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  1. Awol
    Wow, support in the wilderness... Just to stir it a bit more bye bye Baros
  2. Awol
    No, I just asked if you, like I, have a local team that you support. Bit touchy aren't we? But, calling me a spurs fan and suggesting that because I have a low post count I am talking bollocks is silly. You have a very high post count and confirm my belief in quality over quantity.
  3. Awol
    Spurs fan? I'm from Sutton, when I was five Villa won Europe and like a true glory hunter I've been hooked ever since. How about you 'fella', no good teams in Norway?
  4. Awol
    Oooh, so harsh :roll: If you could be arsed to read back before sounding off you'd see this is the result of a conversation between my mate and JD at the hotel, this evening.
  5. Awol
    1) Yep, no kidding 2) Nope, its JD Pat, for sure. Also, what on earth do I have to gain by making this up?
  6. Awol
    That he's there, that he spoke to him and we should all be happy campers. To the doubters, I don't blame you, if some other random on here posted that news I wouldn't give it the time of day. But, the source is my best mate and I believe this 100%.
  7. Awol
    Well I thought I'd check back on this to see what was happening and clucking bell fellas! I'm not registered as any other user - check IP's if you like mods - and just wanted to share the news I was given. JC - If this is bullshit I'd never have the balls to post here again, end of, so no need to get the cards out. Guess the next few days will reveal all but IF he does sign I suggest we all register on that Spurs forum that said VT was Kaka and be very very smug.
  8. Awol
    I know exactly where you are coming from but I think this may be the way we do business now. Less fart, more shit. I certainly hope so.
  9. Awol
    Has your mate actually spoken to Defoe and asked him if he is signing for Villa? Yep and yep.
  10. Awol
    Nope, he's just got home and rang me and I nearly broke my neck trying to get on here so fast!
  11. Awol
    No offense intended at all mate, these stories just make me chuckle they always pop up during transfer windows. They will be clean pants not used one's
  12. Awol
    Pay per view please Jez. He is at Hoar Cross Hall which is between the villages of Kings Bromley and Yoxall near Lichfield. My mates already been at him for tickets..
  13. Awol
    ...........Promise? unless this is the sickest wind up ever but I don't think so, my mate is a villa fan too.
  14. Awol
    Prepare to be very happy. Jermaine Defoe is staying at my mates hotel near Lichfield right now. He's not here for a spa break. Stand by..
  15. Awol
    who did you really mean Mike? I'd guess, Patton. Zuhkov was pretty useful too. Monty was a bit like D Becks, great at set pieces but not great going forward.
  16. Awol
    Have seen this one up yet linking us with a bid for Matt Taylor, him and Barry on the left would be excellent here Could Crouch be on his way back? here
  17. Awol
    Times or Indy during the week, Observer or Torygraph at the weekend so get a good idea of what everyone is thinking. I loathe The Sun but it's by far the best for footie. Also a US podcast called 'Democracy Now' gives a decent unvarnished opinion of news across the pond. Pretty much the only homegrown left of centre view of America IMO.
  18. Awol
    Daily Record Maloney and Balde linked, not sure about Balde but would at least give us some options in defence, Maloney could be a very good and cheap signing.
  19. Awol
    I've been waiting for Mascherano's name to come up. Granted he hasn't had a great time at Wet Sham but he is a top quality defensive midfielder and also has something to prove now in the Prem - namely, that he's not cack. Under MON's wing he could be a revelation at VP between Barry and Petrov and I'd love us to have a punt for him. Puts tin hat on and awaits incoming....
  20. Awol
    That's a tough question and I'd take either but if one or the other, Ashton gets my vote. Probably a few million cheaper too.
  21. Awol
    Genius.. That was fast!
  22. Awol
    How do you know when your sisters on? Your Dads cock tastes funny. What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Not being a spastic! What's worse than Michael Jackson babysitting your kids? Ian Huntley giving them a bath.
  23. Awol
    Nah Rob, these are sick jokes.. :winkold: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Quarter-Pounder with cheese. What did the deaf, dumb, blind, downs syndrome, quadriplegic baby get for christmas? Cancer. Whats the difference between Neil Armstrong and Micheal Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, Micheal Jackson fcuks kids. PC enough mate?
  24. Awol
    1) A spastic runs up to an ice cream man with his carer. 'hello there, what can I do for you young man?' asks the ice cream man 'arrrrrsecreeeeem' replies the window licker 'Certainly, what type would you like?' 'garumph!' 'I'm sorry we don't have that flavour' he turns to the carer instead 'What flavour would he like?' 'It doesn't matter' replies the carer 'The little spanner will only drop it' 2) What's blue and **** old grannys? Me in my lucky blue jacket 3) My current favourite: Did you hear about the thalydomide porn star ?? He had an arm like a babies cock.
  25. Awol
    I was on a session with US Marines in Cyprus and after several dozen too many, things got a little out of hand. Long story short, one Marine vs one Squaddie racing down the promenade sans clothing, with a long length of burning toilet roll sticking out of the only available holder. National pride at stake, neither man was quitting first and both got very singed, although the funniest part was definitely their pained expressions as they jumped into the sea to cool off! Great guys and I wouldn't want anyone else on my flank. Semper Fi, Sir. Celer et Audax.
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