 15 andykeenan 5 6 11 ismail-villa 5 6 11 Chewie 6 3 9 rubberman 5 3 8 Rodders 4 3 7 imavillan 6 0 6 villakram 5 0 5 Daniel 4 0 4 chappy 4 0 4 Czechlad 3 0 3 Gameweek 29 Name Result Points Score Points Total Points Daniel 8 6 14 rubberman 6 6 12 Chewie 7 3 10 Czechlad 7 3 10 andykeenan 7 3 10 ismail-villa 7 3 10 imavillan 5 3 8 Rodders 4 3 7 chappy 7 0 7 Demitri_C 3 3 6 Overall andykeenan 174 108 282 29 9.7 imavillan 162 116 278 29 9.6 Czechlad 166 109 275 29 9.5 rubberman 161 113 274 29 9.4 Demitri_C 161 107 268 29 9.2 Chewie 177 77 254 29 8.8 ismail-villa 155 86 241 27 8.9 Daniel 162 78 240 29 8.3 chappy 162 69 231 29 8.0 villakram 135 87 222 24 9.3 Rodders 132 69 201 25 8.0 Hornso 90 58 148 17 8.7 Tripstah 21 13 34 3 11.3 Villaphan04 21 9 30 4 7.5 TheAuthority 9 0 9 2 4.5 Vive_La_Villa 6 3 9 1 9.0 PaulC 4 0 4 1 4.0 We have a new leader. andykeenan jumps into the top spot by 4 points. It is still anyone's game if you are in the top 4 or maybe 5! -- My (Chewie's) Prediction for this Gameweek -- Name Home Team Away Team Guess Villa 1 2 Wolves Wolves Man Utd 1 1 Liverpool Draw Everton 0 1 Brighton Brighton Huddersfield 2 1 Swansea Huddersfield Newcastle 2 2 Southampton Draw West Brom 1 2 Leicester Leicester West Ham 1 1 Burnley Draw Chelsea 3 1 Palace Chelsea Arsenal 2 1 Watford Arsenal Bournemouth 0 3 Spurs Spurs Stoke 0 3 Man City Man City Chewie -- Bets -- Each week I will aim to pick two predictors and place a quid or so on an accumulator bet for their predictions. Should we win, they'll get 10% of the winnings to be paid via Paypal. Both of the bets lost last week -- Good Luck -- Good luck to everyone for the week, and please don't be a bitch and mess with other people's predictions in the Google Sheet, there's a good girl Kick off and deadline is Saturday March 10th at 12:30pm.

New thread is up -

Welcome to the Premier League 2017/18 VT prediction league, you can join in at any time during the tournament but please make sure you follow the instructions carefully. However, if you are just thinking about just playing for a single week, or are going to lose interest after a couple of weeks, then do us all a time saving favour and don't bother playing. -- Why Premier League, Villa are in the Championship? -- We did the Championship last year and it was a slog. There are just too many mid-week games per season to keep up with, so it's back to the Premier League. -- I see a Villa prediction, what gives? -- If Villa play in the Championship on the weekend of Premier League fixtures then I will include the Villa game as a bonus prediction. Getting the correct results for the Villa game will give you 2 points instead of 1, and the correct score will get you 4 points instead of 3. -- Making a Prediction -- Head on over to https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Q0EQFXauzVahxeUprjXRBbVa_G4VEWKVYWt9Dzw4pec/edit#gid=2042933509 Make sure you are selecting the right sheet for the Gameweek (inactive sheets will be fully locked) Find the first 'blank' entry with all scores set as '0-0' and 'ENTER YOUR NAME HERE' as the name Green Cells are for you to enter stuff into, all other cells are not! Fill in your predicted scores for each game When entering your name, make sure it is EXACTLY the same as your VT name and that it doesn't have any erroneous spaces and is CaSe SeNsEtIvE Incorrectly entered names, even if it is just a space at the start or a capital letter, will result in tracking errors throughout the tournament Once your prediction is complete, copy the cells within the dotted line and post them into this VT thread If you do not post the results correctly into this thread then your prediction will be ignored Thread banter is encouraged! Gameweek already started? No problem you can still play, just put the score for the games you have missed as N/A, e.g Fulham N/A - N/A Villa -- When will prediction threads be posted up? -- Generally I will try and post threads on Tuesday or Wednesday of each week, but this may slip at times. Just keep an eye on the forum and it'll be there before the games start. Gameweek matches will follow those as laid out on the Fantasy Football Fixtures Page let me know if I miss something due to a game being moved or postponed etc. -- Previous Gameweek Results -- Gameweek on going with last fixture tonight. Table will be updated next thread. -- My (Chewie's) Prediction for this Gameweek -- Name Home Team Away Team Guess Villa 3 1 QPR Villa Burnley 1 0 Everton Burnley Leicester 2 1 Bournemouth Leicester Southampton 2 0 Stoke Southampton Spurs 3 1 Huddersfield Spurs Swansea 2 1 West Ham Swansea Watford 1 0 West Brom Watford Liverpool 4 1 Newcastle Liverpool Brighton 1 3 Arsenal Arsenal Man City 2 1 Chelsea Man City Palace 0 2 Man Utd Man Utd Chewie -- Bets -- Each week I will aim to pick two predictors and place a quid or so on an accumulator bet for their predictions. Should we win, they'll get 10% of the winnings to be paid via Paypal. Both of the bets lost last week -- Good Luck -- Good luck to everyone for the week, and please don't be a bitch and mess with other people's predictions in the Google Sheet, there's a good girl Kick off and deadline is Saturday Feb 3rd at 12:30pm.

Davis coming on for Onomah, hurrah!

Is that a new euphemism for having a wank whilst Terry was showing off his right nip?

Onomah looking at the ref for something instead of getting up and clearing the ball. Disgraceful footballing brain.

Gotta hit the target there, Davis. Terrible shooting.

... since the 7 game run. Don’t forget how many times he got it wrong before that too. Our wins mostly come despite Bruce, not because of him. So one dimensional it’s unreal

With at least 4 minutes to go and the match thread closed, I’m gonna go ahead and say a 1-1 draw isn’t good enough at all.

Was waiting for Hogan to lay that off and just no one came running down the right for it. Terrible movement.