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Cheers. Fingers crossed for him.

Yep. I'm about to look at naked internet women, and i will dedicate this to him also.

I've heard he's been ruled out for 4 years!

...Oh wait, no, MON has left hasn't he!

Only thing that could make this article better would be an apostrophe in the title!

Usually, this can be written off as pedantic, but here it either sounds like an afterthought about some bubbles that have burst in the past or a future tense statement about the predicament of bubbles!

Ah, nothing quite like the internet after a bottle of wine!

That was some of the best football i have ever seen us play.

It was like the shackles were off!!

Surely someone should be able to get the name of their stadium into one of these puns. Young Boys play at the Wankdorf.

Harry returns home from spying mission on Champions League opponents:

Wife: Cor blimey ’Arry, you’re late ’ome. Where you been and what you been doing?

Harry: Wankdorf, watching Young Boys.

Wife: WHAT???

Nice

Premature joke ahoy:

What does Harry Redknapp have in common with Michael Jackson?

They both like to get beaten by Young Boys.

This could be a fun game!

um...

'Harry Redknapp says that he is looking forward to giving Young Boys a good spanking as he looks to progress to the next round.'

'He says that the team are all looking forward to taking Young Boys on and thinks that the key to the teams success will be the ability to dominate Young Boys in the middle of the park.'

so someone guns have to make a mice for us to be able to get fresh faces in!!

Huh?

Can't see a problem here.

My guns have been happily making mice all morning.

I think I have to agree with this post. If we don't have the guns to make mice then I think we will struggle in this transfer window.

You know, it' funny - if Milner wasn't a Villa player, everyone would be saying that he is the kind of player we should look into buying (...but I don't reckon such and such club will let him go!).

I always think it should be the practice to sell players that either aren't fitting in or playing well, or don't want to be at the club. Milner doesn't fit this description so I don't see the value in selling him, to then have to go through the process of finding someone of equal or better talent who will hopefully play well for the club. We have this already in James! Why take a risk!

The above has no doubt been said probably a few times in the course of this thread but...couldn't resist anyway!

'Atmosphere' - Russ Abbott

That's a cracker!!

Hehe, that's cool MJ. Some awesome ones been added to this thread... fo show!

...NOT!!

Brown.

Mr Belding!

No not him, but rather it is becasue I believe that one's favorite colour is something sacred and should never or rarely be disclosed.

It is the classic argument I suppose, but I have always refused to give too much away and reveal truths that give me an intrinsic power by their elusivity.

These hidden truths or 'hoovs' are much akin to the practice of abstinence - by which an individual can focus and intensify all energies and intrinsic devices on an ulterior goal (usually metaphysical), thus achieving feats the naked and indulgent mind cannot.

Here, I have harvested a truth, which, if given away, would leave me vulnerable to societies perils.

Here, I refused not to vote. So I have cast my vote and hopefully land on the majority side.

p.s

I think I have got an AS qualification in Psycology but all I learnt was how to make dogs salivate by giving them electric shocks!

I refused to vote out of principle.

could put the score somewhere on the page though :winkold:

If america was an animal, i'd have sex with it.

I'm a bit annoyed shorey played so well. I was hoping he would have a stinker to make our new signing seem more relevant.

'The Footballers'

or

'The Aston Villa Footballers'

Thaty sounds good.

I do like 'The Angry Splash Dragons'.

I am an actual Villain and I would prefer to keep my profession seperate from the football team I support.

Anyone old enough to remember this chap?

What's wrong with him?

Shorey HAS to go. Sorry he simply isn't up for it.

Hehe, 3rd friendly of the season.

I've been looking forward to posting in this thread all day, but now i'm actually doing it, it feels a bit anticlimatic.

Hehe, that's great!