chrisp65

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNhLOfUPHa8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKtZf62BQzM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQTq88Ie5sU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKqpaWUFHdo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUpKu3gcZjw

they can take a few months to prepare

right then boys and girls your on death row and the grim reaper calls your number up, what would be your last meal??

chinese century eggs

 

what does a female orgasm feel like, is it like ours. i imagine its better because women seem to let themselves go a bit more during orgasm but that could be down to their natural trait of overreacting everything.

I've had a close up gynaecological look at a womans bits whilst she's cumming .

Fascinating. Wish I'd videoed it

 

and this is why Rob isn't allowed in Coventry central library anymore

I like the idea of boots on the ground across north africa, across Iraq, through Syria and up to the borders of Turkey and Iran in order to finally bring this to a definitive conclusion.

After all, it worked so well in Afghanistan.

The fact that despite the road which my flat is on is a relatively quiet one, we still get people just hanging around on the wall outside. Right now there is a girl just sitting on the wall talking on her phone. Everyone has their windows open as it's warm, so all we can hear is her guffawing like a **** loon. What is she sitting there for?! It's not a bus stop and she's been there a good half an hour now so I doubt she's waiting to get picked up or anything. Go home, you daft bint.

the fact that she's using the phone to talk suggests she is from the past

be very careful there could be all manner of poorly written robots with contradictory back stories come to kill you save you take you back forward  

ok, I don't mean to hijack the thread.......but look at this!

A 1977 amp, still wonderfully fresh in its original box, original polystyrene and original instructions.

That amp, a tee shirt and a few other little bits n bobs including original literature for my turntable came to £80 and included a PAT test and 6 month guarantee on the amp.

I have to give a really really special shout out to Steve from Hifi Hangar  he is running a hell of a shop!  Scroll down the page of his website to see the tall Eminent Technology speakers - click on the learn more link, he's currently got them set up in the 'modern' room (there's also a retro 70's room) and the sound is just ridiculous. I just laughed at the sounds coming off old records on an old stereo, it is an experience to sit in there. I even enjoyed Jethro bloody Tull.

Swindon, Reading, Clapham for me today - Rochester, Sheppey tomorrow.

I've warned them all that tomorrow I'll start as early as they want, they want me on a roof at 6:30am, I'll be there, but regardless what stage any meeting is at, I'm leaving at 12 noon. I have no intention of trying to use the M25 after lunch on a Friday in July.

it was the phrase 'designer of new airport' that upset me the most

closely followed by a deep concern for that combination of signal and battery

yeah, I'm disinclined to bother believing most of what the media has to say about North Korea 

yep, relative humidity

Ever noticed on some holidays it can be hot and sunny and everything is really slowed down, but the glistening diamond drops of water from the outside of your oversized glass holding your sparkling drink roll slowly to the base and form a ring of condensation spelling out the letter C, then that mark just sits there, sits there for ages, from your drink, it stays sat on the table for ages - that's drugs that is, ease up.

No meats should be accepted unless delivered in a chilled vehicle keeping the meat chilled at a temperature within a range of 0-5 Celsius..............Not saying you will give everyone food poisoning but always that one word removed who drinks too much and pukes the ring the next day and blames the food 

back everyone! back!

Dave's sausage is approaching room temperature

If only Rob was on line. I'm sure he could use his age and experience to offer you some carefully considered advice on dealing with awkward female Clients.

yes it does look like Greece blinked first at the moment

Tsipras trying to restart talks and Germany putting him on divert to voicemail until after the referendum, which by all accounts fails international standards on how to hold a referendum.

If ze Germans have been watching the news, they can see that a 'win' for Tsipras on Sunday is far from certain, so potentially he has to come back to the table on Monday having lost the backing of the people. Which potentially, could see him stand down I guess, and give the first set of suits another turn at pretending to run the country.

That explains it.

 

Panic over.

unreliable witness!

I put it to you that orange was......a russet apple!

Yep, and I can agree with that point entirely.

From the Stanley Milgram experiment, to Cambodia's year zero, salem witch hunts, nazism, catholic inquisitions right up to today's latest gruesome incarnation some how 'ordinary' people can be persuaded to be monsters.

We are an odd bunch.

Religion is an insult to human dignity. With or without it you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

That doesn't really stand up to much scrutiny does it?

Good people have never done evil due to betrayal, or love, or lust, or economics, politics, flags, land, oil, or mental illness, or lies, or booze, or drugs or any one of another million reasons? Or perhaps you think that anyone that acts out of character out of desperation was evil all along, just biding their time?

Come on, there are stronger arguments than that against 'god'.

When I have an apple I eat everything except for the stem thing, same with pears.

me too

then a day later I'm wasting hours trying to flush the little polystyrene tray

to be fair, I'd like to kill the planner and the builder that contrived to stick a bog standard plastic and brick extension on the once gorgeous art deco house down my road

worse than anything ISIS have ever done

I'd round up all the muslims, and muslimy looking types and make them wear a white hat or a black hat.

White means they're on our side. Black means they're baddies.

No grey hats, no distracting colours.

It's really the only way to be safe. The cost of the hats could be reduced by having them sponsored by newspapers.

I make no apologies for knowing and respecting the rules of kit kat etiquette that have seen this once great country seize the moral high ground and lead the way for our lesser 'cousins' to aspire to and follow in their own amusing and mimicking way.

It can only be fact, that if an alien were to land outside a One Stop, a Spar, a Best One or even a Budgens and acquire a kit kat they would know what to do. No advertising tells me to snap the fingers. My god given common sense tells me those fingers serve a porpoise.

I would no more bite across a 4 finger kit kat than I would bite a baby or shit in a chip shop. 

I will concede I have bitten off both fingers of a two finger kit kat. When I've been in a rush.

I was this close to an intervention. This close.

I guess this is a classic case of bad parenting so the guy didn't even know what he was doing was wrong. But you shouldn't need telling that some things are wrong. Look around you, does anyone else act like that? Do 'nice' people do that? 

Broken Britain.