Uncle Albert

7 minutes ago, dukes said:

Ive seen lots of comments like this, and I really don't understand why people find it sk difficult to comprehend. Villareport passes nothing off as it's own, they are a news aggregator that pulls together villa related news stories in one place. They never claim to be ITK and they never claim to have exclusive news, they are just an information feed.

Agree, there great at what they do

2 hours ago, MaVilla said:

do you work with the planey flyee things?

Not exactly..

1 hour ago, Vive_La_Villa said:

Does he even need a work permit to play in a friendly in a different country ?

I dont think so, didnt he play a couple of friendlys for man city abroad?

19 minutes ago, mjmooney said:

@Uncle Albert is our new go-to plane tracker. 

Dont have a clue on this 1 im afraid, although i think you have to leave the country whilst your waiting for a permit, i could be totally wrong though.

9 hours ago, Zatman said:

Butland is far from proven

Id say he is but fair enough

Lets just get butland proven quality, they need a new defender now shawcross is injured 15 million and tshibola on a sold as seen should do it

20 minutes ago, GarethRDR said:

There damn sure is with their indicators.

Just now, villabromsgrove said:

I totally agree. If Douglas is as good as my Beemer, he'll be smooth, powerful and very comfortable. 

 

They are the best but im bias

Lets hope Middlesbrough dont get promoted..

52 minutes ago, Vive_La_Villa said:

He doesn’t disappoint does he

Theres nothing wrong with bmw drivers

4 minutes ago, TRO said:

Interesting post....not to get too carried away....but we attract a huge interest all down the M5 corridor, hence the jealousy from Bristol.....I guess The prince may have been influenced by his mates from Gloucester too...

right down to Exeter we have significant fans.

The potential for our club is colossal.

Couldnt agree more, i have customers in Bristol and Gloucester , 4 of them are villa fans, 3 of them have no family connections to the west midlands whatsoever

1 hour ago, Vive_La_Villa said:

I have to ask now. What do you drive?

Apparently anyone who drives a german car have small willies and are t0ssers when i had my new car. (5) i was told i couldnt drive, and didnt know how to indicate, ive also been asked why i always have "nazimobiles" i had to laugh as the person in question basically lives in hugo boss shirts

This has absolutely nothing to do with douglas luiz

5 minutes ago, dont_do_it_doug. said:

He got into a bit of argy bargy late on too, squared up to their full back for reasons unknown. He's a feisty lad. 

As a long time admirer of Diego Costa I am down with this. 

Here here, nothing wrong with being a bit of a b@stard

19 minutes ago, bannedfromHandV said:

That’s my favourite Villa side, that was when I was most mad about it all, Villa everything on the walls, cat was called Aston and I’d beg my old man to take me at every opportunity, though living in South Wales we didn’t go regularly (plus money was tight).

Each of those players is a legend to me in differing ways

Couldnt agree more. Yorke for how it ended i will always remember the good times he gave us, what an absolute joy he was to watch. Funnily enough i feel we have a bit of that 95 season about us now. A huge amount of new players coming in,  on the back of a good season this time round though. 

2 minutes ago, VillaAlex said:

That's an espresso isn't it?

He's joining Sampdoria

The arabs love a small cup of strong coffee. Nothing else to add just thought id put it out there

29 minutes ago, DCJonah said:

Can see why smith and o'kelly rate him. 

Monk must be shit to not get anything out of him. 

He is far to classy for those half breeds down the road. The thugs with there beach ball chains only like grafters, you know what those "proper brummies"  are like. pondlife the lot of them

14 minutes ago, mikeyp102 said:

Well it’s sunday evening, day of transfer announcements... so come on Villa perk up my hungover evening 

4 hours ago, dont_do_it_doug. said:

El Ghazi is 6'2 so that seems unlikely? He is listed at 5'9

Might have been because he was standing next to tommy elphick

Close up id say he was el ghazis height, infact maybe a little smaller but a little more built, he was all smiles anway exciting times for the villa 

9 minutes ago, Mazrim said:

The deal is off. 

He came off the carousel and the nice baggage handlers at BHX opened him up looking for fags. He died on the way to theatre.

Thats is very much a swissport thing to do. 

Uncle albert is 100% when it comes to villa signings passing through bhx

1 hour ago, mjmooney said:

TheTrees? Is that you? 

No unfortunately

Tk1969 turkish airlines flight from istanbul to bhx was carrying our new superstar today..

24 minutes ago, Delphinho123 said:

No problem.

Two signings by 6pm. 

i hear your the man round these parts