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So you're saying you have a drink problem?!

Tyskie is better anyway...

Wife's phone starting dicking about, battery life has dropped significantly and it needs a restart to accept charge.

Ive been happy with my Oneplus 5, coincidently the 5T comes out next month.

I'm getting a new phone...

Groom speech is easy, just follow the template.

Thanks for coming

Waffle

Thank the mother in law

Waffle

Wife looks like a princess

End

Yay

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Amazon has greenlighted superhero drama The Boys to series with an eight-episode order. Based on the comic book by Garth Ennis (Preacher) and Darick Robertson, it was created by Supernatural creator and Timeless co-creator Eric Kripke and will be directed by the Preacher duo of Evan Goldbergand Seth Rogen. The project hails from Sony Pictures TV Studios, which will co-produce with Amazon, and Neal H. Moritz’s studio-based Original Films

39 minutes ago, Xela said:

People who walk quick 

I'll admit I have a leisurely walk, which I have to quicken when walking with friends, much to my annoyance! 

Don't you mean leisurely roll?! 

Smolov 

Who?

One of each class to 300+ power, yet to attempt the raid. 

Haven't bothered playing much this week, friends have been on overwatch or fifa so I've rekindled my Nioh addiction and realised how little fifa has been improved(going slightly off topic). 

With friends it's great, on your own it's pointless. 

something something Star Trek

I know how you could lose half a stone...

...chop your legs off!

Do you like sex and or violence?! 

resubbed to access for the trial, will give clubs a go later. Apparently they've made an effort this year (still won't buy it though)

A Jewish man was leaving a convenience store with his espresso when he noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary Italian man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking in single file.

The Jewish man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the Italian man walking the dog and said: "I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen an Italian funeral like this. Whose funeral, is it?"

"My wife's."

''What happened to her?"

"She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her."

He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"

“My mother-in-law. She came to help my wife and the dog turned on her and killed her also."

It was a very poignant and touching moment of Jewish and Italian brotherhood. Silence passed between the two men.

The Jewish man then asked "Can I borrow the dog?"

The Italian man replied, "Get in line."

I was back for the first time in 7 weeks on Tuesday, work and laziness being the cause. Dropped the weight by a third and spent the rest of the week walking like a cowboy. 

Going again today planning on hitting the same weights for the big 5 then again on Tuesday. 

I hesitate to say it's good, it feels like it was meant to be bad but somehow isn't.

Lead actress is hot.

I'll just leave this here...

There's only one...

Bobby "The Brain" Heenan, 72.

48" before the diet, 34" for now. 14 and half stone @5'11.

Pickle Rick!!!

Completed the campaign and hit level cap before work. 

Addicted. 

convinced the nipper we should have kfc instead of mcdonalds for a change, kfc is shut for a few weeks. 

Pissed me off way more than it should.