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How much are Specials tickets?

£36.25 with booking fee

Getting tickets for the Specials in Wolverhampton on Friday.

I have the pre-sale link if you want to get them today, will be alright getting them friday I'd of thought but pm if you do.

Jamie T sold out now, looking at the Specials in Wolverhampton

So who’s that clunge there?

I wonder what went wrong

So he had to kick us in the teeth

He don’t make no apologies

I doubt he’ll loose no sleep

I wish he’d never played at all

And what a scummy man

A footballer by chance

He’d sell his granny if he can

Can see it in his eyes, yeah

That he's never been a fan

Amongst some other offences

For England he played well once or twice

So Gerrard bent over and flashed his red tights

He got infected when they **** with him that night

Now he's a scumbag, don't you know

I said he's a scumbag, don't you know!

A man walks into a service station bathroom and on his way in he slips on a piece of turd lying on the floor.

He quickly gets back up, brushes himself down and makes his way to the urinals and whilst urinating he heard a scream and a thud and saw a man walking in looking annoyed.

"I just slipped on that piece of turd in the hallway"he said

The man at the urinal says "Oh I just did that"

Then the other man punches him in the face and shouts "You dirty bastard"

that's I say old bean, I think we've seen this somewhere before! by me.

..shitting in the hallway I mean.

I promise to better later, prob will redo the scummy man tune but,

He's fat

He's round

He went to chase the pound

what a twunt what a twunt

Gabby87thminhero............come on down

to tune of spider pig

ashley young ashley young

skills up players just for fun

can he score?

yes he can

coz he is ashley young

look ouut here comes ashley young

A quality first post to be proud of ! not that it fits or that I understand the terminology but I l like it.

Everyone who is saying barry is a fantastic player would you be happy with barry and gerrard lining up in the middle for England in south africa next summer? or prefer carrick, hargreaves, lampard, beckham, downing...

Just dont think he has the drive to be that good, ive seen him have brilliant games just not very often and normally when we lose against a top 4 club

If Downing’s move away from Teesside is delayed, then the loss of the transfer cash will potentially wreck Boro’s carefully-crafted promotion plans should they be relegated. The cash from the Downing deal is seen as crucial to Boro’s financial budget to support a bid to come straight back up again at the first attempt.

If Downing is still on Teesside next season in rehab, then it will force Boro to downsize their promotion bid. If Boro pull off the Great Escape on Sunday and stay in the Premier League, then they will be cushioned against the Downing injury and will find it much easier to cope.

They ain't staying up and he ain't being auctioned off between ManCity, Liverpool, Spurs and ourselves anymore. He will probably go next summer after horrible season in the chumpionship being kicked from pillar to post.

what to people make of petrovs challenge on downing? looked pretty cynical tbf. not saying it was a stamp but it has cost boro 10m i would guess,

Just had a self cleaner!....Life don't get much better than that.

"Stand up, if you love to look,

Stand up, if you love to look"

This is one reason I think I stay seated, no need to check the lifted seat for random projectile debris until the main event is covered up.

I don't wipe as much as mop up. :|

I'm a sitter, broken many a toilet seat in the process. Don't think I like the idea of standing up, what about the smearage !!

Fact is it doesnt matter if we want him to stay he doesnt.

We offered him money, the captaincy the chance to play for England, the chance to become a Villa all time record holder and hero but he wants to join a team already winning medals, so he can say he has achieved something.

Bit of a silly poll really, like being dumped and saying "I'm not bothered" whilst crying your eyes out and saying "she's a slag" anyway"

can anyone pm the drogba gif ?

Thanks for coasting along as an overweight average player for years and years before reaching your biological peak and becoming a good player.

Thanks for being one of the most boring footballers\ captains Ive ever watched or listen too.

Thanks for being the savior of the England midfield, by sitting deep & passing it sideways 5yards to Gerrard for a couple of games.

Thanks for then believing the hype about those England performances and then trying to burn all ties to this club and leave on the cheap.

Thanks for being able to fill in for Hargreaves while he had his knee op.

Thanks for the memories. Don't let the door hit you on your fat arse on the way out.

flatton's head wasnt right imo, it could of been a better fight. he'd of still got schooled but he looked hopeless.

why is there no official start times for big boxing matches? surly it would help these figures and increase profit.

The under card doesn't need to be so structured and if all the under card fights were alll 1st round ko's then so be it.

put a film on open the bars...is there something im missing

Hatton round 3/4. Manny will get ktfo

Just like to raise a toast to a football match that took place 12months ago 2day!!

Two beekeepers meet at a conference. One asks the other:

"How many bees do you keep?"

"I've got 3 hives, in all I've got around 50,000 bees" answered his colleague.

"So how many bees have you got?" the second beekeeper inquires.

"Oh, about a million or so"

"A Million?! How many hives do you have?"

"Just the one"

"You've got a million bees in one hive?"

"Yeah. **** 'em, they're only bees"

turned out it was a bit less tho lads

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