Two possibilities for Young and Barry as it is criminal they don't have original songs:
(To the tune of She'll be coming round the mountain)
It's England's five foot winger on the right,
Is it Sean Wright-Phillips? No he's shite!
It ain't Aaron Lennon or Theo Walcott,
It's Ashley Young, he's **** dynamite!
(To the tune of the hokey-cokey)
You can put your bids in,
Get your cheque books out,
But you can't have Gareth Barry, you ain't got a **** shout!
He's an Aston Villa hero, that's what he's all about, that's why we love to shout....
Oooooh Gareth Barry, Oooooh Gareth Barry, Oooooh Gareth Barry,
Piss of cockneys and thieving scouse!