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My teeth are itching just by looking at those chocs !!

Marks and Spencer cheese tasters - their version of wotsits. The complete bollocks. You'll never find a cheesier, poofier snack in your life. Pure addiction.

You have been warned.

Has anyone have any experience of the above ? Long story short, I want to clear my late mum's house of furniture and stuff we don't want. There is nowhere to drop a skip outside, really and taking it all to the tip would take too long, plus I dont have the right vehicle to do it.

Do I pay them or do they pay me for "salvage" ?

Opinions/experiences greatly appreciated, as usual.

Thanks guys, yeah she has wifi same as me, I've just found, out so we should be sorted !

Does anyone know of the cost if any ? Been on skype website and I think its free but not sure.

I want to skype video call my cousin from my pc to her smartphone.

Got a nagging feeling they charge for this.

Anyone have experience of this or use the same service I'm after ?

Cheers.

Terry's reaction to that "savage kung fu kick" just sums up for me what a horrible human being he appears to be both on & off the pitch. **** weasel.

Then again, I guess he aint the only one.

I just hope the Le Arse don't play pretty "walk it in to the net" footy for 90 mins & wigan go and do a smash n grab & win it 0-1.

Stan collymore and his phone ins, when he promises "more you, less me" and then still doesnt shut the **** up !!!!!!!

We will either get bummed 5-0 or they will win it in the last (97th) minute with an offside goal or massive deflection.

Am I the only one to have thought the first words out of this girl's mouth on the tv interview was going to be something like :

"Yeah but no but yeah but no but sharrrrrapppp!!! I was never near no Twitter feed !!!"

Jeez......is there no hope for this country with appointments like this ???

Apologies if this has been mentioned before...

Clearings in the woods who after filling up with petrol then decide to almost do their week's shopping in the mini store, leaving me queued up behind them, running on fumes. Then they eventually wander out and as they open their door they give you that gormless "huh ??!!" look as if they are totally unaware of your time they wasted.

W@nkers.

Keep Nolan quiet..especially at corners...never mind about Carroll so much.

Just put a bit of morrissey on to cheer me up.....yup u guessed it. First track was heaven knows I'm miserable now

Strange, but I logged into this thread to post Dave Nellist as my favourite. I always hated Betty Boothroyd because she took up the Speaker's job (and therefore lost her voting rights) at a time when the Tories had a wafer thin majority...but it has to be the Grantham Gargoyle.

Didnt he give a lot of his salary away & managed to exist on about £8k ? This was a few years ago mind. MP for somewhere in Cov if I remember rightly.

As for MPs i can stand - Keith Vaz..........oily, smarmy creepy wannabe.

I like it & esp since they brought out marmite XO (extra old).....matured for a further 28 days before sticking in the jar.

I think we're gonna get bummed 0-1

Bit odd I know but here's the thing :

Back in 1985 i spunked £250 on a rather smart, grey heavy quality sheepskin jacket - not 3/4 length but the usual length past the waist but not to the knees. I wore it 3 times & ever since then its been bagged up & me mam's house....for 27 years to be precise.

My question is : are these type of coats frowned upon now ? The collar is grey fur but synthetic. I dont see them around - not that I have been looking that closely. Or with the "retro/vintage" theme en voque is it worth me flogging it ?

Thoughts please, thanks

"Swoosh"??? My arse. It's a **** tick, get over it.

It IS ur arse, indeed. Check out :

http://www.logoblog.org/nike_logo.php

Folk who refer to the Nike logo as a "tick" mark. It is not...it is called a "swoosh stripe", NOT a tick. Think I need to get out a bit more

Radio wm footy phone in....insomuch that there are regular callers,some of whom honestly believe that we actually give a toss about their opinions. In particular, terry in stirchley (wba), paul in castle vale (small heath "knoworramean franksy ?") but the one who really gets on my norks is some schoolboy called Si or Simon (villa) who has this know it all attitude at the age of probably 14 & gives the impression that he is some kind of oracle on all things villa. Go do your homework instead of calling in.

Sorry if this upsets anyone who knows him personally....believe me i would hate him if he supported anyone else. What i want to say is dont give the same old people airtime.

Harumph :-(

Might've been mentioned already but watching that TV programme Man vs Food on Dave or Deja Vue or whatever.....jeez.....now THAT is some serious chowing goin on :shock:

**** delicious she is, imagine you could DHUTWU...lovely

Filth!

on the youtube clip where she was a soccerette on Soccer AM during her uni days, her cajungas are actually fairly average...

yet now you can bounce those things like Sugar Ray Leonard..

its a mystery...

i reckon its a case for the sexual Poirot that is Rob

She knocked a sprog out, i am sure a while back. Perhaps that explains her curves now. Her other half is that "talented" talkshite presenter sam matterface.

As milfs go....i would ;-)

The name Nii Lamptey just popped in to my head. Just hoping if he does sign then thats where the similarity ends.

Kevin Davies..... Christ.

Short term, do a job. Do u really think any of our pussyfooted forwards would get stuck in where it matters ? The scenarios Davies creates could lead to opportunities in the box. Doubt Bent gives too much of a toss; wants it all to his feet. Delfouneso ? Weimann ?? Gabby ?

Hmmm....

Kevin Davies @ bolton. Think we need a no nonsense approach in the box, setting stuff up. Sorry but Bent dont exactly put himself out does he ?