claretman

TWO votes?!?! Bunch of pricks.

I just heard that by going out in Round one in meant that we only got 4 out of 22 votes. And one of those was our own, so 3 really.

WTF!? Well doesn't that just tell you all you need to know that this wasn't about football. Bollox to it. And I hate blues fans. Vermin.

Absolute **** farce. We give football to the world but can't control anything about where the biggest tournament is held because we haven't greased enough palms. Makes me **** mad.

Of course, we should boycott the next tournament as a protest but we won't cos of money etc etc

Clark is having a complete nightmare, Downing needs to grow a pair of balls, Luke Young is away with the fairies, Dunne just does not command like a captain and burly CH should, Collins is slow, Warnock looks shot of confidence, Carew cannot play that role without supporting players

The squad looks threadbare and thin

This.

Lets face it, most of us would have taken a draw before kick off, it just felt like a defeat at the end.

The second half performance was superb, Downing outstanding, Albrighton not far behind - although he should have buried the header.

You just knew the Manc tossers would get another once that knobhead Macheda scored. Special mention to the ref: you sir, are a word removed.

General, was in the Upper Holte for last nights match for the first time in a while and I have to say that the P.A system was appalling, you really couldn't understand anything being said up there.

Can I suggest that someone looks into it as one would imagine safety announcements would be a concern.

One can only see therefore that when Birmingham visit Villa Park next season the local council are going to have to invoke this rule again and reduce the amount of Blues fans. If they do not I would expect the club to bring this double standard to their attention.

Oh dear big John, that was a desperate showing. And I have to agree with a previous post that a number of Dunne's excellent blocks were down to his initially poor marking. And while I'm off on one, James Collins distribution is pap, long ball guff.

NRC MOM.

Yahoo! The second half appeared to be Stoke-esque until Heskey popped up.

MOM - Carlos - absolute no nonsense defending.

Oh, and credit to the manager for subbing Petrov! Never thought I would see it! It was probably only the second time I heard Petrov's name mentioned the whole game-he was anonymous.

Just phoned up - still availability in L2 for the £10 tickets. Have to be purchased online however to get the discount.

Reo-Coker only played against Everton because Ireland got injured in the warm up.

I actually feel a bit sorry for Joe Cole, because if Capello was thinking of bringing him in, there's no way he will now because it will look like he is just doing what Terry wants.

Man tries it on with wife who declines, saying "Not now, you know I've got acute angina".

Man replies "Good job, your tits aren't up to much".

^ Not heard that for a while!

Prostitute 1 : Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?

Prostitute 2 : No, but I've been swung round by the tits a few times.

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Someone is going to see red this match I reckon

Why oh why did Luke Young not start? Would have been so much greater threat going forward.

I thought Gabby did well up front and Milner was usual quality.

Two couples go away on holiday and the two hubands Paul and Dave decide to try and get their ladies to wife swap for one night. Amazingly the ladies agree but Paul knows full well his wife is on the blob so he has got one up on Dave.

They agree that at breakfast they will tap the spoon on the table however many times they have shagged the others wife.

The next morning Paul grins and taps the table twice.

Dave stops, thinks, and then taps his spoon once on the jam and three times on the Nutella!

Edit: Double Post!

Blow ffs

How have they not scored?

That handball sums up Milners day

**** hell our passing has been poor today. I fear the worst

Bloody stream went down just as that ball was played to Gabby in the area!

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