Wainy316

I had no idea that so many people stood up.

With three sea shells.

Benitez - Bit of a knob

Wenger - Don't mind him

Redknapp - MASSIVE TOSSER!!!!!!!!!!

No absolute idiot, never learns, always in trouble, and hasn't done anything good on the pitch in about 3 years either anyway.

VS

How many beers would you need to kill a T Rex?

How is lost winning!

24 for me although it has lost it's way in he last few weeks, that doesn't exclude 5 and a half excellent seasons.

Come on Burnley!

Why is there such a problem with peadophilia in the UK?

Cos of all the sexy kids

Who's the coolest guy in the hospital?

The Ultra Sound guy.

Leeds!

WTF? Why on earth would you want that?

I want a Preston v Burnley final.

Both founder members with good histories.

Would prefer Preston to win though, first ever champions, first ever double winners and all.

Also Deepdale is home to the national football museum!

The only people I felt at at all sorry for were Hiddink and Essien.

Does anyne know if Terry was crying at the end?

That has to be the finest sight ever.

Second to Ronaldo crying.

Hopefully Barca can complete the set in Rome.

I think the Pique one was the most clear cut penalty I've ever seen.

He moved his hand to the ball and slapped it, preventing it getting through.

I don't think the Eto'o 'handball' was a penalty, it hit him in the armpit which height wise along the arm is in conjunction with the shoulder.

I'll be watching with a United and an Arsenal fan tonight.

I'd better sit in the middle I think.

Just remember you need to remind the Arsenal fan that we have won the European Cup and that we were actually Champions at the time. You need to do this at least once every 10 mintues its your duty.

I have managed to maintain this average with an Arsenal supporting friend of mine for the vast majority of their CL games in the last 4 years.

Don't let me down

Oh don't worry I'll remind him, I have been since they beat Roma.

I much prefer Le Arse to ManUre but I just can't have them getting anywhere near that trophy.

I'll be watching with a United and an Arsenal fan tonight.

I'd better sit in the middle I think.

I have heard that Robert Rodriguez is directing a remake of Barbarella, with Rose McGowan in the title role

Maybe against Italy.

Think we have the same record.

Won 1 Lost 5

What's brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr Dre!

2-1 Barca on the night methinks.

I'd rather Liverpool than any other English team.

I prefer Chelsea and Arsenal to them but I don't want anyone else breaking into the elite 4 of european cup winners.

And as for Man Utd, there is no way I could handle those arrogant, obnoxious, smug, never known what it's like to support a real football team clearings in the woods, winning it again.

Noooo, we need to maintain the fact that we have won more european cups than every london team put together.