lapal_fan

huzzar..first vote

I drove from Birmingham to York..so there

cracking weekend.

Even if you did create a new governing body - how long until they get corrupt?

power = money - these middle aged businessmen dont give a **** about me or you anymore, look at Wembley.

Its obvious how 2 of the richest got party members to vote for them..

$$$ have lined the pockets of the voters. Its SOOOO obvious it hurts.

the world should boycott it, but it'll never happen

We gave football to the world, and now they are handing it to the highest **** bidder... The football GODs should smite that **** Blatter.

Im not being 'old fashioned', but as someone just said, what the **** have Russia OR Qatar given ANYONE for them to be given Billions of pounds?!

Im disgusted.. Blatter stood there and **** knew exactly what he was doing, hopefully he'll be **** dead by 2018.

seriously. that is absolutely ridiculous..

how do these people get these jobs??

its so blatent, its truely unbelievable.

better x

bad!

everyones **** miserable and im the shining bacon (trololol) of hope to get us through this **** steaming pile of shit cobblers!

dont think i'm allowed ash :'(

trololol

**** melodramatic faggot, if i ever see you, i'll kick you square in the groin.

I am okay as long as I do what the voices tell me to do, otherwise they get mad and baaaaaad things happen, otherwise, I'm fine.

west ham vs blues wont be much better either with the boards fighting etc

Im shitting myself.

But I hope thats the villa pessimist in me..

Come on lads, just this one game..please..

I think la liga is pretty strong to be honest.

If you put Getafe or vallavoid against wigan or wolves I think the spainards would win. Just because the english teams are full of 6ft power houses, dont let that fool you. The spanish teams just refuse to turn to powerhouses to play football, they're all purists who care about how they play.. which is why they are so likely as a nation to sustain their dominance in world football.

Some more amazing facts about the game:

Barcelona Complete Over 600 Passes In 5-0 Mauling Of Real Madrid

Xavi said to be the best on the pitch

Barcelona completed over 600 passes during their 5-0 crushing of Real Madrid on Monday evening in La Liga's Clasico encounter at Camp Nou.

With 684 passes attempted by the hosts and 89% completed, in total 608.76 balls found their Blaugrana target.

Madrid, meanwhile, managed a completion rate of 74% - almost three in four - of 331 passes, meaning that 224.94 reached a white shirt.

In total Barcelona held just over two thirds of possession at 67% to 33%, while they had 15 attempted shots to Real Madrid's 5.

Of those shots, 6 of Barcelona's 15 found the target, and of course, five found the net. Real Madrid tested Victor Valdes just twice.

Also worthy of note were the passing exploits of Barcelona midfielder Xavi, who managed 110 passes in his 87 minutes on the pitch.

Barca-Real

15 Shots 5

6 On Target 2

684 Passes 331

89% Complete Passes 74%

67% Possession 33%

12 Fouls 16

Never seen anything like that. Every single Barca player was a 10/10.

Even players like Abidal, who, I usually dont think is up to Barca passed and moved extremely well.

This win was even more impressive than the 6-2 a couple of years ago. Messi in the 2nd half absolutely ran the show, Villa was so sharp and tricky I dont think any back 4 in the world would have stopped him scoring a couple.

Xavi's best game in a while as well, and thats saying something.

After the scuffle between Pep and Ronaldo, it was game over, Pep knew exactly what to do and Valdes and Inesta capitalised on it, nullifying ANY threat Ronaldo did have.

After half time I wouldnt have even known Ronaldo was on the pitch after 50 minutes.

Pedro - what a talented kid he's going to be, on top of how goos he already is..

I think in the next 10 years, Barca will win the Champions League at least 3 times...they really are an incredible club with the BEST youth academy.

Just sensational..

No no,

I watch alot of Bundesliga and Serie A myself when I can find it. I was just wondering where you watch the games, do you just have SKY/ESPN?

or do you stream stuff over the internet?

*AC Milan for the Scudetto this year *

dude,

you watch every match ever played, ever!

you use pay streams?

if so, which one?

Yea I can see Madrid winning. Mourinho just has a good habit of making his teams NOT lose important games, and with the sheer amount of quality on the pitch there will be goals.

I see a 3-2 in this game..

Dont forget, in Spain there is a shame to win the El Classico in a scrappy way, they will both be told to attack attack attack!

I dont watch him. I saw a couple of episodes when I was holidaying in Tenerife and it was the only english channel.

This has been on the disclaimer shown before each episode for years now. Calling him a fraud only highlights your own inability to comprehend what it is the show is actually about. Same goes for the "hotel, hotel" drones.

Ok then,

I think he's a **** gimp.

better?

And sometimes its hard to read disclaimers when you miss the first minute or two of the intro credits, because im reading the financial times or giving money to charity..yeah, thats right, its what i do. Problem?

Bear is a **** fraud.. ever see that youtube vid of his extreme traversing of some rocks in america? there was a road 20ft away and two blokes were jumping from one to another like it was nothing...which is was.

unless you believe in santa, Ray is the man to keep you alive.

My attitude at the moment is **** VILLA.

waste of time. Nothing is working at the moment but we keep making the same mistakes. We basically have another manager who wont change things, except at least MON didnt lose all the **** time..

I accidently dropped my laptop on its side from about half a food onto my thigh last night, right on the power lead. Now it wont charge. My charger still works I think, but i think its the actual Power port thans broken..

There is nothing I can do!